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Politics / Re: Mukaila Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Against APC (Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 2:01pm On Aug 23, 2018
Zombie b4 them tell u but u no gree hear word. Oya na.... Shebi e don clear 4 ya now.. Smh
Crime / Re: Philip Prince Afolabi Wanted In Canada On 43 Warrants, Including Sexual Assault by Xkalaban(m): 12:23pm On Aug 23, 2018
enemyofprogress:
I sawed this guy yesterday at oshodi market

No, you are not saw him yesterday. Infact you was see him tomorrow.... Oya na undecided

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Car Talk / Re: How To Keep Rats Away From Eating Your Car Wires by Xkalaban(m): 10:56am On Aug 23, 2018
Wiseandtrue:

cool cool cool they usually gather at this joint wink

cheesy Omo see meme o grin grin grin

@Op all this open bonnet, clean car thoroughly and getting a cat no go work as easily said so far 9ja is concerned. Bad things can happen to ur car very sharperly.
The best way to do it is to buy a packet of cigarettes, open the contents, mix am well with better ground pepper wey dey hot weller, now spread am all over ur engine. Especially in places where them shit full. Na confam tear gas be that to those rats I tell uwink

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Gaming / Re: 11 Common Bad Gaming Habits Every Gamer Is Guilty Of by Xkalaban(m): 6:16am On Aug 22, 2018
Lol I'm guilty of numbers 1 and 10 cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Meet Savage Trap Queen: Biography, Makes N100k Per Blue Film, Porn Actress by Xkalaban(m): 11:58am On Aug 18, 2018
The hustle is real. No be small thing.... shocked

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Sports / Re: Matias Messi Handed Two-and-a-half-year Suspended Prison Sentence by Xkalaban(m): 4:57pm On Aug 17, 2018
jakeFrost:
The same hate will send you to an early grave

Well said

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Gaming / Re: The 7 Most Annoying Video Game Characters Of All Time by Xkalaban(m): 4:39pm On Aug 17, 2018
Vasaratti16:
1: Navi The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! angry

NO! You listen you whiny shining ball of utter s*@#! angry angry

*Deep breath*

Yes, my top pick for the most annoying video game characters of all time is Navi, the ‘helpful’ fairy from the excellent Zelda game Ocarina of Time .


While she is intended to be a constant source of knowledge, to allow you to progress in the game, her constant irritating presence had the opposite effect.
I have yet to meet anyone who actually enjoyed the character, and should that day ever arrive, I would truly question their sanity!

lalasticlala

Lol! Yewwwww..... Lisssten (with a tiny screechy voice) Navi shld be up there as one of the most annoying characters. I loved Zelda....Ocarina of time thou. It's quite a lovely game. Felt really good when I finally deciphered the many puzzles & conquered Ganondorf.

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Crime / Re: South African Man Arrested For Raping His Neighbour's Pregnant Goat (Graphic Pic by Xkalaban(m): 8:26pm On Aug 16, 2018
Chai the poor She-goat really suffer walai. That guy is an ahakmud ahekmedinajadangry angry angry

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Education / Re: UNIOSUN Graduating Students Dressed In High School Uniforms by Xkalaban(m): 4:13pm On Aug 16, 2018
Auladimeji:
Real Madrid fans right now

Lol grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Police Gun Down Armed Robbers Who Raided Bank In Edo Yesterday. Graphic Photos by Xkalaban(m): 8:58pm On Aug 10, 2018
Criminals are like the multiple heads of a Hydra. When u cut one off, other ones emerge. Even though these ones know quite well how their comrades who robbed other banks were hunted down and caught yet they still went ahead with their plans to become the next wasted souls. It hurts to know that these fools has caused the death of innocent people who came to transact at the bank on a peaceful day minding their own business. It shall never be well with u men of the underworld. God's wrath surely awaits you. Its only a matter of time undecided
Politics / Re: Imo Youths Celebrate Uche Nwosu's 43rd Birthday Under Heavy Downpour by Xkalaban(m): 10:42am On Aug 10, 2018
Propaganda as usual. E no go work this time around. Useless APC.....FYI I don't give a sh!t about PDP either. Our so called leaders are all callous thieves.

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Travel / Re: Checkout Some Dangerously Overloaded Okadas Spotted On The Road (PHOTOS) by Xkalaban(m): 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2018
Lol grin

I smell some crazy memes loading grin grin

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Crime / Re: I’m Into Kidnapping Because Someone Told Me It’s Lucrative – Mechanic by Xkalaban(m): 1:02pm On Aug 06, 2018
Iberiberistic Uduot!
Phones / Re: 7 Secret Android Functions Most Users Don’t Know About by Xkalaban(m): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2018
Old boy that secret game no be fi here ooo. U can't win angry

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Romance / Re: Leaked Nude Photos: Judith Heard Arrested By Police In Uganda by Xkalaban(m): 4:27am On Aug 01, 2018
Abjay97:
HIV & AIDS IS REAL.. SLAY QUEENS AND "MAN PROMISING MARRIAGE ARE ON RAMPAGE TO SPREAD IT O!!

CASES IN THE HOSPITAL NO BE HERE

I tell you... angry
Webmasters / Re: We’ll Give 10 Million Nigerians Free Internet Access – Google by Xkalaban(m): 8:14am On Jul 27, 2018
The other states that wasn't mentioned right now.....

