sn019051:
High Chief Dr, Engineer, Double JP Zuckerberg, BSC, MSC, MBA, MPA, PHD, STD, HIV, RIP(in view)

I have not stopped laffing at this

Ee dey our body

condomuser:

As soon as he married her, his net value of £50 million drops to £25 million.

Vincent41:


no gain but e dey sweet die

ladyF:

Laycan:
I and my family are YOLOBA

There is time for everything

kenonze:
Mikel, haven't u heard of IDP?
Nigerians are dying of malnutrition.
Give to those who earnestly are in need

You know it's not mandatory to post something, right?

Is Mikel your president? Is Mikel the one diverting supplies meant for IDP camps? Did Mikel get part of the over $2b dollars meant for fighting the very reason for IDP camps existence? Infact is Mikel your father?

You were given a brain for a reason

joe4real12:
Heart break Weak guys everywhere

hungryboy:
Oh yeah,
Pilgrimage to Mecca and Jerusalem is more important to us than food in our plates and roofs over our heads
What is happening to us right now is best described with this quote.

'Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody"-Franklin P. Adams

cao:

Yup.

cao:
And one more thing, anytime you go to the options page, your score appears to remain at 0.

It also appears to correct itself after you touch it twice, the fact remains it will always remain at 0 whenever you access the page.

demiladegold:


do you want all my crushers to run away?

demiladegold:


cause I had nothing to do.....

2BB4CB3E:


very wrong women love sex alot, dont be fooled but if she doesnt get satisfied by you often! she will always reject it
my girlfriend triggers sex 85% of the time! if you enjoy doing somtin you will always want it
i hate to say this and am honestly not trying to show off! but before God and man, i cant count the number of times i have rejected sex!

PunkyV:


LOL, so you get different types of orgasm with each girl?

2BB4CB3E:


we are open with eachother! when she isnt enjoying it she says it and we try somtin else
trust me bro, when a woman is satisfied she will be so happy with you (that cant be faked) she will lay naked and hold on to you for minutes, kissing ur back self

when you pound yam, you dont just hit and hit the yam, you roll the stick, use spoon to clean the edges, go fast go slow
just go and look at som1 pounding yam

geni340:
just to make guys think they touched & sucked d ryt places...y else? when actually d only fin on d poor lady's mind is ' just puff,grunt, and get off me!'

PunkyV:


I can't speak for all, it happens (climax), but sometimes you're just not in the mood, so you fake it.

joe4christ:


See, let me tell you guys something, forget about my moniker, the secret to making a woman have orgasm is basically understanding your partner's body language, her response to every thrust u make gives you a feedback, and when u change position, direction or style, her response within 3-5min of thrusting will tell u if you're getting it right or not, there's no faking it here, a woman only fakes it when she get bored and tired of your insensitivity and selfishness during the act.
The secret to making a woman achieve orgasm is knowing when to bang her really hard and when to slow it down, and you only get to know this when you're sensitive to her body language.

My $0.2

Baba joe4christ wetin carry you enter this thread on a Sunday? You even add disclaimer join

2BB4CB3E:


Emmm actually dey do! My girlfriend climax 4 times, yes oooo! 4times and usually getting the first one eh is the hardest, Is like pounding yam and aiming for a tiny seed! You have to do many things at once to achieve the first one! I always tell people is not by pounding alone you have to work with other things too (boobs, neck, lips, ear. grabbing her ass tight), pounding tight as if you dancing with force
Or better still go and look at how yam is pounded

How did you know? She told you bah. Unlike guys that you see proof, a girl can fake any of the signs that shows she is coming. I hope you haven't been working so hard for nothing

I know girls come too. But how do you know for sure you have done a good job?

What do I look out for when watching 'yam pounding'

PunkyV:


LMAO. Noh way! I can turn those 45 minutes into 45 seconds just by wailing like an ambulance in your ear