Handsome4real:

Chai, you are doomed. Please relearn how to apply bodmas correctly.

I am sure you are still writing aptitude tests.

Xenten to woo Rokiatu

dearpreye:


Are you for real? How did you arrive at 6? Did you recently discovered any new rules of BODMAS? And then you called someone an OLODO?

We can now officially tell where Nigeria is headed.

To make mistakes is normal. To accept being wrong is also normal. But to be arrogantly, relentlessly refusing to acknowledge one's wrong, in the face of the obvious, is grossly abnormal.

T
I can the reason 61% of candidates failed the last WASC. BODMAS means u solve any arithmetic problem by following this sequence: brackets Of division multiplication addition subtraction.
The problem is 3+ 3*3 - 3+3.
To solve this using BODMAS the O is also multiplication. Since there are no brackets, Resolve the next operation which is O.
3 + (3*3)- 3+3

3+ 9- 3+3
A is the next operation. A stands for addition. However, you will not perform the first add operation, you will perform the next addition
3 +9 - 6
In the next iteration, apply BODMAS again
A comes before S

12 - 6

Perform the subtraction

6

It's very confusing, but when you master BODMAS very well, you understand better.

slimz10:


correct bro.

olodo. the ans is 6. using bodmas

ogochukwu247:


Nigerian transgender Stephanie Rose, is full of hatred for the Lord our God and is coming out again to insult him and call him a monster.

Stephanie, who was born a man named Dapo Adaralegbe, was expelled from the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife, where she was studying Law due to her homosexuality. She later underwent surgery to become a woman.

In her latest rant, she has taken to her Facebook page to share a post by an avowed atheist, Amenhotep Kingsagreed, where she thinks that God is the devil himself.


Follow the jump to see what she says about God and why she believes God is the devil as she quotes from the Bible. (This is one of those times you'll see why our people say "even devil know Bible pass any man". See her Biblical claims after the jump:

"I'm amazed that people who claim to read and worship the words of the bible tend to be so ignorant about just what the bible says. I wonder how many of them know that god is quoted many times in the bible admitting that he is in fact evil. I will list those passages below.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Exodus 32:14 And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.
Joshua 23:15 Therefore it shall come to pass, that as all good things are come upon you, which the LORD your God promised you; so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things.
Judges 9:23 Then God sent an evil spirit
1 Samuel 16:14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
2 Samuel 12:11 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house
1 Kings 9:9 ...therefore hath the LORD brought upon them all this evil.
1 Kings 14:10 Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam
2 Kings 6:33 ...Behold, this evil is of the LORD;
2 Kings 21:12 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle.
2 Kings 22:16 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place
Nehemiah 13:18 Did not your fathers thus, and did not our God bring all this evil upon us, and upon this city?
Jeremiah 4:6 Set up the standard toward Zion: retire, stay not: for I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction.
Jeremiah 6:19 Hear, O earth: behold, I will bring evil upon this people
Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them
Jeremiah 25:29 For, lo, I begin to bring evil
Jeremiah 35:17 Therefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring upon Judah and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem all the evil that I have pronounced against them:
Jeremiah 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah
Jeremiah 45:5 ...behold, I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD
Jeremiah 49:37 ...I will bring evil upon them, even my fierce anger, saith the LORD; and I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them
Micah 1:12 .... evil came down from the LORD
Micah 2:3 Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil
So as you can see, Jehovah god admits that it is he that does all evil, not some "fallen angel" who gets the blame.
The reason Satan gets the blame is solely so that the Christians can convince themselves that it's not god doing it. But if you claim that god is not capable of committing evil acts then you are "giving false witness" and committing "blasphemy" against god and his character.
Now I ask you, why do you feel that this "god" is deserving of worship? Even if you believe that he does exist, after all he has done and all he admits, why would you want to devote your life to him? Of all the men who have lived not one of them can come close to the evil that this god is. No one has caused as much death and destruction that this god claims to have done.
It's funny, the relationship that people have with this god reminds me of battered wife syndrome. He'll beat you into submission, threaten you with terrible punishments if you don't comply, convince you that you deserve that horrible treatment because your bad deep inside, then tell you he only does it because he loves you. Actually it's not funny after all. It's pretty damn sad.
Which 'other uncontrollable devil' is humanity searching for when the creator and inventor of evil has declared itself? The position of evil can not be checked because the same God is the creator and inventor of all evil.
Evil started from the same hopeless and foolish God because such useless and senseless God is evil. They do not go to Heaven and they do not go to Hell fire, the same God is the exact devil that deceived all religions about an untrue Heaven and untrue Hell fire!
Hell fire is a fallacy of imagination. NO BODY GOES TO HELL FIRE."

