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Travel / 5 Signs That Your Visa Application Will Be Denied by yawahappens: 1:09am On Jan 02, 2016 |
If you have ever gone through the rigors of planning, submitting and been interviewed for a visa, only to end up with a denial, then you probably have spent the night of the denial wondering what went wrong. And if you are about to make your visa application, then you should look out for these signs to further prepare you against a denial. It does not matter if you are applying for a Student Visa, Visitors Visa, Work Permit, Family Reunion, or Tourist Visa You should look out for the following signs to further prepare you for success: 1) The Uneasy Feeling about an Answer: If you have answered a question on your application but you don't feel comfortable about the answer you have provided, then you need to step back and take a look at that question again. The reason is because, you will communicate your uneasy feelings to your interviewer while answering that question; particularly if they seem interested in that particular answer. Only that question can be your undoing at an interview. I have seen interviews that have gone on smoothly until the visa officer asks a question that the applicant was obviously not prepared for. The weak and feeble answer the applicant gave became their undoing and resulted in a denial. Ensure you are able to speak or write your answers clearly, avoid big grammar too, keep it short, simple and straight to the point, you stand a higher chance of getting your visa that way. 2) When you find it difficult to explain the source of funds in your bank statement. Most embassies will assume all applicants are seeking permanent entry into their country until you prove them otherwise. And one way to prove them otherwise is to present evidence that you have strong economic reasons to return to your country following your stay. The pattern and consistency of in-flow and out-flow of funds recorded in your account is one of the most credible evidences that theses embassies rely on to justify giving you a visa or denying you. So, if there are sudden surge of funds in your account, that is not consistent with the average pattern over the previous 12 months, then you need to explain it. Failure to provide a believable explanation will discredit your perceived economic status and this will most likely earn you a refusal. 3) When you have to fight through a history of refusals to get a visa: if you have a history of refusals from embassy to embassy, the next embassy could probably perceive you as desperate to leave your country. If you have been refused ONCE at ANY embassy, (even if it was 8 years ago) my advice is, don't submit any visa application without consulting reputable professionals. You can contact us at ServiceForts or use any professional you feel comfortable with, but the point is, use a professional, they will help you figure out what you are missing before you permanently damage your travel profile and history. 4) When you are applying for a visa category that is not consistent with your life style: The way some people go about visa application makes you wonder at their level of wisdom. Here's an example, as a travel company, we have vacation packages that take singles, couples, families and businesses on Valentine, Easter, Summer and Christmas get-aways; to countries such as New York, Bahamas, Dubai, UK, Paris, Rome, South Africa, Banjul Gambia, Accra Ghana, Cape Verde, Seychelles on Cruise or Land Holidays. Now, we get so many calls daily making inquries about our packages, but one day, we got this particular call. It was a funny call. The lady on the other end of the line says, "I have a junior brother, he just finished serving, and he wants to go on the Bahamas Cruise" ..and we were like "really??" Come on, first, you sponsoring your brother on a cruise, have you gone on one yourself? Someone who just finished serving "in Nigeria" is more concerned about getting a job than going on a cruise "except they are trying to check out of the country", what travel history does your brother have to support his application for a visa on a Bahamas cruise? We had so many questions, and all pointed to establishing the consistency between the applicants' life style and the visa he or she was applying for. If your lifestyle does not support the category of visa you are applying for, that is a loud signal and alarm, which you should listen to and address adequately instead of going all the way to suffer the embarrassment of a rejection. 5) When the agent or consultant you are using does not ask you basic questions before submitting your application: Given my long years consulting with visa applicants, I have met people with really strange stories to tell. It's not strange for people to walk into my office and tell me stories like – "I gave one agent my passport to do the visa for me, he submitted my application and they refused me" then when I ask "can you recollect what was on your application form" they tell me, " I don't know, I just gave him my passport and went for interview "he did everything"" If an agency or a consultant promises to deliver to you a visa without asking you basic questions that only you have answers to, which are normally on the application form, you should feel very uncomfortable about that application, you are most likely about to face one of the most humiliating rejections of your "travel" life. If your agent or consultant does not ask you questions, you ask them questions. Questions like, what are you completing on my application form, what category of visa are you applying for on my behalf, what other information do you need from me, etc. So that they don't fill in rubbish on your form that will dent your reputation – that is if you care about your reputation anyways. In summary, there are many signs that signal a refusal is in the pipeline, all you have to do is give a little more thought and attention to your visa application, ask intelligent questions about your application (whether you are asking yourself or your consultant) and in addition..it doesn't hurt to say a little prayer after you have done all your home work. Here is wishing you success at your next visa application. 7 Likes |
Phones / Re: How Much Have You Spent On Data Subscription This Year? by yawahappens: 3:31pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Spent close to #100,000 naira cos I subscribe 2500 mtn like 3 times in a month. Cheers. |
