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Celebrities / Neyo's Sister by YinkaGal(f): 11:49am On Aug 19, 2006 |
This is Neyo's sister. What do you think? I think she is nice. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Nigerians Vs Jamaicans Joke by YinkaGal(f): 10:56pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
This Joke Truly Makes me Laugh What do you think share your views [size=16pt]one day, there were two men in a pub. one was nigerian and one was jamaican. they both spoke to the bar tender at the same time to ask for a drink. the bar tender said "sorry i can only do one at a time" and the nigerian said "serve me first not no jamaican" and the jamaican man said "serve me first not no dam nigerian". they the began to argue: Nigerian: because your america's little lap dogs thats why your so ignorant. jamaican: no its because your england'S little lap dogs why your s o up tight. nigerian:well your country is Agriculturally poor! jamaican: well your country is financially poor! nigerian: if thats true why do we have a bigger country that you and not all cramped togther in some small reject island? jamaican: well God did say give to the needy and those less fortunate than yourselves. nigerian: well you get your money by selling weed on the streets! who's needy now, selling a joint to earn a buck? Jamaican: well at least we sell it honestly, you nigerians have to commit fraud to get your cash. conning old ladies into giving you their dentures so you can sell. nigerian: well im so sorry that we lack your Intelligence in drug dealing skills. jamaican: well im very sorry your country lacks water! nigerian: thats all good but when was the last time jamaica be at nigeria in football? i better find my calander thats shows the dates in B.C.!!!! jamaican:thats only true because unlike you we play with footballs not pebbles, stones, rocks and boulders bare footed nigerian: if we can't affod clothing why are our 'posh' dressing clothes better than yours? jamaican: (silent) nigerian: what no answer!!!! jamaican: no!! its just that, if you like to see men wearing dresses thats fine. but not near me. nigerian: we also have rare species in our country making us very importance economically!! jamaican: yeah i agree, good looking nigerians are rare, if there are any i mean! nigerian:There are alot of good looking nigerians our culture on a whole is much better than your cause we don't go round wit guns in our socks, knives in our bra's, pepper sprays in out boxe rs just to protect our selves. jamaican:what are you talking about!!! our culture is much better we have world famous artists that come from jamaican, who can sing and dance unlike you nigerians who sing madness and dance by jumping around a fire banging your feet on the floor. nigerian:at leats we have our own languages unlike you jamaican who just steal a language then becuase you can't talk it good you try to make it seem like its a your own language. try beg language) oloshi!!! jamaican: well at least we have an airport with aeroplanes!!!!! that fly!!!! and don't need push starts!!!!and fly on petrol not wheat like yours. when you go on holidays you have to make a handglider out of bull skin and climb to the top of mount bobo and hope for strong winds. nigerian: well remember you ALL originate from Africa so remember your & gt; roots!!! jamaican: maybe you don't know this but we gained independance over 40 years ago and it was from britian not nigeria. then a white man came who had been listening and said "well both of your remember your were our slaves, we found you, we owned you both and still do in some black countries. so who is the best race overall remember that!!!!" then the jamaican man looked at the nigerian man then looked at the white man and said jamaican: who are the best footballers in the world? nigerian: brazil!! who are black jamaican: whos the heavy weight champion at boxing nigerian: lennux lewis, black jamaican: who is the best boxer ever!!! nigerian: mohammed Ali, black jamaican: who is the fastest runner in the world? nigerian: morece green, black jamaican: who are the best female tennis players i n the world? nigerian: serena and venus williams, black jamaican: who is the best golfer in the world? nigerian: tiger woods, black jamaican: who is the best basketball player ever? nigerian: michael jordan, black jamaican: who is the greatest pop singer of all time? nigerian: michael jackson, black(ish) as you can see we 'the blacks' have the better talants its just that you don't let us in your colleges or universitys becuase you know we will surpass you, we have better physical bodies because we are born with that but to get knowledge you have to learn and you wont let us!!! cause you fear us! so white man do you really think your the better race [/size=16] |
Music/Radio / Party Songs ! To Dance Too by YinkaGal(f): 3:18pm On Aug 06, 2006 |
What are your favourite party songs ? |
Celebrities / Re: Post Pics Of Your Favourite Celebrity by YinkaGal(f): 8:16pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
@iice , I dont even No, But he'sss Fineeee sha? |
Religion / Why Do Some People Remember/call On God When The Bad Things Happen? by YinkaGal(f): 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2006 |
I've Noticed in some people who do this and claim to be Christians. When all the good happens they don't remember God, vice-versa they surely do. |
Celebrities / Re: Post Pics Of Your Favourite Celebrity by YinkaGal(f): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2006 |
shyne!!!!!
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Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 2:59pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
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Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of Bad Breath by YinkaGal(f): 10:07pm On Jul 27, 2006 |
See a dentist. |
Fashion / Black People Bleaching? by YinkaGal(f): 10:02am On Jul 27, 2006 |
People bleaching skin & wearing blonde hair. Do you think it is Colonial mentality? I've noticed this in some African and Caribbean women. What's up with it? |
Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 9:48am On Jul 27, 2006 |
No, I didn't say I want to join anything. I am already a Christian. I just want to research. |
Celebrities / Re: Chamillionaire Is A Nigerian by YinkaGal(f): 9:16am On Jul 26, 2006 |
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Celebrities / Re: Chamillionaire Is A Nigerian by YinkaGal(f): 10:48pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
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Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 8:59pm On Jul 25, 2006 |
I just didn't know much about them, Yes I am sourcing for info. |
Travel / Re: Why Can't Nigeria Be Like Ghana? by YinkaGal(f): 3:40pm On Jul 23, 2006 |
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Fashion / Re: Ugly and intelligent or beautiful and stupid? by YinkaGal(f): 7:14pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
Just the two I posed. |
Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 7:07pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
I just wanted some information about the them. Not to join. 1 Like 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: Ugly and intelligent or beautiful and stupid? by YinkaGal(f): 10:16am On Jul 20, 2006 |
I mean stupid. |
Fashion / Ugly and intelligent or beautiful and stupid? by YinkaGal(f): 8:42am On Jul 20, 2006 |
Would you rather be ugly and intelligent or beautiful and thick? |
Romance / Re: 15 year old Girl with a Boyfriend of 28? by YinkaGal(f): 8:20am On Jul 20, 2006 |
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Family / Re: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by YinkaGal(f): 8:04am On Jul 20, 2006 |
Check this.
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Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 7:54am On Jul 20, 2006 |
Kellorah, please share. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by YinkaGal(f): 7:44am On Jul 20, 2006 |
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Family / Re: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by YinkaGal(f): 11:49pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
diddy , u never know ?, lol, what if what will the outcome of your emotions be ikamela , woundnt you care about your family and the community they may look down on you sort of ? |
Family / Re: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by YinkaGal(f): 9:58pm On Jul 19, 2006 |
Fellow Nairalanders , Just a question i want to ask feedback please If you had a child male/female and you raised them in a religious background and everything loyalities , proud of your family , known in the community and all of that and they turned around when they are older and annouce that they are "Gay" would you disown that child ? |
Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 10:00am On Jul 19, 2006 |
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Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 11:00am On Jul 12, 2006 |
Thank you, for the information you have provided. |
Travel / Re: Are Taxis in Lagos Now Safe? by YinkaGal(f): 10:50am On Jul 12, 2006 |
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Religion / Re: Ogboni Frat by YinkaGal(f): 7:37pm On Jul 10, 2006 |
Yes, I mean that. |
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