Rose also has a book she has written titled: "NO BODY GOES TO HEAVEN BECAUSE NO BODY GOES TO HELL FIRE".



SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/08/i-would-rather-burn-in-hell-than.html

She is a typical Roman 1:28 person. "And even as they did not like retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do things which are not convenient,..."

SenseiX:
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http://theyesng.com/12-secrets-you-need-to-know-about-new-nnpc-gmd-ibe-kachikwu/

He is an An Hausa man in Igbo Skin

I got to the BRT bus this morning around 7.08am. We waited for like 10 minutes and about 6 buses came. All of them refused to go to CMS. The queue was so long. The officers were very rude when we tried to tell them to pity us and atleast instruct the buses to go CMS. Even the ticketers were not cooperative. We ended up spending over 1hr at the bus stop. This is bad and against the reasons why BRT scheme was instituted. It is even against sound business practice.

I was going through my yahoo mail. I noticed a mail from Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.
See content of the image below:

Aitee1:


Afo usu mkpagha mba isen mien pm

meaning??

FowlYansh:
the Bring back our girls scam was a well crafted script written by the APC with support from their youth wing, "Boko Haram" to unsettle the sincere Government of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

God will punish all those involved in this heartless conspiracy.

thank god your name na fowlyansh...

brightnelly:
FULANI HERDSMEN!!! another hidden TERRORIST GROUP waiting to explode! May God help this nation!


Remember that Buhari has been a life time patron of the Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association.

This man is a confirmed terrorist and Fulani bandit with a hidden agenda!!

If you can reason like this, change your name to dullnelly.

Bleep her to confirm

that is their way o! all of them.

mzcurvaceous:

you have excess fat in your bombom. u re neither sexy or beautiful. your ass is out of shape self.

rokiatu:
Elegant, classy, and beautiful, Omo sexy.

Hi, Rokia,
Kindly PM please.

Ooasis:
kindly take time to read through and Pardon my errors pls.

I found myself in a situation where I need an advice.
I have a job on the mainland which pays 50k and I spend no transport at all. I started working there three months after my youth service with 45k, I wasn't satisfied with the job so I started searching for another, it(new job) wasn't coming so I decided to change my mindset and continue this for a while, after my grudges complaints to which the organization says they are not satisfied with my output and that they even wanted to lay me off, (which I knw is just gimmicks as I knw that I am there best staff) I got a raise to 50k after almost a year.
Why I don't like the job.
1. No productivity for a while now, not much jobs bringing in cash for the organization and I ain't happy doing nothing and earning at month end. I have talked to them about how to improve but they seem to want to move at there pace.
2. After the we want to lay you off saga, I feel like I really need to take my exit while the ovation is still loud.
3. I believe I need to change environment and meet new people, since here isn't interesting anymore, the workplace is not appalling and I am tired of the petty shits
4. The 50k salary will always make future job bargain allow recruiters look down on me and offer ridiculous pay.

I got a new job on the island 70k and I will be spending transport of 15k.
New environment, nice work environment and high career prospect cos it's an international organization with new challenges.

Cons
Thinking of traffic, the not to expectation salary and fear of uncertainty, kindly advice me what you think I should do.

Thanks, you may just have saved a life.

It all depends on your goal in life. But I tell you, if you sell yourself short now, you will keep selling yourself short. Dont look at the stress. Dont think short time. take the whole picture into consideration. Pray Also

Ishilove:
This nairalander mailed us this rather pathetic story. She requested her identity be hidden because not only is she well known, the man in question is also a nairalander.

Please read and give her your very candid advice.



No insults, please. She is in a quagmire and needs sound and solid advice.