Music/Radio / Re: So You Think You Can Sing? Nairaland Music Contest 2015 (season 3) by yawahappens: 3:43am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Romance / Say Hello To The Panty Sniffer! by yawahappens: 3:04am On Dec 21, 2015 |
I love the smell of dirty panties . Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent. |
Business / Top 20 Lucrative Business You Can Start In Nigeria And Make Millions by yawahappens: 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2015 |
Are you thinking of Investing in Nigeria but don’t know where to start from or which business to invest your money into? Here are top 20 most lucrative businesses in Nigeria you can invest your money into and be sure of making millions back in no time. This list of business ideas in Nigeria is not just some randomly selected junk businesses, they are time tested, carefully selected high performing business ideas you can rely on. They are up to date and relevant in 2015. 1. Poultry Farming – This business is making average Nigerians rich. It is so lucrative that even outsiders are coming in to invest in poultry farming the business in Nigeria. And why not, In a country of more than 150 million people, what would you expect? If you start with 1,000 birds and manage your poultry farm properly, when the turnover on investment begins to come, you will be making up to N30 million annually. 2. Cassava Production – People are beginning to turn their attention to this aspect of farming in Nigeria that have been neglected for years. Cassava derived foods are some of the most consumed in Nigeria. If you can invest in cultivating 50 – 100 Acre in a fertile area like Ondo State, your harvest will be great. 3. Import Used Cloth – Tokunbo market in Nigeria is very big and many people prefer to buy used items that are high quality than buy fakes.The cost of buying and importing used cloths is low compared to the prices in the market here in Nigeria, guarantying good turn over on investment. 4. Sale of Furniture – Buying and selling of Locally make furniture is a goldmine. You don’t need to be a carpenter to do this, just arrange for regular supply from reliable Carpenters while you display and sale in your showroom. It is a very big business in Nigeria as only few can afford the imported designers. 5. Snail Rearing – Snail farming is one of the choice Animal farming for many reasons. It is a low capital investment with high yield and the market is big. There are few people currently doing this – and most of them are doing it in a very low scale. If someone invest heavily in Snail farming, he is sure to make good money in Millions within a year. 6. Rice Farming – Rice remains the most consumed food staple in Nigeria and Billions of dollars goes into importation of this product yearly from China and Thailand because the local farmer are unable to meet up the demand due to poor funding and limited knowledge. Anyone who have a million dollar to invest should get in touch and partner with me with 100% return. $1,000,000 = $2,000,000 guaranteed 7. Making of Fruit Juice – Nigerians drink fruit juice more than any other people. That’s why companies like La Carcella and Chivita who came into the country as nobody are today making billions of naira annually. This business in capital intensive but if you can afford it, it’s well worth it. 8. Pure Water Production – You know how popular this is in Nigeria and how many that are dispensed daily. Though this business is capital intensive but well worth investing into, especially if you can manage it properly with professionalism. 9. Oil and Gas Business – We are blessed and cursed with huge deposit of oil in our land which presents some of the finest business opportunity for Nigerians and Foreigners over the years. Owning a Petrol Filling Station, Supplying of Diesel, and Distribution of Kerosene are some the areas you can invest easily and make good money for yourself. 10. Haulage Services – The cost of taking a truck from one place to the other in Nigeria is between N20,000 to N200,000 per trip. Due to poor rail transport system, most of the Nigerian goods are transported through the road, making haulage business in Nigeria a viable one. 11. Hotel Business -This is probably the coolest money making opportunity in Nigeria. Invest in small scale hotel of just 10 suites and watch as the money flows in. This has nothing to do with tourism boom of any kind; there is just something in Nigerians system that make this business very lucrative – Nigerians are jolly people! 12. Fast Food Eatery – Eatery business is another goldmine though poor management can kill it death! If you wish to go into this business, be sure to get everything right and don’t forget it’s a bit capital intensive and requires good management skills. But if you get everything right, free money is yours. 13. Importation of Tokunbo Spare Parts – If you are in USA, this business is good for you. Don’t just keep importing exotic cars, gather tokunbo spare parts in containers and ship down here. There is huge market for it in Nigeria. 14. Investing in Property – Property appreciate everyday in Nigeria. Right now, Nigeria is one the countries in the world where landed property is most expensive. If you buy land now anywhere in Lagos, you are sure to make 100% profit within two years. You can buy and quickly resell and make profit. Or you buy keep and sell later. 15. Dry Cleaning – Professional dry cleaners at affordable prices are scarce in Nigeria. What we have are professional Dry Cleaners whose service fees are extremely high or mediocre dry cleaners who can never keep with time. Give them cloths today and meet it unwashed after one week. This business is a money maker if you balance it up. 16. Professional Car Wash – This business is good if you can set it up in a strategic location in a place like Lagos where there are good number of cars. You. 17. Sales of Building Materials – The rate at which new houses are springing up in Nigeria, you get to wonder why many people still complain of housing problem. Investing in building material is a good business and I can count some guys who are making millions almost daily in this business. 18.Transport Business – What we have in this sector are transport companies that are badly managed by local chiefs and touts. Invest in this business with good management and you will be wondering what hits you with bags of money. 19. Nursery and Primary School – School business has no rival among it’s mate. My little kids school fees take away close to a million naira per term just to learn ABC! 20. Investing in Internet Companies – This is a new crop of powerful investment opportunity that is creating Billionaires around the world including Nigeria. It’s simple! You don’t have to be a Tech person, all you need is to look for a creative online tech startup with good ideas and invest into. Within 1 to 2 years you will be counting your profits in millions. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Course Code:bam114. Question Of The Day.l by yawahappens: 9:32pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
