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Romance / Re: Pick One Defect You Can Accept In A Partner by yusufmurry: 8:37pm On Jul 15, 2023
labake1:
Pick one default you can accept in a partner


1. Snoring
2. Sex addiction
3. laziness
4. Bad cook
5. Nonchalant attitude
6. Mouth odour
7. Body odour
8. Drug and alcohol addict


As for me, I can only accept no. 4


4 too
Car Talk / Re: My Car Problems Please Help by yusufmurry: 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2023
Are you still using this car? Can you encourage someone to buy it? What are the problems with it?

I will appreciate your time. Thanks
Politics / Re: We Experienced The Worst Form Of Corruption Under Buhari - Bishop Kukah by yusufmurry: 11:22am On Jul 11, 2023
politicoNG:


https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/nigeria-witnessed-unprecedented-corruption-under-buhari-kukah/

In veiled reference, former Spokesperson to Muhammadu Buhari, Femi Adesina tweeted this.



https://twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1678652003730219008?t=FUjBFPETpX_nY5okwYWkAQ&s=19


Don't worry! After Tinubu is through with Nigeria. We will miss Buhari

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Romance / Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by yusufmurry: 12:34am On Jul 11, 2023
Natbrowny:


Omo. Babes don even switch wahala ontop men.

Gosh

Switch how?
Politics / Re: South-East Leaders Are Meeting In Abuja To Chart A Way Forward For The Region by yusufmurry: 8:17pm On Jul 10, 2023
Greed & selfishness will not leave that region.

Gathering that will yield no result

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Romance / Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by yusufmurry: 8:09pm On Jul 10, 2023
Natbrowny:


Way to go boss.

Arrange dat PlanB well. These people don't care. Its a business to them in todays world.

Reduce all d bar. Where 20k dey. Run am down to 10k

Thats ur brides Church right.
Make wifey clear dem o.. These things scares men away even b4 marriage start

No Nigerian girl will clear that or spend a dime except she is the one that needs the weeding(may be age around 40)
When getting married to a Nigeria girl, know and prepare that 98% of the cost is on you.
Politics / Re: Lagos Declares Total Clampdown On Alcohol Sales, Street Trading In Parks, Garage by yusufmurry: 9:19am On Jul 10, 2023
Not possible!

You clamp down and clamp them up on what? Poor leadership
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Emerges ECOWAS Chairman by yusufmurry: 4:53am On Jul 10, 2023
izonborn098:
The courage and passion this manchi get is just too much.
Upon all the odds against him in the presidential election he still won.
Keep on going jaga, u motivate me a alot.

Won which election?
Business / Re: If You Earn 2.5m Everymonth How Do You Invest? by yusufmurry: 2:10pm On Jul 09, 2023
IbeOkehie:


Landed property is NOT secure in Nigeria. Government can seize it at any time. Any powerful person can wake up one morning and raise a CREDIBLE claim or dispute. YOU KNOW THIS so why are you claiming real estate is secure in Nigeria.

Anyone with access to a million dollars free and clear could do better than investing it in Nigeria...simply buy a 4 to 5% CD from a USA bank. That's the current market rate and it's FULLY guaranteed. That's what Nigerians call Fixed Deposit.

There are big investors who have access to that kind of money and they're NOT investing in Nigeria for all the simple, credible and known reasons I've pointed out here and other places.

By the way, have you been to high brow estates in Nigeria....VFC, Chevron Estate, Magodo, Foreshore in Lagos and also Abuja and seen the number of properties with FOR SALE signs...and the signs have been there for months and months? What do you think?

Nigeria is UNINIVESTIBLE, the economy is structurally unsound. Nobody holding dollars should be investing into Nigeria. It's STUPID.



Thanks for this. Very reasonable. I know that business was profitable some years back, I know a few people that put money in it around maybe 2017? They had to do some unethical accounting though. Remember NNPC and government are JV partners to most businesses that have anything to do with mineral resources. Basically they defrauded the government, but in a way they were justified.

Right now I'm not so sure how the returns are these days. I'm going to ask.

Happy Sunday to all.




