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Romance / Re: Reactions As Nigerian Man Proposed To A Mad Woman On Valentine by Yuceeluv(f): 1:43am On Feb 15, 2021
This one fit dey disguise.

Maybe they've told him to go sleep with a mad woman for this or that. So he is playing the smart card.
Family / Re: My Househelp Stubbornly Answers Phone Call When Cooking Using Gas Cylinder by Yuceeluv(f): 2:54am On Feb 14, 2021
Awwn! Believe what you must, dear. And allow me believe mine. Is it your gullible?

LagosInter:


Who said that making calls while using gas will cause explosion? As if it's a fact?

What's the likelihood? Nobody even thought about it this way.

Can any of you show me a peer reviewed scientific literature supporting that? Not just junk from a useless illiterate dumb blogger?

Everybody that commented on this thread disappointed me.

Nigerians are too gullible and naive.

One even said he should remove cylinder outside as if balconies are designed against the kitchen or that everyone lives downstairs.

Gosh!


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Family / Re: My Househelp Stubbornly Answers Phone Call When Cooking Using Gas Cylinder by Yuceeluv(f): 6:35pm On Feb 12, 2021
Helloooo! You know what to do. God forbid! If anything eventually happens, you'll never forgive yourself.

Remember you said it's not only Gas issue.

So you know exactly what to do.

farous:
I have severally educate my Househelp on the dangers of making or answering phone calls in the kitchen when cooking using Gas cylinder and that she should never try it but desist from it to avoid explosion.

Unfortunately she seems to pay deaf ear over it as this morning I saw her answering calls right inside the kitchen while cooking using the Gas cylinder and I was so upset that if I had not hold myself and control my anger I would have used an object and beat her mercilessly.This is a family with children and I don't want to give devil chances.She is so stubborn that most times (not only this Gas matter) telling her not to do something is like pouring water on the stone and such attitude upsets me.

Please what should I do?.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Teenager Flaunts Rolls Royce In Dubai by Yuceeluv(f): 2:40pm On Feb 11, 2021
Lol!
Reminds me of all the motivational captions and "thank you Jehovah Over do" captions of Hush...

Na so dem go dey disguise.

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Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by Yuceeluv(f): 1:18am On Feb 05, 2021
In all honesty, it is common to the rich. Not to some of us who are still trying to make it. It is well.

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.
Business / Re: N5 Million Sitting Idle In My Bank Account.. GIVEAWAY by Yuceeluv(f): 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2021
Reason why I specified 'small' everywhere.

NairalandAngel:


With just N5 million?! shocked
Business / Re: N5 Million Sitting Idle In My Bank Account.. GIVEAWAY by Yuceeluv(f): 1:27am On Feb 03, 2021
Buy a small plot of Land in a reasonable location, build a reception venue. It does not have to be too posh or sophisticated. And it does not have to be so big.

Then be doing rentals with it... Bdays, wedding receptions, meetings, conferences, etc.
Health / Re: FCT Orders Closure Of Markets Over Covid-19 by Yuceeluv(f): 7:38pm On Feb 02, 2021
Wow
Investment / Re: INSME: Man Cries As He Loses ₦63,000 To Ponzi Scheme (Video) by Yuceeluv(f): 1:48am On Jan 30, 2021
What is INSME?

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Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Cables From A Transformer In Kebbi State by Yuceeluv(f): 3:57pm On Jan 29, 2021
I'm just imagining what you will tell God when you reach there.

Shameful way to die.
Crime / Re: Starboy Fizzy Commits Suicide As Pastor Says He Wants To Use Mum For Ritual by Yuceeluv(f): 3:55pm On Jan 29, 2021
Naaa! False accusation can not make a person commit suicide. There are always more to any story like that. That's my own.


joshuaidibia:


Imagine the heartbreak he might have felt if his Mom he loves with his life believed what the pastor said and perhaps she said some words to him too. Everyone is capable of suicide o, we should just pray never to reach our breakpoint. Every boy's special lady is their mom. Imagine that special lady believing a stranger over him. Mehn, you can either run mad from too much thinking and depression, go into exile or sadly,. Commit suicide.
Crime / Re: Starboy Fizzy Commits Suicide As Pastor Says He Wants To Use Mum For Ritual by Yuceeluv(f): 5:38pm On Jan 28, 2021
Is that why he will take sniper?

Abi he really intended to do so?

This story is somehow.

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Business / Re: Elite Solar Kiosk To Enhance Opportunities For Small Business Owners by Yuceeluv(f): 3:06pm On Jan 28, 2021
When will Elrufai do something like this in Kaduna?

