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Politics / Re: Breaking News! Rivers APC Chairman, Davies Ikanya Dumps Party For PDP by Zakkyoz: 3:33pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Even if i am the last person in APC, I will vote Buhari to justify my conscience. This may be another blatant lie from TANoids. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Air Bombardment Continues As Troops Mop Up More Communities (photos) by Zakkyoz: 4:21pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
DeviIhimself: Your moniker said it all. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Reconfirmation Of (nis) Immigration Application Form 2015 by Zakkyoz: 9:48am On Mar 11, 2015 |
i have applied but APC still has my vote. |
Politics / Re: Desperate President Jonathan Bows Down To Traditionalists For Prayers(pic) by Zakkyoz: 10:14pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
jonathan the dreamer. he will leave there for a church. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2015 Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment Is Now On!!! by Zakkyoz: 2:44pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
does it mean some us that do not receive the message are ok? |
Culture / Re: Our Village Masqurade Festival(odo Festival) In Ngwo Uno (pics) by Zakkyoz: 3:26pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
EbubeOnoh: i believe you are not one of those that criticise PEJ. This your grammar is begging for Patrick Obahiagbon's attention. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan, No One Left To Lie To by Zakkyoz: 6:29am On Mar 07, 2015 |
PDP and her unmatched hypocrisy... They celebrate the not only brain dead but incapacitated Dan Baba Suntai as the governor of Taraba State (depriving the people of Taraba good governance by so doing) yet they desperately spite healthily certified GMB on fabricated health issues. Somehow these idiots think Nigerians are stupid. Verily, we shall know how stupid we are come March 28. I have decided to # VoteGMB ...have you 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Nigerian Army Paratrooper (FAKE!!!) by Zakkyoz: 6:27pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
good! their morale will be boosted more when Buhari comes on board 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Recycled Politicians by Zakkyoz: 2:39pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Recycled thieves |
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Gives Birth To Twins by Zakkyoz: 11:16am On Mar 02, 2015 |
my crush has finally gone 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help!: My Angel Is Slipping Away! by Zakkyoz: 3:35pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
vjsmiles: that is my thought too because my babe is well endowed in all departments. God will not forgive him if he succeeds in this. |
Romance / Help!: My Angel Is Slipping Away! by Zakkyoz: 9:45pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
We are in love deeply and everybody around especially the immediate members of our knows this. Having spent more than 12 months dating, we would have married if not the issue of under-employment. The problem started last week when she followed her mum to pray in a newly built church in her area. The 'pastorpreneur' started seeing 'vision' castigating our relationship in a supposed spiritual realm in the present of the mum. Things are going out of control presently and this girl is just an epitome of what i want as wife. MY PLAN The church will be having a mega crusade next week and i am planning to attend the service and use the opportunity of giving 'testimony' to tell congregation about what their pastor is doing to my relationship. Apart from God, she is my source of joy. Please am i right in my plan? My heart is burning as i type. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Govt Pleads With Job Seekers To Apply For Fresh Immigration Exercise by Zakkyoz: 2:33pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
political begging |
Politics / Funny Nigeria Politicians! by Zakkyoz: 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
(1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland; (2) When sick, they go to Germany; (3) When investing, they go to America; (4) When buying mansions, they visit London; (5) When shopping they go to Dubai; (6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas; (7) Quality education for their children, they select Europe; ( When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem; BUT when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA. Part of their will on the critical hospital bed in Germany reads: "Return me home when I breath no more. Burry me in my fatherland, the land of my ancestors. That is where I belong. Indeed, there is no place like home." Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA CEMENTRY? 1 Like |
Politics / Funny Nigeria Politicians! by Zakkyoz: 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
(1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland; (2) When sick, they go to Germany; (3) When investing, they go to America; (4) When buying mansions, they visit London; (5) When shopping they go to Dubai; (6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas; (7) Quality education for their children, they select Europe; ( When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem; BUT when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA. Part of their will on the critical hospital bed in Germany reads: "Return me home when I breath no more. Burry me in my fatherland, the land of my ancestors. That is where I belong. Indeed, there is no place like home." Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA CEMENTRY? |
Politics / Zoogeria: PDP Methods Of Governance by Zakkyoz: 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
