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Properties / Lafarge Africa's #everyoneisawinner Stamps Are For Real!!! Don't Miss Out!! by Yskullo: 10:05am On Jul 28, 2017
Which means you don’t have any reason to not try your luck.

This is just about winning.

Wait backup! What’s this about?

Great question. When you buy Lafarge Elephant Classic cement, in every bag, you get one recharge card worth 100 naira and rechargeable on all networks in Nigeria.

If you are a builder yearning to get more value off your next bag of cement. Or maybe a mason who could do with some more airtime to call loved ones. Or you just love free recharge cards no matter the source, then it’s an early Christmas with the Lafarge “#EveryoneIsAWinner” promo.

That’s not all. As a registered retailer, when you buy 600 bags of cement, Lafarge offers you three more bags. And when you buy 800 bags of cement, you get four more bags.

All promo bags have an “Everyone is a Winner” promo stamp on them. Lafarge also offers free cement bags and additional prizes to the first 100 retailers who pick up Elephant cement from any Lafarge depot.

How to participate ?

Place an order with your local Lafarge retailer, brand ambassador or call your sales representative on 01-2713990. All deliveries for orders will be made within 48 hours.

This promotion is limited to the Lafarge Elephant brand and runs until the 31st of July. Gifts are available while stock lasts. Term and conditions apply: https:///CXsdbq

Guys what do you think about this?

Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Yskullo: 4:29pm On Apr 11, 2017
THE LAW OF AVERAGES WORKS! BE SINCERE!!!

Now this is simple, no need to break hearts. Two out of every ten girls would give in to what you really want if you tell the truth, maybe sometimes one out of ten would. But the idea is that instead of spending all your time and resources on one woman, telling lies and being an ass just because you want some kitty, it is wiser and more manly to tell ten girls the truth about what you want, and you’d end up wasting no or less time and resources, or have to lie and hurt anyone before you get the kitty you so desire.

What I did when I metamorphosed from being a Bleep boy to a playboy was that I increased the number of girls I talked to and I told them the real truth of what I actually wanted from them. Trust me when I say it isn’t easy, you would get insulted and caused at most of the time, sometimes you wont even be given a response, but a few other times you would make good friends out of it, and other lucky times you would get what you want. The fact is that you end up not hurting anyone in the process, you have no heartbreak on your conscience to deal with, and most especially you do not have to fake love that isn’t real just for some cookie.

We all need love sometime, why be an asshole when you want is sex. Not criticizing anyone, just saying they are better ways to go about getting pussy. In bid to find true love and a great relationship, let's act right guys.

SO STAY HONEST AND SINCERE TO WHAT YOU WANT, INCREASE THE NUMBER OF GIRLS YOU TALK TO AND YOU WON’T HAVE TOVBE A Bleep BOY ANYMORE!!!

This is my confession, a confession of playboy.
Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by Yskullo: 12:23pm On Mar 19, 2017
o a friend on Facebook asked me to write about this topic. She wants to know what men want. Hmmm, it is a bit tricky, but maybe I can attempt to answer this. What do men want? We are all different. As much as most girls say all men are the same, I choose the differ. We all are different, that’s why a generic question like “what do men want?” is something I cannot answer correctly, I can only speculate and say “We want what we want”.

As individuals, we have different tastes, likes and dislikes. Some men are strictly interested in the outer beauty of a woman, others are interested typically in the internal beauty (attitude, temperament, behaviours) of a woman. But mainly I can only speak for myself. What do I want? I woman a beautiful woman, who’s a bit tall, and has a nice body shape, and has a great attitude, a doctor, who’s a Christian, big voluptuous ass, awesome firm boobs, maybe a half-cast, oh no I want her black, a real Nubian queen, maybe if she’s a makeup artist or a chef I won’t mind, I want woman who’s a lady on the street and a freak in bed, yeah I want her 7 years younger than I am, or maybe 3 years younger might be nice too, but damn older girls are awesome, they have a different level of maturity that I relate with seamlessly. I want her with long black hair, and hazel green eyes. Anambra chic no go bad, cos me sef na Anambra boy. Oh! but I love Akwa Ibom girls, I hear they can feed you well in the dinning room and in the other room. Bayelsa chics, the few I know have big round booties, I love big round booties. But you know I want her... read more http://www.confessionsofaplayboy.com/what-do-men-want/
Romance / Re: 8 Thoughts Every Guy Usually Has During Missionary Position by Yskullo: 12:22pm On Mar 19, 2017
o a friend on Facebook asked me to write about this topic. She wants to know what men want. Hmmm, it is a bit tricky, but maybe I can attempt to answer this. What do men want? We are all different. As much as most girls say all men are the same, I choose the differ. We all are different, that’s why a generic question like “what do men want?” is something I cannot answer correctly, I can only speculate and say “We want what we want”.

