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Education / Re: See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 1:58am On Mar 28, 2017 |
3coins:Lol gerrarahere |
Education / Re: See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 1:56am On Mar 28, 2017 |
It's better when studied with the real thing . |
Education / Re: See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 9:35pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Mrjo:I don't understand. |
Education / Re: See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
ikbnice:makes this okay? It should stop 1 Like |
Education / Re: See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 8:32pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
torres89:To cook soup now 4 Likes |
Education / See What Happened To Me In School Today by Zellie: 8:14pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
Nigeria is a really messed up place to study. This is what happened to me today. I have an anatomy test on the 31st of this month, a practical test. So this morning, I left my hostel for the anatomy museum, with the intention of becoming fairly acquainted with some of the bones, models of internal organs they had before the test on Thursday. When I got there, I wanted to start with the Clavicle. I noticed it wasn't there and none of my other classmates were studying it either so I went to the attendant's office to request for it. He told me it was there, that I should search for it properly. He was being very rude and impolite, but he's quite old and I needed his help so it was okay. I searched again, no luck, so I went back to tell him the same thing I told him the first time. THERE WAS NO CLAVICLE. After so much grovelling, begging and promising not to take it outside the museum, he finally let me have it. I was relieved. I filled out a form, wrote down my name, phone number and some other things I don't remember anymore ( I'm not a frequent borrower of bones), this is now where the trouble started o. The man SAID he tried calling my phone but it didn't go through, he tried only ONCE and network in that museum was really shitty, mine at least. He probably didn't even try at all and was just desperately looking for something to pin on me because apparently, one of my classmates recently reported him to the HOD of the department for something similar ( I'm not very sure what happened). He called me back and asked why my number wasn't going through. I said i didn't know so I tried to look for my phone inside the bag I was holding buy I couldn't find it, I just assumed I forgot it in the hostel when I was rushing out. He refused to listen, he said I should return the bone, that I gave him a wrong number. Sigh. Tried to explain but he insisted. I gave up, went to my seat to collect the bone and give it back to him. . Fortunately (well, not really), as I trying to get the bone, I saw the bloody phone under my atlas. I was happy again, I might finally get to study this clavicle. I went back to the man and told him I'd found my phone, and asked ( asked not told o) if he could try the number again. Then he started going on about how I don't know how old he is, and how I could have the guts to tell him to try again , and if I liked, I should go and tell the HOD and some other incoherent mumblings. He collected the bone, accused me of wanting to hide bones from the museum inside my bag , so he sent me out and told me never to come there again. Afterwards he came outside to tell everyone I gave him a wrong number , and i thought i was smart bla bla blah. Imagine such embarrassment, for wanting to pass a test. I wanted to report him to the HOD because I was really angry, but I just thought there was a possibly of it putting us in more trouble. I don't know, you know how these things are. So I just explained what happened to one of the lecturers , he called the museum man and talked to him, then advised that I apologized, even though I was obviously being oppressed , cos he's an old man. That was how I apologized for doing nothing , pity. This rather unfortunate and disheartening incident further proves how really backward we are in this country. It would take years to get out of this mess. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 10:30pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
phlio666:"I don't understand it, therefore it's trash" ... pity |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:42pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
omniwater: be specific |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:40pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
source: http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/10-types-of-30-year-old-single-guys.html there you have it folks. which category do you belong. over to you the site has other cool stuff you can also check out uhh lalasticlala ? farano ? |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
Jaynom: feel free . be sure to clean up when you're done though |
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:39pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
10) THE GUY WHO HAS JUST FULLY QUIT AT THIS POINT The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point never tried that hard in the first place, but at least there used to be a semblance of effort. He doesn’t like going to bars, refuses to try online dating, and both the bong and the X-Box are back in the living room following their brief stint in the closet after his friend gave him a pep talk one day four months ago. Deep down, The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point is pretty frightened about a lot of things, but his fear manifests itself in indifferent denial, and passivity usually prevails. There is only one way that things change for The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point, and that’s to find himself squarely in the sights of The Girl Who Relentlessly Pursues. Until then, the whole thing isn’t really his issue.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:37pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
