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Family / Re: 4 Differences Between A Man’s Brain And A Woman’s Brain by zainabicy: 5:00pm On Nov 06, 2023
One other thing, men are so undecided in the house.

saurayi mai arziki, what do you want to eat ?

Anything

Like pick something man.
Celebrities / Re: Doctors Amputate Mr Ibu's Leg To Keep Him Alive by zainabicy: 4:54pm On Nov 06, 2023
Too bad. It looks bad doesn’t it ?

Thank God. A decision was made to spare his life and save him. It looks good doesn’t it ?

Well, d creative Nigerians that we are, I wouldnt put it past him to start acting creative amputee nollywood roles.

Nigerians never die !

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Family / Re: Between Your Mother And Wife by zainabicy: 8:17am On Oct 27, 2022
Make I add, there is nothing good mother can do for you that good wife cannot do.

But there is something good wife can do for you, but good mother cannot do for you.

cool grin wink

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Family / Re: Between Your Mother And Wife by zainabicy: 8:16am On Oct 27, 2022
You should add, you didn't choose your mother.

But you chose your wife. If she no treat you well, na you find her, toast her, marry her.

If you choose bad wife, it means you have bad taste.

If she's a bad wife, and your goodness cannot change her, you are not good enough.

Anywhich way, a man can always set direction for the family, you are sha the bad person.

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Romance / Re: How I Almost Cheated On My Wife -true Story by zainabicy: 11:16pm On May 08, 2022
First let me say that I'm happy that you have come to your senses.

When you think of all the effort and good 90 percent you have invested in your wife and family, you know that any other girl outside is just like click-bait. They don't offer anything other than ejaculation at the end of the day.

You have a happy home, an understanding wife and a good job.

Don't throw it away for cheap sex.

And lastly, the food that you don't want to eat, don't go and be smelling it.

Don't go and visit any unmarried lady at home, unless you want to claim my religion and marry second wife.

I even hear you don't have to cross over to our side to do it this days, you can just get someone pregnant and call her 'second wife'.

Sha know that we the first wives who married the guy when he was young and upcoming are not happy when the man starts carrying small yarinya's about.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Authority Disciplines Leke Adeboye For Calling Pastors 'Goats' by zainabicy: 5:09pm On Apr 07, 2022
This generation and Social media…

Too quick to talk type

He could have ‘thought’ it without the outburst on social media.

God knows that they must never place the content of our heart on a big screen for everybody.

Nobody holy pass

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Politics / Re: Beyond Tolling: How LCC Brings Value To The Society by zainabicy: 6:04am On Mar 24, 2022
The truth is uncomfortable and bitter.

I haven’t seen any developed country without tolled bridges or roads. Government cannot do everything, they have to invite private investors to solve some problems and collect their money back from the masses.

If LCC toll does not resume, it would be used as a negative pointer for other long term investment in capital infrastructure in Nigeria.

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Travel / Re: Before You Sleep In Any Hotel In Nigeria !!! - Read This. by zainabicy: 12:12pm On Mar 16, 2022
Very stupid logic actually.

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Travel / Re: Before You Sleep In Any Hotel In Nigeria !!! - Read This. by zainabicy: 12:11pm On Mar 16, 2022
H

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Romance / Re: Drop A Broke Man Quote by zainabicy: 8:47am On Mar 16, 2022
Na oversabi be bottle water, pure water don do

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US And Russia Military Established Phone Lines To Prevent Confrontation by zainabicy: 3:34pm On Mar 05, 2022
So that one trigger-happy commando would not go and do mistake and press one button to see if his weapon is still working

And US would say ‘we have been attacked’ and bomb everybody away.

Make them dey talk to themselves biko and keep Africa out of it.

Our President no kuku dey around.

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Health / Re: Reliance Health Raises $40M Led By General Atlantic by zainabicy: 10:25am On Feb 07, 2022
O ga ooo…

They start this businesses, go to Oyinbo to show that the business has potential, collect dollars, put themselves on top salaries…

Cash out

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Can Dele Momodu Get The PDP Ticket? by zainabicy: 7:36am On Feb 07, 2022
What I think is that, in order to look like the parties are playing fair and inviting all geopolitical zones to contest for the tickets in the primaries,

PdP stalwarts can find a Yoruba person who has enough publicity to confuse other people , give him money to run and do publicity to weaken the already strong Yoruba movement in the other abc party…and then let some Yoruba people commit to him, and then let him loose or dropout in the primary to Atiku who would bring all those moneys and buy everybody out like he used to.

It would be a huge statement if Atiku doesn’t win the pdp ticket. It would mean Nigeria has finally moved forward.

Oh…what do I know…I’m just a bored yarinyan waiting for my husband to come home.

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Sports / Re: Rasheedat Ajibade Scores A Brace, Oshoala Scores Too As Barcelona, Atletico Win by zainabicy: 8:24am On Feb 03, 2022
All this girls dey try sha…

This one’s no Dey hear say when are you bringing a man home….all your younger cousins have children already…when would you make me a grandmother’?

lipsrsealed embarassed

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Romance / Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by zainabicy: 3:30pm On Dec 28, 2021
Ade3131:


To many ladies out there, they want a man with allot of bedmatics experience bcus it is believed that these kind of guys would know how to satisfy their sexual desires, hence a man's body count would mean that he's got the right blend skills and competence.

To some of us communication is the lifeblood of the relationship. If there's something I can't discuss with my would-be lifetime partner, then there's an issue somewhere. The dead doesn't hide his unclothedness from the person who would conduct his janazah. We should be so in to eachother to the point that it just won't make sense not to open up on past, present and future.