Its so easy for people who has never been in your shoes to provide solutions that may never work. Girl you have to sit up and assess your situation. What are your options? What is your goal in life? You want to graduate. He is the only option for sustenance that you have right now. Calm Down. Go and do Family Planning. Learn to be subservient. Don't provoke his anger. Tolerate his insolence. Look for alternative means of sustaining yourself. looking for another guy may not be the best. Scrape money. Save. If you really want to be independent, I may advise that you can hustle(Aristo) with common sense. Get real. Stop being the victim. When you are sufficiently prepared, dump the guy.

redgem:
Fellow Nairalander's please I need urgent help...who know of any human right activist in port harcourt? My dad is being abusive and threatens to kill my mum and I. He is being really violent and I fear he will fulfil his threat soon.... He has severally try to strangle my mum... Please, help its a matter of life and death.

For whatever reason your dad is becoming violent, pls. advise your mum to leave him immediately. its better she is alive than being strangled to death by her husband.

felifeli:
I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?

you have to be careful here. if you fire her, you will lose her valuable services. if you get involved sexually, you may lose her valuable services because she will realise her position has changed and she may become uncontrollable. if you let her know that the feelings is not mutual, if she is really that into you, she may find extra means of securing your attention.

Possible ways out:
i. if she is working directly with you, introduce another layer. get her to rreport to another person.
ii. reduce the frequency of interactions between the you too.
iii. let know that you have other sexual interests by introducing your "babes" to her.
iv. employ someone else to understudy her and then dispense with her services when you see that the other person is capable.
the rule of the thumb is reduce your informal activities with her.

if none of these works, go spiritual...

Send her to me. I have been looking for a wife like that. You are very ungrateful.

Seriously, dont worry she will tire out.

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

shedrack222:




http://www.punchng.com/columnists/etcetera/buhari-should-not-be-sworn-in-with-the-quran/

why did he not write this when Jonah and Obj were sworn in?

ZahraBuhari:
Don't know if i'm to say I'm First to comment or not, just after listing 10 different Universities on different posts.


We are going to make Nigeria a better place.

On my Way to Nigeria for best Dad's Presidential inauguration

stop the impersonation. I will track your IP and arrest you.

toobby:
The screenshot of the message below is
currently being bashed and shared around by
Nigerian twitter users. Many didn't find it
amusing and can't believe some people still
ascribe to such thoughts.



What are your thoughts about this?

the guy is sick. the lady is playing safe.

DelticStephEn:


boy,the land u are talking abt were u d one dat paid its money for us?
did u allow us to thrive in ur land for free?
are u d one paying our house rent?
are u d one dat bought d land for us?
are u d one feeding us with ur own money?
then y then are u relating allowing us to thrive in ur land with cowardice?
then wat should we be gr8ful to u for?
boy u no get talk at all.
come to delta state & see ur yoruba brodas working in oil sectors /firms here. & we ar not complaining or threatening dem.
but dat my igbo bodas are hustling in a land they paid d money for,paid their tax,feed demsef,paid for their house rent,
& u lazy yorubas are making noise evry where to be gr 8ful to u & also vote. 4 ur candidate or else u through dem in a lagoon.
hehehehehe,more develop dan us?
guy no dey disgrace urself here.
is there any development in yoruba land apart from lagos?
& dat is. Y evry yoruba are claiming to be a lagosian.
just take a look at d typ of house u yorubas are still building & living in in dis. 21st century.
mud house with rusty red zinc.
is dat wat u called development?
God forbid. am sure u are typing from one of those mud house with rusty red zinc,dats y u hvn't step ur foot in delta state to. see tins for ursef. & how developed we are.
as 4 d creek,it 's only meant 4 MEN. & not cowards.
u shuld also try being a man by coming for excusion at d creek sumtym.
it is called tourism & as for d Oil,datz one of d major reasons u lazy bastard(yorubas) kip clamouring for one nigeria.
hhehehehe. .my God,
dis boys are funny.

deltic babe, or whatever u call urself. did we invite you to come to lagos? we are bastards. we agree. but you cannot stay off our lands. if you so developed, go back and live in your creeks. ask what the favorite pastime of your ancestors is. drinking cheap home brew dirty ogoro.

looking at you, you are a little girl being spoon fed by some silly maga. thatz why you can reason upside down.