L.A and Abuja

End of the road - boyz 2 men

Back in de days, i used to advice friends dat wen a man cheats on them, dey shud pack deir bags and go. I was always de first one to try show girls their worth. But one day it happened dat de guy i truely loved, cheated on me. I was so angry at myself when i ddnt have it in me to let him go. Yes i was angry, and wen he begged for forgiveness, i ddnt give him a tough time. I dnt knw if it means m stupid or wat, bt yep, dats dat. Wen de situation is facing u, its kinda hard to practice wat u always preach. U can disagree if u wana, but dat is my 2cents worth

is it love I go chop? lol,kidding, but seriously hey, if u truly love someone, their finances don't really matter, love is patient, kind and not self-seeking. My ex earned 20 times I did, he was willing to be generous, even offered to buy me a car, pay for my school and assist me with the deposit, for me to buy a house, but I was not in love with him, I was actually intimidated, he was 3 years older than my mom, widower and his first born was 8 years younger than me. He was willing to be there for me, but I was intimidated by his success and too independent, I hated the idea of owing someone so much. I am like that naturally, coz even when my employer wanted to pay for my varsity, I refused. To cut a long story short, my current bf is the same age as I am, he runs his own company and it's doing well, but I can see that he is not 100% there yet, and needs to work on the company, so that his future can be great. He is very stingy and I admire that about him, according to me, his stinginess is a sign that he has plans for every dime he gets. I have even gotten to an extend of always giving his money back, whenever he offers. I always tell him to invest it back in to his business and never worry about me, coz I have my own cash, and would not want to ruin his future by being greedy. to show that I really love this man, he has cheated on me once, and I got angry just like anyone would, and took him back when he humbled himself and apologised, I never used his financial status against him, because it is my heart and not wallet which matters, when it comes to matters of the heart. should he hurt me one day, or should he think I am a fool, by giving my heart and not my wallet to him. its his loss

Mikocake:
I concur

i just love her missing nyash

Come on guys, if these 2 truely knew each other, she might have gone to his office once or twice. I think these 2 met last month on de internet. Dey r strangers

Tribal difference means nothing if the couple in question realy wants to be together

Its official, nl fells hate naija sisters. Lubbish

So was fighting a solution?

Venusman:
thanks bro

m a woman hey

Op so how did everything workout?

Just say u dnt have money, say u lost yo wealth n cry on her shoulders. If she is for real, she wil stay and comfort u, if she is nout, u wont even need to send her away, dis theory wil make her run for hills

I just want to know if this is true with all you ladies out there, or if I am the only one who this happens to. Whenever I urinate my urine comes in to contact with my G spot. As a result, I get really get turned on, when I urinate, and I can't explain this feeling, but it would be as if something gentle is on my G, and that makes me feel so calm and out of this world, so whenever I go to the toilet, I always take a bit long, coz I will be allowing myself to feel this gentle orgasm, which also helps relieve my stress and makes me love myself more. I can't say this is masturbation, I really don't have a word for it, but all I know is that when I urinate, I get to a certain emotional sexual level. So sisters do you also go through the same thing or is this a unique case? have you maybe heard of another lady saying the same thing? I just wanted to know if there is someone out there who also goes through the same thing. No bashing please, this is a really concern to me.

iLegend:


Keep laughing. I'll send someone to bite ya lips off. Lemme see how your laughter will look when you don't have lips. I'd probably be ashamed of lol'ing when you see me.

u funny. Bt dis is getting boring now. So bye

Just tell him de truth. Dat u are a little deceiving devil who wil get her payback one day, and he is too good of a man for a hoe like u, since yo bad action is gona course for him to be blessed. Plz dnt run back to him, wen u see all de blessings he wil get, while u listen to justine timberlake's wat goes around, comes around

iLegend:


Go joor. It won't work. Help me delete the guy's quote you quoted above. He was in Church when he sent it. Thanks.

