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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score 400 Goals Across The Top 5 Leagues by Xkalaban(m): 11:14pm On Oct 20, 2018
darkchild64:
What you would be comparing is goal ratio,not number of goals scored,especially when the gap is not much and of course they didn't start playing football at the same time
If you want to know who is better between the two,goals should not be the sole determinant,goal ratio is even more important, you have to consider other aspects of the game like their ability to create chances andd even the type and quality of goals they have scored,beside that long range shot against FC porto,if I were to pick my 10 favourite goals between messi and ronaldo,messi would have at least 8 goals there,Ronaldo would have like 2

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Becomes The First Player To Score 400 Goals Across The Top 5 Leagues by Xkalaban(m): 11:11pm On Oct 20, 2018
Believe7:
This are two different players playing different roles..if u wanna talk of who's intelligent and creative..u give dat to Messi..Ronado is jst a goal porscha..don't expect less less from him because of a truth he is a good player..but he's never better than messi..nd remember this are two different players..one is a striker while d other is midfielder.. despite d fact that Messi scores goals doesn't make him a striker..nd else shoud not be compared to messi..

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Politics / Re: Eunice Atuejide Slams Nnamdi Kanu, Says 'Igbos Can Be Blind' by Xkalaban(m): 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2018
Airforce01:
A presidential aspirant talking like a stupid tout ..
Smh

I stopped reading her idiotic opinion half way because I couldn't understand a thing in her stale and useless write up .

She must be a product of the "Street"

Ndigbo will vote en-masse for Alhaji Atiku Abubakar wether Nnamdi kanu resurrected or not, So sink that in Bitch .


I tell you bro. She's not a role model at all. Talking like some harlot that's pissed off cos her client has over stayed the short-time he paid for. What a total turn off from a complete shediot....

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Shines In New Photos by Xkalaban(m): 4:50pm On Oct 20, 2018
Pato my man. I see u ma niggi.... wink

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Blasts Kemi Olunloyo After Davido Reacted On Twitter by Xkalaban(m): 4:43pm On Oct 20, 2018
This woman and real madrid share one thing in common. Frustration from the harsh realities of life.... grin

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Crime / Re: Missing UNIUYO Student Found Beaten To Death In Uyo. Photo by Xkalaban(m): 3:08pm On Oct 20, 2018
Eiyah, this is really disheartening. This is obviously a young kid with a bright future. Chai, may God punish the devils that cut this young man's life short undecided
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Is More Mature Than Neymar - Barcelona Legend Xavi by Xkalaban(m): 2:59pm On Oct 20, 2018
GrammarNazi1:

Yeah, brother.

They hate us because we are the best team in the world.

Yes o. They can't demoralize us bro. Proudly celona fi life....

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Visits Scene Where Many Were Killed, Promises To Punish Perpetrators by Xkalaban(m): 2:57pm On Oct 20, 2018
Story for the gods. We know say na u polithiefians dey sponsor them via incognito things. Hypocrites undecided
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Is More Mature Than Neymar - Barcelona Legend Xavi by Xkalaban(m): 2:47pm On Oct 20, 2018
GrammarNazi1:

Yet we won it before his arrival.

Has Neymar won it in PSG?

Don't mind our haters bro. There is never a time they say anything positive about us. That's cos Barca is simply great. Even Fakeman Neymar now is regretting ever bailing on us.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Is More Mature Than Neymar - Barcelona Legend Xavi by Xkalaban(m): 2:39pm On Oct 20, 2018
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Education / Re: FUTO Vs UNIZIK Trending On Twitter; See Funny Tweets by Xkalaban(m): 8:22am On Oct 20, 2018
Lol grin. Everyday, multiple drama everywhere grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Thief Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Wire During Power Outage. Graphic Pics by Xkalaban(m): 8:14am On Oct 20, 2018
Nice tongue
Car Talk / Re: Believe It Or Not, These Are Images Of A Very Active Truck In Nigeria! (PHOTO) by Xkalaban(m): 7:51am On Oct 20, 2018
Where else can one see such but only in Juria. The thunder wen go fire all u road safety officials thieves still dey do press up. I go carry better mob comot u come dey check tire for expiry dates cos u got nothing else on me but meanwhile rickety jarlords go pass right in front of us and u go look the other way cos u've been rogered.

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Politics / Re: My Detractors Must Apologise To Imo APC, Says Gov Okorocha by Xkalaban(m): 7:38am On Oct 20, 2018
CọckRoachÅss Okoronwusa. An Iberiberistic zombie.