Okay. But please you are only leasing out your equipment or tool to companies (it could be indigenous ) that have been awarded the contracts.
Business / Re: If You Earn 2.5m Everymonth How Do You Invest? by yusufmurry: 1:54pm On Jul 09, 2023
Yes, everyone would point you towards real estate, not bad though but I will advise you if considering that, to buy, develop/build and resell. For example, you can spend say 50million and resell for 70million and above within a month or 2 of completion depending. Don't go into tenancy. You will not get your money in 20 years.

Another way to look at is the oil and gas servicing business. Get an equipment and/or machine, lease it out either to onshore or offshore locations. Maintenance is not in your care. For example, you can get say forklift, crane, earth moving equipment, pumps, and tools used in servicing an oil field. Mind you, in the oil and gas business, there has a high level of safety and maintenance culture in consideration.

Or get a warehouse, people use it to save their consignment temporarily and pay you daily depending on the agreement

Mind you, these are businesses you can manage yourself, say, 70% remotely - seal a deal, meeting, financial involvement and other stuffs without committing to anybody that will dupe you.

This is my free business advice based on my interest and opinion! There are other good that will advice in other areas of businesses.

Good luck man and beware of any Nigerian girl that will slide in your DM to pretend love because they don't use their eyes to see where money is quoted and who has it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Does One Comfort Self After Receiving 3 Job Rejections In One Week? by yusufmurry: 12:47pm On Jul 08, 2023
How would one feel after receiving a job in the next week?

@OP, nothing is the end of life. That you are rejected today doesn't mean the same tomorrow. Pick up yourself, learn the lesson, prepare again and move on.
Business / Re: Banks Raise ATM Cash Withdrawal Limit To ₦‎200,000 by yusufmurry: 10:09am On Jul 06, 2023
Tinubu just beating around the bush

We still can't make International transactions with our banks and cards. If not for all, at least give a limit.

At all, at all, na it bad pass
Crime / Re: Lady Discovers Her Boyfriend Used Her Picture & Panties For Fetish Purpose (Pics by yusufmurry: 12:31pm On Jul 05, 2023
donbachi:
how would she know?dem no dey write am for face

What does the guy do as means of living?

Where do he work or what kind of businesses? Most Nigerian girls don't care about this but who pays their bills and drive them around.

Shame on her! It's only a girl who does nothing wants an activity guy
Autos / Re: LPG/CNG/PETROL Hybrid Generator Carburator Sale by yusufmurry: 11:05am On Jul 05, 2023
Workch:
LPG is has very low density, hence the calculation we have is 1kg of LPG contains 20.7megajoules of energy.
PMS is denser hence produced more energy per KG than LPG.

1 litre of PMS produces 31.5 megajoules of energy.

1 litre of fuel is 500
1kg of LPG is 550.
Fuel is still cheaper unless you have an explanation for energy efficiency with LPG cuberator.

Interestingly
Welldone
Politics / Re: Senate: Bamidele, Ndume, Ashiru Emerge Principal Officers by yusufmurry: 12:51pm On Jul 04, 2023
Racoon:
Ali Ndume still recycling himself in government. Dave Umahi see where your so called efulefu servitude to get Igbo presidency landed you?

Umahi was and has been for himself.
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets Scholarship Sponsorship To The UK From Bitcoin Chief by yusufmurry: 11:14am On Jul 04, 2023
Lukgaf:
So are we now justifying forgery and criminality? I don't understand. I think we should all rise up to condemn the act (not rewarding) irrespective of the region she comes from.

Before you call for my head. Attached is the real score as released by jamb.

Who is even guiding these children on their choice of course? How would someone whose 1st & 2nd Choices are Medical related, now jumps into her polytechnic choices with Computer science and pralegal studies?
Health / Re: Joyce Ijeoma Begins 72-Hour Massaging Marathon To Break Guinness Record (Video) by yusufmurry: 12:29pm On Jul 03, 2023
Massage therapist with happy ending

All these girls "working hard"
Politics / Re: Leading Nigeria One Of Hardest Challenges In Life, Buhari Says In Sallah Message by yusufmurry: 8:54am On Jun 28, 2023
Why is he telling us now? When he was asked to relax, he threatened that blood and baboons will rather flow.
We are waiting for Tinubu's excuse too. Maadt men who feel ruling Nigeria is a birthright.