9) THE IN-THE-CLOSET GUY The In-The-Closet Guy is so close to being the perfect catch—he’s handsome, he’s well-dressed, and he has a great job. He’s funny, articulate, and charming. The only tiny little inconvenience is that he’s not attracted to females whatsoever. His antithesis is The NGWJHMTRGYAHRWPWSLAHWTPE, who’s had just enough of the theories about him being gay, since he’s completely straight and, for the hundredth time, just hasn’t met the right girl yet and is really very okay with being single right now
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:35pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
THE AGGRESSIVELY ONLINE DATING GUY WHO CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S NOT MARRIED YET The opposite of the previous guy, The Aggressively Online Dating Guy Who Can’t Believe He’s Not Married Yet can’t believe he’s not married yet. Through high school, college and his twenties, he was always The Guy With A Girlfriend. He spent years enjoying pitying his single friends, and somehow, he’s now 30 and single. He has four online dating profiles, and when people ask him if he’s dating anyone, he explains that he’s just too busy with his career right now for a relationship.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:32pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
7) THE NORMAL GUY WHO JUST HASN’T MET THE RIGHT GIRL YET AND HE REALLY WISHES PEOPLE WOULD STOP LOOKING AT HIM WITH THOSE PITYING EYES Ah, The NGWJHMTRGYAHRWPWSLAHWTPE. The NGWJHMTRGYAHRWPWSLAHWTPE is enjoying his life. He likes his job, he likes his friends, and he likes being single just fine. He’s in no rush to be in a relationship and feels totally confident that at some point, he’ll meet the right girl and get married. He’s also not quite sure why everyone who knows him is trying to figure out “what the problem is.” His parents are worried, never wasting an opportunity to ask him if he’s been dating anyone. His friends want to help, setting him up on dates every chance they get. He appreciates all the unsolicited support, but he also thinks it would be pretty great if everyone stopped thinking there was something wrong with him.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:29pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
6) THE GUY WHO’S FINALLY A GOOD CATCH On the other side of the coin, after losing some weight, getting decent clothes, and having early career success, The Guy Who’s Finally a Good Catch is getting more attention each week than he got in his first 25 years combined. Girls find it endearing that such an appealing guy has managed to maintain his humility, when it’s actually just that he’s assuming every girl is out of his league at all times. Once his new situation starts to sink in, he enters an unfortunate new phase, stressing his male friends out by doing things like winking at them over the shoulder of a girl he’s dancing with and offering them a fist pound when an attractive girl walks by on the street.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:26pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
5) THE GUY WHO PEAKED TOO EARLY Back in the day, The Guy Who Peaked Too Early had everything a 17-year-old girl could ever dream of. His sky-high confidence carried him smoothly through college, and no one was surprised when he landed a smart, sweet, beautiful girlfriend in his early 20s. But The Guy Who Peaked Too Early was just getting started. There was a field that needed to be played, and he broke up with his girlfriend when he was 24. Now it’s seven years later, his hair got bored and left, and his high school lacrosse glory isn’t part of the conversation that much these days. And he’s noticing that girls like his ex-girlfriend don’t seem to be all that into him anymore. Realizing this about five years after everyone else, he takes a deep sigh and cranks his standards down a few big notches.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:20pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
4) THE MISOGYNIST The Misogynist hates women, and women hate The Misogynist. The Misogynist doesn’t know a whole lot about the other gender, but he can tell you the exact number of them he’s slept with—214. He did quite well with girls back in his earlier days when many were in their attracted to assholes phase, but lately, only those with the lowest self-esteem seem to gravitate towards him. The Misogynist’s close cousin is The Perpetual Cheater. They’re different but they understand each other. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:17pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
3) THE GUY WHO HAS TO MARRY SOMEONE OF THE SAME ETHNICITY OR HIS PARENTS WILL NEVER SPEAK TO HIM AGAIN It’s hard enough finding someone to be your life partner, and this guy’s parents are really not making things any easier. He tried to rebel briefly, but after his last girlfriend was not allowed in his parents’ house, causing her to cry, he gave up on that. He’d also really appreciate it if his mother would stop setting him up on dates.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 9:10pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
2) THE NEW LEASE ON LIFE GUY As long as anyone can remember, The New Lease On Life Guy had been dating his longterm girlfriend. He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married. Now, after a long and difficult breakup, The New Lease On Life Guy has reemerged with a bang and is suddenly acting like he just got called down on The Price Is Right. He’s not really sure how to be single but he’s goddamn happy he is, and he’s sure as hell going out tonight. He’s also the arch-nemesis of The Resigned Fiance, who’s in an equally unhappy relationship but just kind of kept going with it, unable to resist the sweet, sweet inertia, and who most certainly does not want to hear about The New Lease On Life Guy’s latest exploits.