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Crime / Re: Phone Thief Caught And Beaten In University Of Abuja(photos) by Xkalaban(m): 5:08pm On Oct 19, 2018
Hediot tongue

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Crime / Re: Fleeing Thief Hit By A Car After Snatching A Phone In Ghana by Xkalaban(m): 11:38am On Oct 19, 2018
They will never learn. The more they get caught the more other criminals keep emerging. It's crazy but it serves this hediot right. I don't pity him one bit tongue
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Women You Should Never Let Go by Xkalaban(m): 7:25am On Oct 19, 2018
What does one do if u get a lady that has all these qualities listed by the op but then she is not academically brilliant?
Politics / Re: Tiv Group Files N550bn Suit Against Buhari, Miyetti Allah, Others by Xkalaban(m): 11:01am On Oct 18, 2018
Lol, na now una sabi wake up from ya slumber abi? Sue the heck outta the Zombified dullard already....

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Politics / Re: Imo Apc: Court Refuses To Substitute Nwosu's Name. by Xkalaban(m): 10:23am On Oct 18, 2018
CọckRoachÅss Okoronwusa's APC decapitating its useless self from within. Pls kwantinue shooting urselves in the foot. We are simply here to encourage ur dumbasses to self destruct. Hediats!

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Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Student Steals Women's Panties, Arrested (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 1:57pm On Oct 17, 2018
What an Iberiberistic hediot grin grin grin

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Education / Re: 8 Words You’d Find In Both The Igbo And Yoruba Languages, But Different Meaning by Xkalaban(m): 1:54pm On Oct 17, 2018
AroOkigbo:

You are wrong
It's "Oko"

Yup, with the punctuations that it goes along with = ọkọ

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Travel / Re: Photos Of A Container Fall In Apapa Lagos, Perfectly Timed by Xkalaban(m): 4:06pm On Oct 16, 2018
My 6th sense dey tell me say this na video wey dem break into pictures by pausing and screenshoting. But either way the person behind the camera deserve some props for being there at the right time to capture the shot.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Begin The Process Of Restructuring To Make Atiku's Slogan Irreleva by Xkalaban(m): 11:48am On Oct 14, 2018
CROWNWEALTH019:

No vex my boy...

Hahaha, no mind am bro. Very soon there'll be no more available Nigerian ppl's flesh for them zombies to devour. They will now have to resort to chewing stones grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Real Reason Why Atiku Did Not Consult SE Governors Before Picking Peter Obi by Xkalaban(m): 10:25am On Oct 14, 2018
The ppl are already atikulated with Atiku and Obi. Those useless governors can go hug a transformer for all I care. Potbellied self centered staggats with no respects for our laws. Mtcheew...
Crime / Re: Rufus Kehinde Daramola Who Raped His Daughter, Arrested. Photos by Xkalaban(m): 10:17am On Oct 14, 2018
Nawao, this one just tire me. Excess evil full for this Juria. SMH.....

Politics / Re: 2019: We Were Shocked On Atiku’s Choice Of Peter Obi – Southeast Governors, PDP by Xkalaban(m): 8:11am On Oct 14, 2018
celeiyke:
They are all clowns. They want a politician who will always handover favours to them

Exactly. Bunch of notice me's seeking unnecessary relevance. Rabbish!

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Sports / Re: "Lionel Messi Goes To Bathroom 20 Times Before A Match" - Diego Maradona by Xkalaban(m): 9:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
Useless drama king has started again. U just can't deal with the fact that he's a better footballer thsn u ever was. 4uckin crack head that sniff coke uncountless times before hitting the pitch. Shameless hediot....SMH

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Sports / Re: PSG's 6-1 UCL Win To Be Investigated For Match Fixing by Xkalaban(m): 9:25am On Oct 13, 2018
gigabyte01:




I laugh when I see comments like this ,why didn't Barcelona fix matches to win the UCL that year....how much can Barcelona even offer to the Arabian owners of PSG sef......u are saying bullshit,igbe eran

U dey mind them? Allow them Barca haters to cry Barca a river. Barca that places priority on winning trophies more than anything.

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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma Receives INEC Form As Imo APC Candidate by Xkalaban(m): 9:11am On Oct 13, 2018
Cockroach.Ass Okoronwusa right now tongue

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Crime / Re: Bricklayer Defiles 3-Year-Old Girl Inside Lagos School (Photo) by Xkalaban(m): 12:39am On Oct 12, 2018
Chai this is very sickening. This hediot should be thrown inside a lion's enclosure at the zoo. Since he is such a barbaric heartless animal. Smh.....

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Crime / Re: Soldier Shot Dead By Kidnappers In Jos While Trying To Rescue Lady by Xkalaban(m): 12:25am On Oct 12, 2018
buhariguy:
Rip .
And the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist and CAN-rubbish call the kidnappers Christians.
May God punish CAN and the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist.

;Dcry me a river Mr. Ranter. See obsession shocked grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Man Who Went To Harvest Yam, Catches A Giant Squirrel In His Farm (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 1:58pm On Oct 11, 2018
Chai Squirrel don suffer. How this marsupial like mammal take turn to Squirrel kwanu? Op take am easy o, before Mr. Squirrel sue u for mistaken identity.... grin grin grin

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