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Politics / Re: Have Mercy On Ekweremadu, Ohanaeze Ndigbo Begs UK by yusufmurry: 8:51am On Jun 28, 2023
So that he would come back to Nigeria and join politics again to make up?

Let him stay there. I wish all our politicians end like this
Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by yusufmurry: 3:13pm On Jun 23, 2023
STEWpid:
Chai..

There's no need collecting money or gifts from a man you know you wouldn't run anything with, except it was given to you on a neutral basis which is well defined; though some guys can be so pressurizing to give you even when you reject it.

I abhor it.

I'm never cheap!

You become emotionally indebted to a man when he gives you free money on emotional/intensional basis.

Very few of your gender thinks this way.

For them, it's collect, collect and collect, yet same can't gift anything in a relationship except sex

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Romance / Re: Men Should Stop Collecting Back Gift They Already Gave To A Lady by yusufmurry: 3:05pm On Jun 23, 2023
Jennyclay:
Biko, men should stop this sick attitude. How can you buy a gift for a lady, then any misunderstanding or break-up between you two, you go back and collect the gift back from her undecided. That's a stupid attitude biko you men should stop it. Even kids don't behave like that.

Henceforth, if any man wants to get me a gift, wether iPhone, hair, car, house etc.. the receipt must contain my name and my signature. so that incase of tomorrow he wants to show his stupid and sick character I will quickly sue him to court for stealing and assault. Because he's forcefully trying to steal what belongs to me. The receipts has stated it all and it would be my evidence.

If the receipts doesn't contain my name, Biko just keep your useless gift to yourself.

Shame on all men that collect back gifts he already given to a lady. Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!


He should also transfer the money too to your account so that you show that your chief Judge that it was your money. Nonsense!

Many of you should wake up and learn

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Politics / Re: Appointment Seekers Intensify Lobby, Follow Tinubu Abroad by yusufmurry: 8:03am On Jun 23, 2023
Make I hear say Ganduje, Wike, Umahi will not there

#PadiPadiGovt #ChopIChopGovt
Politics / Re: President Bola Tinubu And Asari Dokubo - Then Vs Now (Photos) by yusufmurry: 7:49am On Jun 23, 2023
ijaw1stson:
Jagaban has made friends over the years sha. I respect him for that.

What kind of friends?

Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are ?

Tinubu will still give excuses like Buhari at the end his tenure. None is ready to rule Nigeria but to just interested in the name,loot and cash out.

Today, all individuals and politicians with dubious character are gathering and identifying with him

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Crime / Re: 2 Men Arrested For Stealing Government's Diesel In Ekiti State by yusufmurry: 5:44pm On Jun 21, 2023
Ekiti, always in news
Programming / Re: Whatsapp Introduces Feature To Automatically Silence Call From Unknown Numbers by yusufmurry: 8:39am On Jun 21, 2023
WhatsApp should also have feature that you don't just mute a saved number but also not listed. That is, a feature that you do not see them completely, yet the number is saved
Politics / Re: Reconciliation: Atiku, Wike Missing At PDP's Select NWC Meeting by yusufmurry: 8:30am On Jun 21, 2023
With Wike that is already in APC or which Wike?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To Kill Corruption, Seeks Nigerians’ Cooperation by yusufmurry: 9:01am On May 28, 2023
Funny!

A product of corruption wants to stop corruption. How?
Politics / Re: Convoy Of The President-Elect Of Nigeria Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Spotted (Vid) by yusufmurry: 10:37am On May 23, 2023
Just bomb them, you would solve 15% of Nigeria problem
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by yusufmurry: 8:42pm On May 22, 2023
Oga, you failed to tell us her pay so we can collaboration with your story
Family / Re: I Am No Longer In Love With My Husband That Brought Me To The UK - Lady (video) by yusufmurry: 6:34pm On May 22, 2023
mytime24:
Stupid woman,spoiling the good ones chances

There is no good chance there. Every Nigeria girl will do same.

Na who go fall for the trap I dey pity
Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by yusufmurry: 12:01am On May 21, 2023
Nothing much here

A girlfriend graduates to a wife and each stage has its responsibility and what characterizes it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wife Found Out That Her Husband Have Been Sleeping With Their Family Friend by yusufmurry: 11:56pm On May 20, 2023
lavylilly:
Come to Lekki and see them

They are everywhere. To them, it's cruise and cashing out

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