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Celebrities / Re: Dami Krane Released From Prison After Verydarkman's Intervention (photos) by Xenomorph1: 1:16pm On Aug 29, 2024
Slander and defamation
Sososo:
Which crime. Im commit?
I mean Dammy krane
Health / Re: Milk or Mimic: Nigeria’s dairy market, a hub for inferior EU products by Xenomorph1: 5:44pm On Aug 27, 2024
No wonder Nigerian are "mutating"
Religion / Re: Members Of Ghana Church Pray With Passport & Flags Of Countries They Want by Xenomorph1: 5:05pm On Aug 27, 2024
Bro abeg if you wan run as president of this country full of fools and imbeciles let me know so I can be your running mate

If you also wanna be a religious leader please let me know so I can be your treasurer
I can sweet talk dem zombies to contribute immensely to our church
Dem foolish zombies will work out clever guy man go chop
CyrusVI:
cheesy

I want to be a politician, so i can fool you all, loot you dry while asking you to pray to God

I also wanna be a Religious leader, so i can fool the gullibles the more by selling bigger dummies to them

I like seeing fools everywhere.


Make dem comot church go work harder abeg

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qaid Farhan Alkadi: Israel Military Rescues A Hostage Who Was Kidnapped By Hamas by Xenomorph1: 5:03pm On Aug 27, 2024
Why was he held captive initially?
madridguy:
His Palestinians brothers has finally released him to reunite with his wives and children.
Politics / Re: See This Crazy Whatsapp Conversation Between Two Individuals by Xenomorph1: 1:34pm On Aug 26, 2024
Is like y'all don't understand the context of this chat
Politics / Re: See This Crazy Whatsapp Conversation Between Two Individuals by Xenomorph1: 12:58pm On Aug 26, 2024
Last part

Politics / See This Crazy Whatsapp Conversation Between Two Individuals by Xenomorph1: 12:56pm On Aug 26, 2024
I saw this so decided to post it here

Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Force Arrests Investigative Journalist "PIDOM" by Xenomorph1: 10:14am On Aug 26, 2024
Hehe na wetin dey sup sef?
Crime / Re: The Mystery Of Beggars On Nairaland by Xenomorph1: 10:12am On Aug 26, 2024
Kai! It's about to go down
Dsquare70:
I will carefully take this up Legally. Just Watch Out!! You will know it's not everyone you mess with. Where and who I have scammed you will explain that at the right place. Necessary screenshots are taken and the tracking can commence.
Crime / Re: The Mystery Of Beggars On Nairaland by Xenomorph1: 10:11am On Aug 26, 2024
You forgot hellvictorinho
ravensckar:
Let me help you with their usernames;

RealityKing

Abba09.

The rest dey learn work for where those two career beegars dey. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by Xenomorph1: 6:34pm On Aug 25, 2024
Why you dey show me your winnings?
Abi you wan bless my aza nih?
Tinyemeka:


As e dey hot...
Crime / Re: Was Scammed Trying To Buy Iphone From Instagram by Xenomorph1: 6:31pm On Aug 25, 2024
Please stop trusting people this is Nigeria sir
Don't act like my brother who joined an online thrift contribution without knowing his fellow contributors nor the treasurer. He doesn't know them personally nor has he seen any one of them physically in person. Long story short he was swindled. #19k of hard bricklaying labor gone!
hyperflex:


You're right. I was too trusting. Especially cuz no be today I dey buy stuff from IG.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by Xenomorph1: 9:02pm On Aug 24, 2024
Which kain side 👀 b day?[quote author=2ndchildhood post=131673622][/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by Xenomorph1: 9:01pm On Aug 24, 2024
I for chop your money ajeh.......
Oh sorry,so unfortunate that's football for it happened that way but trust me I am great with sports predictions, football especially. Be looking forward to my next football predictions I promise
Acekidc4:


You for lose like werey💯ajeh😆😂🤣
Crime / Re: Man Who Raped His Stepson To Death Got Raped In Prison. by Xenomorph1: 6:37pm On Aug 24, 2024
Tell me more about this story
We4all:
Barbaric! This reminds me of a girl who stabbed her friend to death out of jealousy because she was gettting maried. The neighborhood guys numbering over 100, held her captive and took turns to rape her before handing her over to the Police. As for this man, It would have been better if he was castrated though. How do I unsee this?
Crime / Re: Was Scammed Trying To Buy Iphone From Instagram by Xenomorph1: 6:11pm On Aug 24, 2024
Op sorry for your loss but here I am wondering if people still pay before delivery like Wtf? So you paid without seeing the goods physically? Op I swear if you were my brother I will ensure you get a thorough beating before like aren't you a Nigerian? You don't know what's going on? Like wtf? Na so your mumu reach? Something is wrong somewhere. If you can't deliver before payment then GTFO! Like wtf? You bleeped up brother, no cap!

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Crime / Re: These Are The Preferred Airlines Of Nigeria’s Drug Traffickers. And This Is Why by Xenomorph1: 5:56pm On Aug 24, 2024
Great research but why Qatar Airways despite their anti trafficking activities? undecided

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Crime / Re: NMDPRA Exposes Filling Station Selling ‘Air’ As Fuel (Photos) by Xenomorph1: 5:54pm On Aug 24, 2024
Omoh E don finally cast
Hmm it's well with our country sad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Ipswich Town (4 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Xenomorph1: 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2024
Ajeh immediately they scored first I was expecting a minimum of 5 but it's all good
Peacecore:
We're used to winning grin but seriously Ipswich is lucky to collect only 4 o

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Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Visits Osun, To Be Honoured By Kinsmen by Xenomorph1: 5:21pm On Aug 24, 2024
You were making sense initially until you exposed your foolishness, the magnitude of your stupidity
NwaNimo1:
He got fccked-up last week by 1 oyibo savage ........



Anyway, his skull has been measured.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Ipswich Town (4 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by Xenomorph1: 5:17pm On Aug 24, 2024
Nothing special here
Business as usual for we Cityzens

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by Xenomorph1: 5:16pm On Aug 24, 2024
If no be say I no know you I for risk #5k take bet with you ajeh
Acekidc4:


Let me quote you down now so i can remind you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by Xenomorph1: 4:33pm On Aug 24, 2024
Dey play
Arsenal will concede minimum of 2 goals Quote me after the match
Henryjr:
It's payback time. They will not survive this one

COYG

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Nairaland / General / Official: Nairaland Forum Gets A New Signing by Xenomorph1: 4:12pm On Aug 24, 2024
Hello everyone I'm Xenomorph1 and this is my first time here on Nairaland. Show me around and wish me well on this new e-journey

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