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Crime / Re: Corper Shot Dead By Police In Kogi, Labelled An Armed Robber. Graphic Photo by Xkalaban(m): 8:56am On Jul 26, 2018
Who knows? The police might be right on this one. Corper by day, robber by night. Criminals are like H. I. V. It's never written on the face. R. I. P anyways.
Sports / Re: Salisu Yusuf Caught Receiving Bribe On Camera by Xkalaban(m): 7:10am On Jul 24, 2018
Haha.... Welcome to Juria guys. grin kwaruption was totally born here.
Sports / Re: Nigeria U15 Beat Djibouti U15 5-0 At The African Youth Games. by Xkalaban(m): 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2018
Na so dem dey take perform for junior team now once them reach for senior team dem go begin chase house fly for inside pitch. Anyways I hope they get to prove me wrong this time around.....

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Gaming / Re: Video Games That Were Way Ahead Of Their Time by Xkalaban(m): 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2018
Super Mario 64 is my best by far. Finished it on my n64 back in the day. Love the music that plays when u get to that hot lava stage where u get to face Bowser for the first time. Feels good grabbing his tail and spinning him then letting him go so he can go smash his head on a bomb. Mehn, Mario64 was some lovelyfun jor. IT IS ME MARIO....

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Crime / Re: 4 Notorious Kidnappers & Cultists Killed In Eleme, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Xkalaban(m): 4:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
Wasted fools. Una never begin die sef. U are deading... Satan punish una there....
Events / Re: Dead Man Made To Sit Like He's Playing Video Game During His Burial(p by Xkalaban(m): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2018
Chai ps4 don suffer....

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Politics / Re: Adegboruwa Drags Joe Igbokwe To Court Over Facebook Post by Xkalaban(m): 4:39pm On Jul 20, 2018
Pls they should kukuma hang him or do whatever with him. He's a total waste of sperm as far as I'm concerned. Rubbish Zombified efulefu.....

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Health / Re: Rivers State Buried The 27 Dead Cows Imported Into The State From North by Xkalaban(m): 4:35pm On Jul 20, 2018
biacan:
Take North away from this country and we'll be fine

Well spoken

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Gaming / Re: 10 Most Annoyingly Difficult Video Games Of All Time by Xkalaban(m): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2018
Vasaratti16:
Demon Souls

Strictly speaking, this entry includes all games associated with this title, because they're all equally insanely difficult, and because they're all apparently proud of that fact.

But unlike other games here, Demon's Souls found itself somewhat praised for its difficulty level, presumably because it proposed a genuine challenge to avid gamers who've had to put up with genuinely easy games for the past decade or so. Demon's Souls just took no prisoners and shocked everyone as a result.

Why's it so hard, you ask? Well, how about a lack of health items, brutally insane boss fights, and a lack of checkpoints (for starters)? Besides that, many of the enemies you encounter in the game's "dark fantasy" world can kill you in 2 or 3 hits.

Simply put, it's a game of trial and error, albeit one that makes you feel damn good about yourself should you succeed. Still, it's constantly frustrating as heck, so don't play this one if you've got a notoriously bad temper or a tendency to hit your siblings cheesy


Lol, Demon Souls that I got to the last stage where I had to fight the final boss in white after getting past that damn annoying dragon. The guy just kept killing me every time so I just left the thing jor.

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Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Forced To Sleep Outside By His Family After Croatia Lost To France by Xkalaban(m): 1:10pm On Jul 17, 2018
Lol, anything for the limelight dude. Smh...

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Sports / Re: Throwback Picture Of Mbappe Meeting Ronaldo For The First Time!! by Xkalaban(m): 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2018
Kudos to Ronaldo mehn. He doesn't age at all.
Crime / Re: Man Tied To Stake And Beaten By Angry Youths For Raping 7-year-old Girl In Warri by Xkalaban(m): 5:52pm On Jul 16, 2018
Chai konji na rugged bastard. The idiot looks shamefully pathetic right now.

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Politics / Re: It’s Not Fair To Fulani If Herdsmen Are Declared Terrorists – Miyetti Allah by Xkalaban(m): 4:08pm On Jul 14, 2018
Look Mr mayetti or whatever the hell u say ur name is. U and ur fellow fool & imp herdsmen una matter don cast from way back. Even one yr olds in nigeria today knows about ur deadly terrorist group. Telling us not to see u as terrorists is simply like pouring water into a basket. It'll simply enter one ear and exit through the other. Rubbish!

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Car Talk / Re: 7 Most Common Misconceptions About Fuel Efficiency by Xkalaban(m): 8:49am On Jul 13, 2018
Insightful thread @Op

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Sports / Re: What Ronaldo’s Move To Juventus Will Do To Barcelona’s Messi – Ciro Ferrara by Xkalaban(m): 9:54am On Jul 12, 2018
ozoebuka1:
Story... Why would Messi Leave Barça? He's a king there, he's the highest paid player in the world, he's enjoying his game there, his family are happy there, he's the captain of the team there ...so, why the fvck would he leave undecided

I wonder. Don't mind the man. He's probably just wishing and thinking it out loud at the same time.

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Fashion / Re: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria. - Meme Collection by Xkalaban(m): 12:29pm On Jul 11, 2018
Nice one @Op cool

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