COURSE CODE:BAM114. QUESTION OF THE DAY. A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note. The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left. A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value. So Question for the genius... How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total? |
Crime / Re: Xenophobia: Gang Leader Of Xenophobia Promised To Execute More Foreigners (video by yawahappens: 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
Bastard!..waste of sperm, if to say ur papa knw wetin u go become, walahi e for wear condom! |
Crime / Re: YFM Host, Ada Kidnapped, Abductors Post Gang-Rape Pictures On Her Facebook by yawahappens: 8:16am On Apr 16, 2015 |
She is a liar, her abduction was staged.....all fake to seek attention from her ex that recently broke up with her. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 2:23pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
omowumee:...pretty and sexy babe like u single?? ...stop pulling my legs jorr |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 11:12am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Ishilove:...blocking her number is easy bro...but she knws wer I stay, or shey make I block my address ni? 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 11:10am On Mar 28, 2015 |
missclasssy: I'm done with that lifestyle...turned a new leaf dear 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 11:08am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Enegod:I no wan do am but she don dey threaten me o dey she go kill me |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 11:07am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Ishilove:She knws wer I stay and she lied about her marital status initially, now its late |
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 11:04am On Mar 28, 2015 |
ZACHIE:I feel ur pains bro (jobless man @40), don't be shy, I have a job for you and your family 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by yawahappens: 10:55am On Mar 28, 2015 |
I'm confused and I need your advice here. The lady is a nurse at a hospital where we met, and she fell in love with me at first sight, the only problem is she has been married for 3 years and she desperately needs a child of her own, she once had a miscarriage back in 2012 and nothing more since then & she doesn't wana adopt. She has begged and begged me to impregnate her since her husband has tried and tried but to no avail, she even said she wants to elope with me but I disagreed (no be me go put asunder o ) plus I have a girlfriend and I love her so muchacho She disturbs me every minute of the day with phone calls and whatsapp messages sending me her naked pictures which I keep deleting The lady even threatened me that she will first kill me before killing herself if I don't give her a child. I'm so confused right now cos she is taking it too far, how can I escape this mad woman on the loose?? 3 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by yawahappens: 3:15pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
almostFamous:.... Cant believe u've actually dated all! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 6:48am On Mar 13, 2015 |
sisnowee: I will heed to ur advice, tnk you |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 6:47am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Vivly: Tnks fr nt being too harsh on me #Respect |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 6:38am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Goldienana: God don forgive my sins...e no go happen again dear |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 12:35am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Vikkie14: I will do that now...tnks |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 12:13am On Mar 13, 2015 |
OBlaize: Hahahaha..u r one heck of a comedian (I'm serious)..u're funny I'm into showbiz, I can invite you to cum make a 1000 ppl laugh , do ya mind darling?..*i bet she fell for it* who will invite you? ...see ur head like lollipop ...(jst messing wit ya, dont take it P ooo) Oh and I jst noticed!, don't tell me u removed ur profile pix becos of me dissin ur mouth?,...haba Na...u r very beautiful dear |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 12:07am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Mimienudles: I knw I'm the last person u wana make friends wit ryt nw, but I'm sure u will find sum good piece in me...*puppy eyes*, I wana earn ur trust, lets make it happen dear 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 11:53pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Mimienudles: (in a british accent) "I know this face, the dimples, the dark tobacco lips , I've dated this babe b4" (jst teasing ya ...but seriously...i like u, I promise I will change my dirty ways for ya or are u married too? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 11:50pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
OBlaize: Take good cre of urself for me darling, I'm coming for ur pussycat , ur mouth is awesome for BJ, I must choke dat ugly mouth b4 the end of March 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 10:14pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
unmask: Guy!, u must be a badass lawyer mehn!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 7:45pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
fairygeh: I called u a b*tch for a reason ehn!, wen someone messes up, u dont curse, u correct and advice, I don't kiss ass, I make money without stress dats y I got time, I'm smarter...trust me biaaatch!!! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 7:39pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
adorable29: Miss perfect pls shut it...go suck a deek, u don't Av to curse like a b*tch!, I knw I messed up, but at least, go easy ehn, u r not God! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
CHESTER48: U forgot to curse the moderator dat put it on FP, jealousy go kee u..omo ale 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by yawahappens: 7:19pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
fairygeh: B#itches bn runnin deir mouth since Adam and Eve 2 Likes |
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