Do u always wake up in the morning not wanting to go to work coz ur boss is always getting u pissed off evry morning? if yes this is gonna affect ur efficiency at work the best thing to do find a lasting solution to it i've got one and it really works.
If u have a cumputer in ur office (i think it's a necessity now) creat a new folder in my documents folder name it "BOSS" or better still use ur bosses name. Before u start work think about wat he has done to u that morning and as u are thinking try to cut and paste the folder in diffrent places the more u do this, u will begin to feel his actions are less important on u coz u are in control and then fianlly u send it to the recycle bin when u feel u are no longer pissed off by his actions. But MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE GETS TO SEE THIS OR ELSE,

The fact's dat 90% of girls are prostututes, when i say prostitutes we have diffrent classes of prostitutes. the first class will screw u for a specific amount of cash and dissapear. While the second class will kip trying to screw u forever (as long as u've got the money) "All in the name of marriage" But almost evry one can afford the first class of prostitutes only guys that are ,
Tall, Handsome, Nice, Caring,
and Most improtant of all RICH. can afford the second class of prostitutes

One more dance- Nas
Say me well- Arzadus
All songs about dead ppl make me cry

Thanx man

For how long can you keep a distant relationship? We've apart for close to nine months with my girl friend but i call her evry day. Some times i feel she's cheating on me but i dont have any reason to feel that way coz she has not changed but am just being scared

I've been wondering n i feel i should just ask. for how long do you think u can keep a distant relationship

If am 2 judge from artist am gonna choose Question mark n Storm Records. They sure Rock



WATCH OUT FOR THE[i] REALLAVILLE[/i] We are coming ti take over the industry soon

Am currently trying to learn video editting but am kind of confused on the rigth software to use plz can any one sugest some video editing softwares i can use to creat broadcast quality movies

Am currently trying to learn video editting but am kind of confused on the rigth software to use plz can any one sugest some video editing softwares i can use to creat broadcast quality movies

Why go thru all these stress?
walk up to the girl and simply tell her
"I LOVE U, TALK UR OWN"
it luks stupid but it's going to be really funny to the girl
dont xpect her to say yes but sooner or later she start
tripping especially if u've got a great sense of humour

I'll advice u just hang on for the time being the fact's that he can't always eat his cake and have it. If u are quiting now, it's just on mere suspicion and u may realise u are wrong and begin to regret it. But if at all he's cheating on you you will surely catch him some day

Well my girlfriends says she is one. Am doubting i just want 2 know i can can find out if she truly is. It's more of a distant relationship and there was a day she told me she masturbated and she later found out that she was bleeding, is this possible?. Although we get close to eachother but she never allow the real thing to happen. it;s either fingering or i use my toungue. She recently told me that she does not want the real thing to happen coz she wants to remain a virgin until after marriage.

Jay town guys in d houz am currently thinking of form an hiphop group THE X-KLAZZ so if u rap/sing and you fil you want to be part of this just send a mail to xrealla@gmail.com

Am planing to stage naija musicians in zamfara by the end of this year plz can sum1 tell me wats it's gonna take to stage ppl like faze, dbanj,prof linkin and sound sultan

AM kind of confused n i need help plz how can u tell if ur chick is a virgin?

i've got both d producer edition and FL 7 but it's cracked version so i dont use keys figure out how it will get to u. Dont tell me to send as an attachment coz i dont think it will upload in time

1.The nice men are ugly.

2.The handsome men are not nice.

3.The handsome and nice men are gay.

4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
ladies are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after ladies money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think ladies are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think ladies are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in
ladies when they(ladies) take the initiative.

u re simply bleeped up

It seems like the law of zamfara has taken the better of you, lol. May i ask you, what made "candy shop" by 50 cents sold million copies?, what made "black sweat" by prince sold millions?, what made "i want to mess u" by akon sold millions?, is it not booty dancing?,

gbengaijot I dont even know where to start from that i rep Za-town does not make me inferior in any way. Hate it or love it the fact's that Hip-hop it's already loosed focuse in Nigeria tell me which part of this country does butty dancing and encourages it. forget about 50's Candy shop am talking about Nigeria not New York. more over parents there control what thier kids watch (why do u think they always include parental advisory on thier cds) Nigerian videos are f***ked

DEFINITION OF KISS ACCORDING TO DIFFERENT PROF.

Prof. of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.


Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


Prof. of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.


Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


Prof. of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.


Prof. of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.


Prof. of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


Prof. of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


Prof. of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


Prof. of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects


Prof. of Computer Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

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be real

Every year February 14th is celebrated as a day for love, exchange of gifts, promises of eternal passion, and more. The inspired pen poems inspired by their love and admiration for the women of their dreams while others just go to shops and buy commercially available verses. Valentines means candy, chocolates, perfume, red hearts, balloons, and more. Have you ever wondered when the celebration first originated? Well in ancient Rome, February heralded the coming to spring a time for rejuvenation, fertility, and growth.

