And dey r also d people dt would advertise posts in all ds job websites , invite U 4 interview 5 minutes after U send ur cv...only 4 them 2 tell U 2 bring 5000 & 5 other people 2 bring 5000 & U start getting 5000 on d 5000'th person.‎

D so'called 'GM' would now b telling U dt U r a fine gal oo...

Kai, we don suffer ehn.

*singing Beyonce*

If U like it, U shoulda put it 'ring' on it...



I didn't say anything ooo,

Hit like if U know what I mean jare !

Gradually shifting from production 2 marketing-becoming d middle man

D guy go just go ask d parents 4 change from d brideprice

Dere r some kindof cultures that encourage this 'free talk'
In my side, if u r telling ur husband how u want it...ah, You be 'ashawo' b dat or u r spoilt

U r 2 just lie down on ur back and take it...like literally

Ingenious!

Except dt all d movie stars dt act in d movie need to b on d poster! And yes, don't let us forget about d stupid gateman! Yoruba films aren't complete without it !

Tolexander:
*para mode activated*

You surely need alabukun!

maybe I do

No way, they hav 2 hav the same 'vision' to all their activities. And it commands more respect, couples being together, besides it's 1 God they both claim to worship, so someone has to make the sacrifice no matter how tied they are to their former place of worship. And the leaders of d church should also advise them, what God has joined together...

lolaxavier:


Alert!
Indomie generation busted...

I'm closer 2 my 30's than my 20's, I have neva used nor know what it is used for, maybe because we have good hospitals in the north here, it just shows how shallow your thinking, that because I never used an indigenous drug, you think am younger.

What if I tell You I never licked 'go-go', or I never wore 'kito'? Well I never did (because I'my parents never liked them), but I did watch 'reach out nigeria',rent'a'ghost and I loved 'tales by moonlight', now tell me my age?

Your Standard of living affects what you are exposed to *pun intended*. This is just a lesson for you, and not to prove or disprove anything.

Tolexander:
na your generation naw, surely, you are meant to know everything about it, including the number of characters written on each pack.

Forgive my err. Certainly, I can't make the mistake, misspelling eba, amala, ewedu and gbegiri.

Hehehe, go & use it 2 collect money in d bank sir

Tolexander:
indomine generation sighted, please keep off

It's 'indomie' not indomine, please learn more

I don't kno wat it was used 4, but Kai - d drug popular gaan no be small...na back to back hit!
D streets really took over

Don't we av a female banker on nairaland- dt can come and give us like a average percentage of known colleagues wit 'opened legs', or even banker guys dt know what goes on in their offices ?
I think d targets r soo unrealistic dt dey 'do all they can'
But in d north here, U seldom hear 'it' outside d way we hear it 4rm d west or east, most households either has one big uncle with plenty cows dt can promise U one big money during festival, or one uncle who is high up in politics dt can deposit sometin 4 U

I love you more than all d words in all d pages of all d books in d world.

I love You from here 2 d moon & back.

*wink*

We won't kno dat they r Nigerians now...

But let them commit a crime, that's when u'll hear their full name, followed by *a nigerian*...

Let's all b committed 2 rebranding naija

#peace

Wen u realise dat there's no future in d relationship...just quit & look somewhere else.

Ladies need 2 know dt there is nothing wrong in being single!

D students should call for their scripts & have it remarked by other lecturers.
If dey keep quiet, it's because they have bn shouting in d clubs at night & in d football viewing centres

#lasgidi #amproudlykano

I pray they can start investing & encouraging other aspiring entreprenuers.

Having all d money 2 buy Ur grandson a wristwatch in advance is nothing if a random tout in Lagos son can become a tout as well & stab him wit a bottle some day.

Invest & educate d youth- protect Our future!

It's goin 2 b difficult, I don't tink it's possible sef

seconded

younghartz:


If you can't give a better advice just shut the fvck up

Op,all you gat to do is 2 make her feel she can trust u,rely on u.
My girlfrnd used to behave like this b4 bt I tried my best to make everything look great. Now she can dance in front of me,even sing in front of me....when a shy girl start exhibiting all this she can nw trust you.... B4 I couldn't hold my gf and walk bt nw its old story...whenever we're having a discuss she's nw d first to kiss...

She's a pisces(zodiac sign) then tend to exhibit this kind of character

When was she born? (Her month)

Is it just me ? I didn't c d danger.

Wat r d 'bad' scenarios dt dt story could hav ended in ?

Femi4, I put my request up, but u didn't ansa mi?

Y?

I hav gotten it now though, thanks for

pls help with

Blackberry 9315,

Locked unto tmobile,

Imei : 353099050231203

Prd-49557-001

Femi4, pls help with

Blackberry 9315,

Locked unto tmobile,

Imei : 353099050231203

Prd-49557-001

Dey r cute togeda somehow somehow sha,

Oyinbo's and 'pda' sha, naija guys only do pda when they want 2 rubbish a girl & their friends r around.

Dat Miley Cyrus tho, small pikin still dey worry am, c as she look like agama lizard wey dog don bite

And she woulda paid thousands for that o

I think there is a thread about it here

https://www.nairaland.com/2225157/supply-nigeria-introduces-self-defense-pepper#36941528

It is, very well. U hav ur budget so u stick with is.

People dat collect minimum wage nko? R dey dieing?

As long as they are 'happy'

Whatever works for You ni o

There is no formula- be comfortable- financially and situationally.

I can assure u dt dt man has just been 'serviced', men do crazy things afta 'round 1' if dey enjoyed it & r expecting 'round2'...

Dats d best time 2 ask them 4 anytin

I don't think t is 'ethical' , even in the 'broda's hospital, e can't b d only practitioner, wat 'family practitioners' do is recommend 'neutral' places that they trust.

When u have told ur classmates dat ur father's farmland is bigger than 'africa', and they come for excursion !

U just point