As individuals, we have different tastes, likes and dislikes. Some men are strictly interested in the outer beauty of a woman, others are interested typically in the internal beauty (attitude, temperament, behaviours) of a woman. But mainly I can only speak for myself. What do I want? I woman a beautiful woman, who’s a bit tall, and has a nice body shape, and has a great attitude, a doctor, who’s a Christian, big voluptuous ass, awesome firm boobs, maybe a half-cast, oh no I want her black, a real Nubian queen, maybe if she’s a makeup artist or a chef I won’t mind, I want woman who’s a lady on the street and a freak in bed, yeah I want her 7 years younger than I am, or maybe 3 years younger might be nice too, but damn older girls are awesome, they have a different level of maturity that I relate with seamlessly. I want her with long black hair, and hazel green eyes. Anambra chic no go bad, cos me sef na Anambra boy. Oh! but I love Akwa Ibom girls, I hear they can feed you well in the dinning room and in the other room. Bayelsa chics, the few I know have big round booties, I love big round booties. But you know I want her... read more http://www.confessionsofaplayboy.com/what-do-men-want/
Romance / Re: Girls Share Their Nudes For N30k On Facebook Page In Nigeria (Photos) by Yskullo: 12:40pm On Mar 07, 2017
So I wonder and I ponder, thinking to myself, feeling very hurt inside, “Lord please forgive me for the hearts I’ve broken”, I say to myself. Wish there was a love manual. We need a love manual, so we can know how to control our emotions. It’s not fair to give your heart out, completely put it out there and get it shattered. How nice does it feel? Now I know. I know the pain I’ve caused and it doesn’t feel good. So I apologize for the hearts I have broken in the past and those I might break in the future. We all are in the pursuit of happiness, and at some point on this endless road of pursuit, our paths crossed or will cross, and for a second or two we might feel like we’ve achieved our goal, our objective, only to find out we’ve just been knocked over and ran over, so we still have to pick up ourselves and keep running in pursuit of love and happiness.

I love one from the depths of my soul, and she doesn’t love me too. I lost one not so long ago because she loves me and I find myself stock in love with another. Another likes me and wants me, but I can’t see myself with her because I do not trust her, just as she doesn’t trust me. The other is older than I am, and wonder how Mom would react to that news if I took it serious. Oh that other one isn’t a Christian, what would I tell my Dad who’s a Knight in the church? And she’s a Kogi babe, “Oh! Chukwuma couldn’t you find a pretty Igbo girl to marry?”, the entire extended family might chant. The story of love and how to find it. Someone please answer me, “Where is the love manual?”.

I can’t find it. Have searched online and nothing found...

Source: www.confessionsofaplayboy.com/category/love-relationship/

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Romance / Re: Now This Is What Real Love Is About! Not Some Words Of Mouth. by Yskullo: 9:24am On Mar 05, 2017
I can’t find it. Have searched online and nothing found could answer my thousand questions. Why do I fall for girls who do not fall for me? Why can’t I love those who love me? Someone please answer me, “WHERE THE F#&% IS THE LOVE MANUAL?”.

http://www.confessionsofaplayboy.com/love-manual/
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Break Up With Me Because She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by Yskullo: 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2017
A lot of us have fallen in love once or twice in our lives or even more. Many people still believe in the saying that there’s only one partner out there for us, which I can say I agree with. Like I often say, there isn’t any manual as to how to find love, and in an ever changing diverse world like ours, our chances of finding it becomes more difficult by the day.

We are lucky to have more channels to find true love through, but our diminishing moral values make these channels futile and turn them from channels to find love to channels to find sex, scam and other ill behaviours. The internet offers us the opportunity to meet and interact with people near and far, thus increasing our chances of finding our perfect match. We have great dating websites dedicated with algorithms to set us up with our perfect matches, but the evil in our hearts have only changed these great innovations to immoral...

Click http://www.confessionsofaplayboy.com/finding-true-love/ to read more
Properties / Re: Luxury Block Of Flats In Apo, Abuja by Yskullo: 6:53pm On Dec 01, 2013
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Properties / Luxury Block Of Flats In Apo, Abuja by Yskullo: 6:53pm On Nov 30, 2013
Luxury tastefully finished block of flats in Apo, Abuja, with automated gated access, a service apartment, smart 3bedroom apartments of 12units, for affordable prices. Contact me on chukwuma89@gmail.com
Properties / Plots Of Land To Sell At Giri, Abuja by Yskullo: 6:39pm On Nov 30, 2013
Legal and cheap plots of land to sell in Giri, Abuja. Live a life of taste and luxury in our wonderful estate. Buy yours now when offer lasts. Contact me on chukwuma89@gmail.com

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