In few days time Obanikoro the man indicted in the ekiti election rigging will be made a minister, jona will exonerate, pardon him or ignore the indictment as usual. Or this nomination might be a pat on the back for a job well done. This is how it goes in Jona's ZOOGERIA. You handled Nigeria like a Games Reserve where people can be killed or left to die for mere political gains. You watched haplessly or rather unconcerned as people were been killed in the North East, in fact all you did as a responsible Government was to count the number of deads. Alakyo (ombatse) became a god of death in Nasarawa where his occultic gang killed well over 100 police men and all you did was to wave them a pardon. The souls of those police men deserve justice, their widowed wives and orphaned children will get their justice by our votes. Thank God there is an election, a day of reckoning, that the fear of an eminent defeat could see you do the things you never dared for six years. You became responsible, responsive and daring, you visited Baga, shifted elections to the magic of six week something you made us feel was impossible for six years. So governance could be this easy but you've always made us believe its rocket science that you had difficulties knowing where Gwoza is. In fact you felt North East was not your business, you even had more concern for the French 12 than the 2000 Baga massacre. Well thanks to elections the battle is now on, our prayers and support are for our gallant soldiers at the battle front, we wish them well, we pray they annihilate these bastards, we wish they bring back the head of Shekau in six weeks. But Oga Jona hope in this SIX weeks our streets will become safe again and that we can sleep with our eyes closed. We hope the Chibok girls be returned, We hope in SIX weeks you will undo the stolen trillions, We Hope Maina and the pension thieves will be brought to book, Hope in six weeks Oduah, Diezani will be made accountable for their money scandals, Hope in six weeks justice will be done to the Halliburton, Siemens and Malabu cases, Hope in six weeks you will find the missing billion dollars undo the state pardon granted Alams, Bode, Almustapha and allow them face justice and the wrath of the Law. Hope in SIX weeks you will undo all the destruction caused Boko Haram, Hope you can pay all the uncalled debt incurred by your administration in this SIX weeks, Hope in 6 weeks stealing in public office and high places will become corruption and apprehended, Hope in six weeks our Naira will regain its strength, Hope we can have a healthy fuel price in your six weeks, Hope in 6 weeks you will light up Nigeria, Hope in Six weeks the 1.5 million jobs you promised will be created, In your "magical" six weeks we hope to see the dredging of river Niger, the completion of 2nd Niger bridge, the revitalization of Ajaokuta Iron Steel and Refineries promised. The rehabilitation and projection of Aba industries The dualizations of Abuja-Abaji, Enugu highways and the completion of East West road. ...and more importantly hope in SIX weeks Elections can hold in all sanity. Thank you. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by Zakkyoz: 6:49pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
i wish they are transparent this time. those questions in the botched exercise last year were not applicant-friendly. |
Politics / Re: “Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By December 2015″ – Biafra Movement by Zakkyoz: 6:19pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
threats as usual. i think goodluck AZIKIWE is your brother. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Gmb Today On The Streets Of Uk .picture by Zakkyoz: 10:37pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
udemzyudex: what will you ever believe? Do you believe in yourself? 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy 2015 Valentine's Day * by Zakkyoz: 12:16am On Feb 14, 2015 |
Despite the postponement of election, i told her to stay off to honour Buhari. May God grant Buhari victory next month in Jesus' name. |
Politics / Re: 17 Parties Demand Poll Shift At Meeting With INEC by Zakkyoz: 6:08pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
the end will justify the means. pdp has succeeded in their shameful act through other mushroom parties. Buhari will match unto march to claim his victory. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies At International Development Organization- NERI Nigeria (10 Positions) by Zakkyoz: 10:58am On Jan 27, 2015 |
nice one |
Politics / Re: We Will Vote Jonathan Despite Our Regrets In Voting Him In 2011 – Middle Belt by Zakkyoz: 9:30pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
LordMecuzy: |
Politics / Re: If Buharis Rules In This Era Then No Need Sending Our Chilred To Sch by Zakkyoz: 5:34am On Jan 25, 2015 |
you can equally stop eating. |
Politics / Re: I See Buhari As The Next President – Olusegun Obasanjo by Zakkyoz: 5:30am On Jan 25, 2015 |
saTANists will not be happy to hear this. God bless Buhari in Jesus' name. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 12 Commandments For President Jonathan – Femi Fani-kayode (THROWBACK) by Zakkyoz: 5:21am On Jan 25, 2015 |
The chronic womaniser ffk is now working for our ogogoro master |
Politics / Re: PDP Governors Panic Over Buhari - Daily Sun by Zakkyoz: 5:07am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Truth is always bitter. Buhari has become their nightmare. One of the reasons i am going to church today is to pray for GMB's success next month. We want change. Enough of this fake fresh air. 329 Likes 16 Shares |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Most Girls Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriends by Zakkyoz: 8:51pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
nairaland and counter threads. chai diaris God. Anyway, Sai Buhari. 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: NHRC To Sanction Fayose Over Buharis Death Advert As He Releases Another by Zakkyoz: 12:48pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
He keeps wasting his state's money on unnecessary advert that indirectly proclaim the victory of GMB |
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Defeat Jonathan - OBJ by Zakkyoz: 12:41pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
My househood and I are for Buhari even if he doesn't have primary school certificate. 1 Like |
Politics / Why Change Is Imminent. by Zakkyoz: 1:11pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he has ceded 30 to General Shakau of Boko-haram. Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors but he ceded 5 to opposition APC. Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of electricity but we are now left with 2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff from PHCN. Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million barrels to smugglers. Jonathan inherited a naira value of 155 to dollar but naira is now traded at 185. Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment but he has doubled it to 55%. Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating bond but JPMORGAN has rated our bond negative. Jonathan inherited a surviving stock market but he killed the stock market. Jonathan inherited 10% duty on tokumbo cars but he increased it to 70%. Jonathan inherited chibokgirls but he lost them to Shakau. Jonathan inherited a booming economy but doom is what he is about to handover. To worse it off, Jonathan is promoting STEALING against our moral and societal upbringing. What then is safe under Jonathan? ?? Absolutely Nothing! !! Dear Jonathan, I can't afford more losses! !! Enough is enough! !! Changiiiiiii! !!! Changiiiiiii! !! Changiiiiiii! !!! FeBuhari is the month. Buharism is the spirit. Sai Buhari! Diaritz god. Dazzol |
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