Of course I'll want to know what am getting into. Lemme know the extent of the damage if at all there's any, because the earlier we discuss it the earlier we get to work on how to right some of those wrongs and salvage whatever is left.

Past could mean some abortions gone wrong and womb destroyed....past could also mean that the potential wife is a porn star....past could also mean an armed robber or drug addict.... could be anything of that nature. I've always encouraged discussing past relationships with my exs, and I do so with the most sincerity of intent. I don't castigate or use it against them in any topic of discuss.

BTW, you're beautiful hadjia Zainab

You spoke well.

Nagode. Merci.

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Romance / Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by zainabicy: 9:08am On Dec 28, 2021
Funny thing is girls don’t really have a problem with a guys body count.

We are just different sha, all this gender equality is bullsh****



The real question is -

Would you like to know all the ‘bad’ things she has done in the past ? All the styles and the guys that have hanged her legs ? Or would you rather not know ?

Ignorance is bliss o…

If you want to know, like

If you don’t want to know, share

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Family / Re: A Brief Recall of How My Wife Fed Me This Year, 2021. by zainabicy: 7:40am On Dec 25, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:

She does that too.
She does 2pm-10pm.
Our Oyibo neighbors don mad oo.
Their husbands have mandated their white wives to visit us for update courses concerning Coconut rice, Fried Rice, & Jollof.
We all shall be hanging out at Xmas.

Congrats then. You have a good family, may your love always be fresh

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Family / Re: A Brief Recall of How My Wife Fed Me This Year, 2021. by zainabicy: 7:15am On Dec 25, 2021
You have given her peace of mind for her to be able to take her time and prepare this meals for you.

I’m also thinking that she doesn’t keep a 9-5 job grin grin

No ask me how I take know

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Romance / Re: How My Brother Dumped His Girlfriend by zainabicy: 10:10am On Dec 20, 2021
Small children……everywhere !!!

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Travel / Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by zainabicy: 8:19am On Dec 07, 2021
For every thing you see, there’s a higher level of depravity that you know not of.

Here in the north, the stories that go on between this our uncles and young girls ehn, mouth no fit talk.

It’s better we just keep wearing hijab to cover our faces and mouths

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Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Loses Job Offer Because She Has A Big Tummy (Photo) by zainabicy: 6:47am On Nov 08, 2021
Why did I read

'You'll get something bigger'

As meaning

She'll get a bigger Tummy ? grin grin grin

May Allah forgive me

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Romance / Re: November Booty Challenge For That Firm, Smooth, & Soft Buttocks (Photos) by zainabicy: 8:27am On Nov 01, 2021
wink grin
Business / Re: About 99.4% Of Bank Accounts Contain Less Than N500,000 - NDIC by zainabicy: 1:45pm On Oct 27, 2021
Please note that having money in your account is different from your worth. Many salary earners who earn top salaries are involved in building projects e.t.c and other businesses that means you just keeping money in your account might not be worth it.

So no be say people no get money o, but them no just dey keep am for account.

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Health / Re: Insufficient Sleep In New Mothers May Cause Accelerated Aging by zainabicy: 7:12am On Aug 12, 2021
We need all the rest we can get really. Motherhood no be beans. Combining that with managing the home and still trying to earn a decent source of income means we have 3 full time jobs that we are juggling.

Allah help us
Celebrities / Re: Comedian, Princess, Says Her Foster Child Is The Victim Actor Baba Ijesha Allege by zainabicy: 8:22am On Apr 28, 2021
Too bad.

Let me also use this to point out and teach people not to blame a victim.

When someone says she was raped or molested, don't say 'what were you doing there , or why did you wear that kind of cloth' ?

Visiting a guy or walking at night is not an invitation to be raped.

Always focus on and blame the rapee rather than gang on the raped.

Then again, this was a child incident, it tells of the actors self esteem that he can't get laid from a sexy mama with huge boobs somewhere that he has to take advantage of a child.

This our celebrities ehn, their lives that we see on the screen and social media is a huge difference from what's really going on in their world.
Family / Re: Why Nigerians Love "Bad" News by zainabicy: 7:00pm On Feb 22, 2021
Its not only Nigeria, it's everywhere...Bad news sells

Listen to CNN and see how 99 percent of the news is calamity.

That's why we must learn to amplify and celebrate Evey good news in our lives.

This year would be good for all of us Insha Allah !

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Family / Re: Is It Okay To Tell My Parents My Wife Is Pregnant by zainabicy: 10:38am On Jan 26, 2021
slimjohn2k5:


Thank you.

grin
I see what you did there, you deserve a chilled stout. Some people no deserve a response.

@Op, if you have a good relationship with your parents, I feel not only can they share good experiences and tips with you, but they would pray along and be expectant with joy with you.

Nothing would go wrong Insha Allah, but if anything were to go wrong, they would fault you for not telling them anything beforehand.

Safe delivery for your wife, raise your children right ! I feel a lot of ills in our country now would have been avoided with proper home training for the kids.

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Family / Re: An Adopted Child, Can He Inherit From The Adopting Parent's Estate? by zainabicy: 12:19pm On Jan 11, 2021
humilitypays:
A legally adopted child have equal right with biological child.


A written will will solve all these.

That's what I thought too.
Family / Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by zainabicy: 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2021
This is because after a while d man stops trying to make d woman orgasm. They take and take and take.

So after a while, we sef lose interest, children dey, work dey.

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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by zainabicy: 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2020
Nice cars
Pets / Re: Should I Kill This Puppy? by zainabicy: 4:42pm On Sep 14, 2020
Beat it till it wishes it were dead !

Make sure that you put d dead chicks near it's nose when you are beating it so that it knows d reason you are beating it.

Then after that, beat yourself too, for not better protecting d chicks from d dog.

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