This will be very good. I need a space for business here.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Kamala Harris 119 Rooms Brief Mansion Close To The White House(Pics) by Yuceeluv(f): 4:07pm On Jan 26, 2021
Seriously how old are you? grin

Your replies/quotes always crack me up. The way you write is different and really funny. grin

Boxer007:



Yuceeluv i have moiney & i want u to be my side chicks so u can satisfys my need. Please are u free & can i love you? twice?
and was your nomba please i beg? smiley
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Kamala Harris 119 Rooms Brief Mansion Close To The White House(Pics) by Yuceeluv(f): 10:50pm On Jan 25, 2021
We have to get married first grin

Oyinlomobambam:


For me and you.

Let connect to start living together
grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Kamala Harris 119 Rooms Brief Mansion Close To The White House(Pics) by Yuceeluv(f): 10:50pm On Jan 25, 2021
Lol

nanizle:


For Buhari and Osinbajo.... grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inside Kamala Harris 119 Rooms Brief Mansion Close To The White House(Pics) by Yuceeluv(f): 10:49pm On Jan 25, 2021
Except you mean; "female friend", I'm straight bro!

RPG2020:


You and your little girlfriend
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been In A Relationship So Perfect, It Was Scary? by Yuceeluv(f): 8:50pm On Jan 25, 2021
Admin. You too?

Mynd44:
I have. But I was not the scared person.

For some reason, she woke up one day and said we should break up.

Felt weird

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Religion / Re: 2months Of Your Salary Is For Your Church, If You Pay Your First Fruit & Tithe by Yuceeluv(f): 3:37pm On Jan 25, 2021
Leave me oo. I do not fornicate.

Go and look for ashawo. They are everywhere. smiley

Boxer007:



Hello I have money smiley
Religion / Re: 2months Of Your Salary Is For Your Church, If You Pay Your First Fruit & Tithe by Yuceeluv(f): 9:47pm On Jan 24, 2021
It's not too much for God that gave you the #1.2m in a year.

ENGINEERG:
If you faithfully pay your tithe and offering , 2 months of your salary is for church

E.g
If your salary is N100,000

January- All gone to church as first fruit

February to December, your tithe is N10,000 * 11 months
= N110,000
Total- N100,000 + N110,000
= N210,000
Thats over 2 months salary
Romance / Re: Who Go Borrow Me 10k Abeg See Problem Where I Enter by Yuceeluv(f): 6:34pm On Jan 24, 2021
You mean; who go dash you 10k cos who borrows money to pay a debt?

Ask with your full chest. It ain't degrading. When you need help, voice out. Nothing wrong with that.

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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate With 4 Million Naira by Yuceeluv(f): 4:02pm On Jan 24, 2021
Canada please.

Study well and pay for IELTS. Take your exam and pass.

If you are tech savvy or medically inclined, You can also go to LinkedIn and see companies. The likes of Vanhack and co. They employ Nigerians and send them to Canada.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Almost All Doctors At UCH's Paediatric Department Are Infected by Yuceeluv(f): 3:54pm On Jan 24, 2021
Hmm
Politics / Re: SERAP Gives FG 7 Days To Release Details Of Payment Of ₦729Bn To 24.3m Nigerians by Yuceeluv(f): 1:31pm On Jan 24, 2021
grin
Business / Re: Rewrite 3 Articles For N1500 In 24hours by Yuceeluv(f): 1:30pm On Jan 24, 2021
I'm interested.

Rimini:
Hello guys, I need someone to rewrite 3 articles all less than 2000 words. You don't need to rewrite everything, just make it better than it already is.
I'm willing to pay 1500 for all 3 articles and I need it back within 24 hours.
Please signify your interest.
Politics / Re: Who Will Pay Buhari's Loan? by Yuceeluv(f): 1:11pm On Jan 24, 2021
I was telling my mum the other day that, if I was a politician, I wouldn't want to run for presidency and meet the dust bin that Buhari has turned Nigeria to.

Too much work for the next president, come 2023.
Politics / Re: Mbuhari Has Disappointed So Many Nigerians by Yuceeluv(f): 1:08pm On Jan 24, 2021
I never saw him as the right president.

I just never knew he'd have the heart to make the country get this bad. cry

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Family / Re: Please Patronize Me! by Yuceeluv(f): 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2021
Thank you.

cooooooks:
Those geles are beautiful.
Crime / Re: Two Angry Men Park Their Cars In The Middle Of A Busy Lagos Road Just To Fight by Yuceeluv(f): 12:35am On Jan 24, 2021
Boxer007:



Story.
Baby I have 2000 niara cash has free gift ready for u infact I usually pay women 4k for Womanliness & then give them extra 1000 naira not to tell there husband. The good news for u is that women truss me coz I keep secret. Am ready to pay u extra 2k juss to enjoy u I beg. Quit playin had to get sir. I ain't come here to waste time. Gimmme ya nomba I beg smiley

Politics / Re: Breaking News: Tension In Enugu Community As Many Feared Killed, Late Igwe’s Hou by Yuceeluv(f): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2021
What's happening?

Two days ago, many died in gas explosion in Delta.
Yesterday 40 plus died in Ebonyi.
Today this is the news.

World should end. Maybe that's when there will be peace.

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