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Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 8:57pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
THE TOTAL PACKAGE The Total Package is smart—he went to a top college. The Total Package is an athlete, a musician, and an avid traveler. The Total Package is handsome—and you better believe he’s well-groomed. The Total Package has a hell of a career going, but don’t you for a second suggest that The Total Package would be a workaholic—The Total Package is a family man. There’s just one thing The Total Package seems to be having a hard time finding—a girl worthy of his greatness. Yes, the woman fit for The Total Package will be the ultimate icing on his cake of perfection. He imagines her often—gorgeous as they come, she turns heads; bursting with charm and charisma, she lights up every room she enters; she’s a brilliant rising star in her career and beloved by her many friends. And that’s just her public persona—at home, she’s fantastic in bed, a spectacular cook, loving, selfless, and devoted. Oh and she also speaks French, plays tennis, sings beautifully, reads voraciously and she’s a history buff. His Juliet. Unsurprisingly, The Total Package is single. He’s immersed in a fierce battle between his superhuman standards and his terror of being 40 and single—because 40 and single is not supposed to be part of The Total Package’s story. 1 Like
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Romance / 10 Types Of Single Guys by Zellie: 8:45pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
30-year-old guys are a curious bunch. Find me a group of 30-year-old men and I’ll pick out one overgrown frat dude living with roommates, another guy who just dropped his two kids off at school, a few who are well into their careers and a couple soul-searchers looking for work. Some will tell you that they’ve finally figured it all out and some more will say they feel hopeless for the first time in their lives. It’s a motley crew. But perhaps the motliest part of this crowd is the ever-growing group of 30-year-old single guys. If you want a case study in humanity, 30-year-old single guys have pretty much all the bases covered. Let’s examine some of the common types: |
Celebrities / Re: Migos Having Fun With Davido & Bred, Show Off Naira Notes (Pics, Video) by Zellie: 3:21pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
someone tell him to use them to wipe his arse next time he goes to the toilet. tissue paper currency. |
Romance / Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards, 2016(nomination Thread). by Zellie: 2:40pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
refiner:yes? |
Romance / Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards, 2016(nomination Thread). by Zellie: 2:29pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
▶Personality of the year SEUN ▶Sexiest - Male and Female Seun ▶Troll of The Year Seun ▶Best Thread Creator Seun ▶Thread of The Year Seun ▶Most Humble ; Male/Female Seun ▶Best Poster ; Male/Female Seun ▶Most Entertaining Poster - Male/ Female Seun ▶Most Active Poster - Seun ▶Most Admired ; Male/Female Seun ▶Best Newcomer ; Male/Female Seun ▶Most Controversial Seun ▶Moderator of the year Seun ▶Comment of the year (Make Sure you Post The Link to that Comment while nominating) ▶Best Oldie/Romance Section Legend Seun ▶Romance Section Hall Of Fame Seun.. Cc: Naijaboiy 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Zellie: 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
does anyone here read snell's by regions? how has your experience with it been like, a review will be appreciated. compare with other gross anatomy texts if possible. thanks! |
Romance / Re: Lady's Response To A Man Who Wooed Her by Zellie: 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
lol. she didn't know what to say. |
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Neat & Jessica by Zellie: 10:33pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Razakipaye:wrong bus stop |
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Neat & Jessica by Zellie: 10:32pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Neat. lol |
Business / Re: Was Black Friday Worth All The Hype? by Zellie: 8:42am On Nov 27, 2016 |
fücking scam Fake discounts . makes you think they're doing you a favor. 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIBEN Female Students & Their Luggage Outside Waiting For Hostel Allocation by Zellie: 12:11pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Uniben can be useless sometimes sha . |
Politics / Re: TY Danjuma Sick, Flown Out Of Nigeria by Zellie: 10:37am On Nov 26, 2016 |
I hope he dies there . 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Lagosians Overcrowd Shoprite Mall In Ikeja [black Friday Palava] by Zellie: 9:43am On Nov 26, 2016 |
these people are rip offs . Shoprite, Jumia, konga etc all of you are mad Black Friday my $$$. 1 Like |
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