So, how are you today? Or how's your day going rather?

hehehehe lol

iLegend:


Aunty Linda (aka ZeeAfrica), you need to visit the nearest mortuary (not a hospital). I'll pay the bills. Tell them you came by yourself cuz of the way you're smelling lately is worse than a corpse and you want them to apply all the needed chemicals.

Naughty girl. You want to spoil me, shey? I doge it. Don't you know I'm mummy's boy and everyone in my house knows I'm still a V. I won't lose it with you. I'm keeping it till marriage. It's for my wife to be alone. I ain't sharing even if you're alluring.

hehehhehe i did ooo, i truely did try de mortuary, but dey said i was worse dan a corpse, n now de millitary is assisting. Tomorow i wil b put in de dessert and big tanks will be there to shower me. Hahahhah i wonder if it wil work oo, coz in 2010 dey did try but nothing cud help ooo. Nwane, i mean even wen m inside ocean sef, nothing helps ooo. Dey have tried even toilet cleaners, but note, i dnt seem to change, m not talking of de smell only oo, m talking abt the dirtyness itself. After i get in a bath, i come out as dirty as ever. I wonder wat will help me, but my babalao said i shud bed a v boy, and i shall be cleansed. So u see, u gat a duty to fulfil ooo. Wait for meeee ooooo, i need u to help ooo

iLegend:


Thank you madam Z for this opportunity, I'm so so so excited, even my tiny joystick is jumping up and down with joy.

I can disappoint my country any day and any time (as long as our criminal politicians are still alive), but I'll NEVER disappoint your p****. Please wash it with a detergent (preferably hypo), cuz I'm gon go down town like Rihanna.

I hope Oga did not mount hidden cameras?

Three crucial questions madam Z:

1. Which are your top 5 positions?
2. How long do you want me to last before you'll start to shiver in orgásmic ecstasy?
3. Have you squirted before?

I want to prepare before cumming inside you r compound.

Madam, I'm packing my loads into a nylon bag.

well my dear gateman, my five top positions are position 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I'l show u more wen u come. U shud b able to last for 5 hours or me. And yes to number 3 sugar. Dont worry abt de cleanliness. I havnt bathed in 20 months, becoz we dnt have water here, bt dnt worry my sweety, u will enjoy dis smelly dirty brown sugar

We all have our own shady secrets, let her deal with hers, and try mould her in to a person u want. De only thing m more worried abt here is aids

SycophanticGoat:



He will soon invite you to come and comfort him in his room.. Just wait and see...

who said i wud mind?

iLegend:


Honey, I'll enlarge it or I'll use a 4x4 wood as a dildó for you. I'll start training from today. Please and please accept my gateman application. Even if you don't give me a room in your husband's house, I'll sleep in the kitchen (but count your food finished anyways).

down boy, down. Okay sweery. Consider yoself hired, no need for an application form. I will help u work out, den u wil do de enlargement by yo self. U r now officially my gateman. Dnt worry abt accormodation, u can have de room outside, but after u unpack, check under de bed, there is a key there. Use dat key wenever u see oga leaving de house. Its my bedroom door. ONLY after u have lost dat pot belly. Wen u come in, drop yo clothes by de door, be silent, and come close to de madam, dnt worry abt de gate duties, u will resume yo duties wen oga comes back in de evening, hope u gat energy coz m more work dan de gate. U need energy to deal wit me, n i dnt like sissy boys. U better be strong and firm

iLegend:


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Honey, can you help me draft the gateman application? I have lost sense articulation in Ingrish. Gimme a manute lemme enzoy ma laffter.





Now, I have regain my senses. I prefer the gateman's job. When Oga travels, I, iLegend (the gateman) will be the one that'll get you pregnant and Oga will think my kids are his. ZeeAfrica, let's plan it. I suck in bed, I have a small dìck and I don't have 6 packs, so gimme that gateman's job cuz it has more benefits.

I'm patiently waiting for the day I'll resume work.

