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Phones / Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime For Sale by Xsem(m): 11:08am On Jan 09, 2020
Price 22k negotiable

Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by Xsem(m): 7:41am On Jan 09, 2020
The money is being used for fixed deposit, maybe 3 months fd. When it matures, they will take their interest and disburse the funds.
Technology Market / Re: Sold by Xsem(m): 11:57pm On Jan 06, 2020
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Sports / Re: Solskjaer: Van Persie Does Not Have The Right To Criticize Me by Xsem(m): 6:15am On Jan 04, 2020
tongue
Family / Re: Name A Nairaland Person You Would Like To See Divorced Or Single by Xsem(m): 10:29pm On Jan 03, 2020
nlPoster:


My post is offensive, kindly do refer to me as insane.

That's so insulting. undecided

shocked

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Business / Re: Grab My New Year Free Gift To You by Xsem(m): 10:42am On Jan 01, 2020
Thank you
Happy new year
Celebrities / Re: Is Teni The Only Female Artist To Succeed Without Opening Breast/Exposing Body? by Xsem(m): 10:06am On Jan 01, 2020
Simisola

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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by Xsem(m): 9:44am On Jan 01, 2020
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Agriculture / Re: Nigerian Coconut and Banana Digital agriculture Investment platform by Xsem(m): 2:06pm On Dec 31, 2019
PreciousFarms:
its a progressive approach with time. thank you for your advise

Sir/ma, i have the intention of investing but how do i know that you guys are genuine.
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S8 For Sale at 65k by Xsem(m): 9:55am On Dec 31, 2019
Exchange with A30 galaxy
Business / Re: If 3k Is Not Too Small For You Daily, Then Get Here Then!!! by Xsem(m): 12:26pm On Dec 30, 2019
K
Agriculture / Re: Nigerian Coconut and Banana Digital agriculture Investment platform by Xsem(m): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2019
3 months 30%, una suppose increase am jareh.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Can I Sell This 80+yrs Old MIRROR by Xsem(m): 4:33pm On Dec 29, 2019
Let me buy it
How much
Business / Re: $240 Paypal Funds For Sale [sold] by Xsem(m): 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2019
webshopNG:
350 is a ridiculously high rate. I wish you well.
Hopefully you won't come back here with a name, an account number and whatsapp chat screenshots.
grin
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge For Sale Or Swap Iphone by Xsem(m): 2:23am On Dec 29, 2019
Clean indeed.
Business / Re: What Will You Do With N250,000. by Xsem(m): 8:27pm On Dec 28, 2019
I know your plan is to get their ideas and use it to start business.

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Romance / Re: 16 Glaring Signs That Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by Xsem(m): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2019
lefulefu2:
is that really your pic on d9p?

Nice question.
Sports / Re: Ibrahimovic Moves To AC Milan by Xsem(m): 12:17pm On Dec 27, 2019
Wrong heading

AC Milan moves to Zlatan. Zlatan is too big for any club to buy. All hail Zlatan

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Health / Re: Help! I Have Been Scratching My Balls!! by Xsem(m): 5:29pm On Dec 26, 2019
When did nairaland become a hospital
You may have e.coli infection, go for a test asap.
Nairaland / General / Re: Dowence.com Is Not A Ponzi Scheme by Xsem(m): 6:58pm On Dec 25, 2019
upower123:
Just looked at what you wrote...Oga Na ponzi scheme

grin cheesy this man smoke something
Romance / Re: Why Your Partner Calls You When You Are Cheating by Xsem(m): 3:19pm On Dec 25, 2019
My partner came to my apartment by 3am, though a lady visited that night but nothing was going on.Partner told me she saw where her house was burning. Maybe i would have gone down with the visiting lady.
I fear ooo

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Phones / Re: Sold!! by Xsem(m): 11:57pm On Dec 24, 2019
58k?
Health / Re: Why You Shouldn’t Masturbate From Now On!. by Xsem(m): 10:27am On Dec 23, 2019
chiventoline:
Many people actually promote masturbation and claim that the energy lost from one fap is equal to about a 100 meter sprint. Do you believe that? I don't!