In ancient times, Romans celebrated in February a festival to honor the god of fertility who provided them with progeny and ensured a god crop. In Rome February 15th was celebrated as the feast of Lupercalla and Feb 14th as a holiday in honor of Juno the queen of Roman gods and goddesses. On the eve of Lupercalla a glass jar was filled to the brim with chits on which were penned the names of all eligible girls. Then young men would draw a chit each from the jar and the girl whose name was on the chit would be his partner for the celebration. This was a method by which ancient Romans introduced eligible boys and girls to one another.

Much later in the 3rd century BCE when Emperor Claudius II ruled Rome there lived a priest called Valentine. And when Claudius passed a decree that young men in his empire were not to marry, Valentine defied him and used to consecrate marriages secretly. He was sentenced to death and thrown into prison. While awaiting his execution Valentine penned a letter to his love and signed it “from your Valentine.” After his death Valentine became a martyr and saint and was popularly known as St Valentine.

Wonderful legends are woven around Valentine’s Day. In Wales young people exchanged as gifts wooden spoons which were hand carved with decorations of hearts and key holes. The decorations conveyed “you hold the key to my heart or you unlock my heart.” In other places women were given gifts of clothes and if they accepted the gift then it conveyed that they were wiling to marry the man who has sent the gift.

In 1415, Charles, the Duke of Orleans is known to have penned, from his prison in the tower of London , what were known as “poetical amorous addresses” to his wife in France, he is believed to be one of the earliest creators of valentines.

Just as companies like Hallmark sell cards for Valentines Day in the 15th century people bought little booklets with verse in them —they then made their own valentines using the verse to express their thoughts. For example a valentine could have the hand drawn illustration of a knight and his lady with Cupid the god of love shooting arrows into the knight’s heart.
In the US it was after 1723, that popularity of the celebration grew. People imported the “booklets of verse” all the way from England and copied the verses on to gilt edged papers. Then a Ms. Ester Howard in around 1830 decided to be original and create American Valentines that were marketed as Worcester Valentines.

Since then with changing centuries and tastes the celebration has taken on new hues with young men and women, children, as well as older couples creating newer ways to celebrate and declare their undying love

Answer,

Hey i've cool edit, fruity loops and cake walk i'll b willing to share but i cant upload n
am presently i zam so if u can figure out how it will get u

I mean no dissin but it's just d fact n i feel it should be corrected apart from copyin oda
ppl's work, most nigerian rappers rap off point n somtyms d corus's really got nothing to d with the raps, Infact 80% of naija rappers dont make meanin they just rhym words. We've alot of good rappers down here whenever i watch musical presentaions on AIT and odas i always wonder wat it's gonna luk lyk trying to raise to d top coz naija artist are just too many and they all seem to have thier own record labels. Why? simply because they know the labels signing them them on are just trying to do them a favour and at the end they feel they are being cheated or exploited. So the concept now is release ur first album through some1 else's label and then establish ur own with d share of ur proceeds. I think this is bad for the music industry. Secondly, most naija videos are tight when it comes to the graphics and picture quality but thier concepts are always bleeped up. Most naija musical videos has to do with some girl shaking some ass in some club or party. i fil they are 2 xplicit to been shown on national t.v

Am being caugth in d rapture
n evry tym i go 2 get up it always result into fractures
just cant xplain y tins dat cud leead 2 destructn
is always d human attraction
@ d tym i nedded to catch d vibration dia waz non in dis nation
so i went on a migration n now am back on a mission
am somkind of a prophesation
n ma mission hia is to mput an end to all these frontins
n confrontation to follow me all u nid to is hi the paly selction
on ur musical application journey wit me as i take you through d trans4mation
from bein a fake ass to being a realla creation ,

Hi can any one tell me wat it's gonna cost to costruct and stand a bill board
iam thinking of satring an advert compny, if there any one who can giveme an estimate
of wat the bill boards are gonna cost or if there's any 1 who is specialised in bill board construction plz mail me
then we can atlk beta
x-realwan@xrealla.info.ms

Wats i need to drop a hot hit on radios but am kind of being delayed coz i need a good producer aroun the northern naija.
i reside in zamfara so i don't know any coz apart from sharia nothing happens down here can any one recommend
a good producer in kaduna or jos?

Hi does any one know any nigerian orgnisation that deals with internet finance? i need something i can use to shop on the net.

Guys why don't we try 2 make it a more nigerian thing
lets use pidgin english instead