Z, I'll wash your undies, as a humble gateman, but make sure they're a sexy ones. I don't wash ménstrual ones — that one na for Oga to wash.

since u suck in bed, smal dk and have no six pack, ive changed my mind, i wil no longer employ u as a gatement, i want a gateman who wil know how madam like dem choclate sweeties, u my dear r useless to me, i wil rather use u as a sacrifise, so dat i become wealthy rather. Oya come over and bring a coffin for yoself in de process

iLegend:


So, you want to be deflowered all over again? I pity your gorgeous p****. Although, I suck in bed, I have 1.5inch member and I have 0 packs (African politicians' belly). What about that? Can you handle it?

no sweetheart, only do 6 pack, nothing more, nothing less. I love gym, and also prefer brothers who also take care of deir bodies too. M obsessed with gorgeous bodies, n if u aint a hunk, den m sorry sweery, u wil just be my gateman. Lolest. Love a hunky dark choclate skinned colour brother, bt if u r a soccer ball, m sorry honey, go knock else wer sugar

iLegend:


So, you want to be deflowered all over again? I pity your gorgeous p****. Although, I suck in bed, I have 1.5inch member and I have 0 packs (African politicians' belly). What about that? Can you handle it?

no sweetheart, only do 6 pack, nothing more, nothing less. I love gym, and also prefer brothers who also take care of deir bodies too. M obsessed with gorgeous bodies, n if u aint a hunk, den m sorry sweery, u wil just be my gateman. Lolest

Because most men never do anything for no one for no reason, but sometimes its just a metter of prinscipal. Sometimes de lady just doesnt want to feel as if she owes someone something, do declining de help is a better protective shield

iLegend:


This is exactly what I want. If you had replied with a "no I'm not married," I would've said "no chance for you, cuz I only propose to married women." I don't date single ladies — I date married women. Now, our case is settled. Who among those 17 guys make you experience the the big 'O'? I know I'm number 18 and that's not a problem, cuz you're my number... I can't mention it, cuz I'll make you feel bad and struggle to be in my top 20. Anyways, answer the question above. Who among them gives you the big O?

welll....., number 12 is de bomb. I wana know wat number i am? Number 102? Hehehe i dnt mind sugar, as long as our moment wil be special, and as long as u know dat mornings r actually mine not yos. I wil wake up early, blow u, swallow, get on to of u and be gentle, but i want a cloth on yo eyes, coz i want dem closed, i want u calm and cool, n yo hands, handcuffed to de bad. But dnt worry, afterwards, i wil uncaff u and have u hold me and we cuddle. Il den have u make me move like a snake, den we get to de roughness afterwards. Since u r number 18, u better make sure dat yo dk is big, getting it hard wil be my job, but protecting me will be yos. Just saw u know, i only do guys wit 6 pack, if u r chubby, consider yoself my number zero

iLegend:


This is exactly what I want. If you had replied with a "no I'm not married," I would've said "no chance for you, cuz I only propose to married women." I don't date single ladies — I date married women. Now, our case is settled. Who among those 17 guys make you experience the the big 'O'? I know I'm number 18 and that's not a problem, cuz you're my number... I can't mention it, cuz I'll make you feel bad and struggle to be in my top 20. Anyways, answer the question above. Who among them gives you the big O?

welll....., number 12 is de bomb. I wana know wat number i am? Number 102? Hehehe i dnt mind sugar, as long as our moment wil be special, and as long as u know dat mornings r actually mine not yos. I wil wake up early, blow u, swallow, get on to of u and be gentle, but i want a cloth on yo eyes, coz i want dem closed, i want u calm and cool, n yo hands, handcuffed to de bad. But dnt worry, afterwards, i wil uncaff u and have u hold me and we cuddle. Il den have u make me move like a snake, den we get to de roughness afterwards. Since u r number 18, u better make sure dat yo dk is big, getting it hard wil be my job, but protecting me will be yos. Just saw u know, i only do guys wit 6 pack, if u r chubby, get thee bihind me stn

Manueleee:

lols. Devil get behind me. I rebuke, i cast u. Ooooooooooouuuuuuuuuutttttttttt.

u get konji right?

iLegend:

Now, I want to propose. Are you married?

u can always be my 18th husband. Polyandry is allowed anyway