In my research on myself and other people that masturbate regularly I discovered the following physical and mental changes that masturbation produces:

1. People that start masturbating in their teens will experience adverse physical development, growth stagnation and body changes.

2. Height will be severely limited; they will often have a short stature and will be frail.

3. Because masturbation causes a rapid loss of calcium, it can affect bone marrow and cause mental difficulties.

4. You may become “small-boned” and your bones will have differing degrees of deformity. You will develop a hunched posture and look unattractive.

5. Masturbation seriously effects your intelligence. It doesn't matter how successful you are academically; if you masturbate your grades will eventually become terrible. I have first hand experience with this!

6.You will be ruined because of masturbation; in only a few years it will change you from a top student into a mediocre student. Then you will eventually become the trash and scum of all students.

7. You will become depressed. Life will seem hopeless, troubled and impoverished. The depression will make you stupid, infirm, weak and incompetent and this will be a constant source of frustration for you.

8. You hair will start to fall out. This will cause psychological problems and rob all of your confidence.

9. Your teeth will have serious erosion and decay. This is because masturbation prematurely ages you. Also, masturbation will effect the development of your teeth. That is, teeth are bone and your bones will become deformed and stunted. You may be able to fix your teeth but you will experience ongoing toothache.

10. You will develop an obscene and indecent temperment, no matter how pure and decent you are now. Masturbation makes your mind dirty and nasty and changes your temperment. People will recognize this and be disgusted and avoid you. You won t even be able to give a good first impression, and your relationships will suffer.

11. Your vision will rapidly decline and your eyes will dry out. You will find it difficult to see, especially at night.

12. Masturbation will cause many unexplained eye problems. You will see such things as ghosts and your eyes will dry out because your tear ducts will have problems. These visual symptoms should tell you that your body has started to decline. You may think it is because of computer overuse but masturbation is the culprit!

13. Masturbators somehow find themselves experiencing extremely bad luck. This may seem unintuitive, but it means lost opportunities and lost chances in life

14. Those who masturbate frequently, find very little enjoyment in things and sometimes are framed and bullied.

15. You will find that your nose will often be clogged and you will have chronic rhinitis. Your breathing will become very difficult and this will starve your brain of oxygen. Your body will function very slowly and you will feel more dead than alive.

16. The development of your reproductive organs will be severely hampered and your penis length and diameter will be that of an 8 year old kid. Because your penis is so small you will be afraid of going to public toilets for fear of someone noticing this.

17. You will have chronic prostitis. You will feel more dead than alive because prostitis has many symptoms and is agonizing. Even if you go to the doctor the treatments don't help much.

18. You will experience urine bifurcation. This makes you pee on your clothes and causes embarrassment.

19. Your urinary system will generally decline. Sometimes you will want to pee but the urine wont come out, which feels like torture.

20. Masturbation will destroy your sexuality. It will cause premature ejaculation, impotence, and will have brutal effects on your body.

21. If you masturbate your short term memory


If one stops, within how many days, months or so would the person regain himself like regain his retrogressed memory power, ability or intelligence
Romance / Re: WHAT DO YOU Want From Me As Christmas Gift? This or That? [Picture] by Xsem(m): 6:49am On Dec 15, 2019
I need a laptop
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairaland Millionaires by Xsem(m): 6:22am On Dec 12, 2019
BLUELemon:
Try and do little things that will help you survive the moment.

I currently participate in content writing although the pay is very low... But it's still better than being verrrrrry broke

How does this content writing work?
Romance / Re: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by Xsem(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2019
Tonymegabush1:
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Mmmmmmm na man pikin you wan use 12" drill, my broda are you not a patriot

I want to show them pepper

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Romance / Re: Please Any Help On How To Enlarge The Penis (mine Is So Small & No Girl Wants Me by Xsem(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2019
lincsnuel:


Nawaoo bros, this thing wey you dey plan pack so, you wan marry at all?? Abi you wan kill pesin daughter undecided

I thought many girls like it. And one can never tell, you fit end up with all these evening newspapers and you will only have your rod to thank for not being swallowed by their sector which might have passed through so many trying times.

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