Okiton:


it may belong to the popular Doruba boy wey da do-baale for democrazy

chatinent:
When
you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.

ChiefSosa:

ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU SIGN A PRENUP. FELLAS, FORGET ALL THE EMOTIONS OR THAT TRUST ISSUES NONSENSE SHE MIGHT BRING UP. MAKE SURE YOU SIGN A PRENUP. Look at some famous men that lost MILLIONS and even BILLIONS to women after divorce. Marriage HIGHLY favors women, especially abroad. Some women even get the house, cars and kids, without leaving anything for the man. Then, he'll have to start from scratch while the woman is flexing his life's work. SIGN THAT PRENUP, BRO. I'll take care of an ex-wife if divorce occurs, but NO WAY will any type of law force me to split my things or totally give them up to her.
Dr. Dre was married for over 24 years, yet after divorce, the wife still wants his assets, even after she already has some percentage stake in his billion-dollar companies. She even requested $2M per month, excluding other payments o. BROS, SIGN THAT PRENUP! IF SHE LOVES YOU, SHE'LL SIGN THAT PRENUP. KANYE AND KIM SIGNED!!!
Modified:
Some feminists will not rest this night until they have my head on a platter of gold.
Fact is: NONE of those females quoting me have said anything worthwhile; Y'all just trying to be defensive. I'm not bashing all females, but we all know that most females are just looking for who to finesse. MOST females are never happy when they see their OWN brothers spending on a girl, they'll call her a gold digger. Forgetting they're also doing or will do same to other guys. IF YOU'RE AN OLOSHO; OWN UP TO IT. NOBODY WILL KILL YOU. MEN RESPECT PROUD OLOSHOS THAN THE PRETENTIOUS ONES.

budaatum:


Good one! Read books too o, please.

And if you would kindly receive one from me.

Would like to, lukmonisiaka@yahoo.com thanks

TheFacelessMan:
Mention me if you want to hear a real life story....

Once upon a time in a quiet African city, I had a similar encounter....

Chiefhaywhy:
My First winning this year, thank you God.

first 10 people to get funding/airtime

gift01:
I think the game must be played regardless. The team might be forced to field a weakened side or their reserve(,junior) team

gift01:
Damn! The fate of my UCL slip now lies hanging. Lazio to win their next game is there

Cocobongo:
A woman who has not given birth will not know the four walls of the labour room...

If the senators/government officials are earning 30million per month, instead of cursing them, use that
energy and set your compass towards the direction of becoming one. And when you an example to others by slashing your salaries for the betterment of your people.....
And always remember, success has many enemies....

Royalfurnitures:
I must commend the collective effort of those that came up with this idea but my question is this,..concerning the process of voting representaves at different level, how are we sure that the govt and their agents would not infiltrate the process and vote in their own prefered people as agents, people who would do their bidding,agree to whatever they say,and water down the strength of this protest since this voting is online and faceless and nobody knows who is voting?

Your home is incomplete without good quality furniture thats why we are here for you

Glocee:
August 28