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Jokes Etc / Re: Words by ziplipsss(f): 3:03pm On May 05, 2008 |
wetin be cant thou talk? you nkooo! dem cellotape ya lipsss?. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Words by ziplipsss(f): 12:29am On May 04, 2008 |
before nkor, na true naow ;d |
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by ziplipsss(f): 12:26am On May 04, 2008 |
CHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I DON FAINT ORAKU YOU GO KILL PERSON O/ CHINEEEKE. I LIKE THE LAST WAN. |
Jokes Etc / Re: An Indian's First Day In History Class. by ziplipsss(f): 12:04am On May 04, 2008 |
them don start. chatroom >: you guys just turned a beautiful thread to a chat rooM , HMMP ABEG! AM OUT |
Nairaland / General / Re: Offtopic! by ziplipsss(f): 11:54pm On May 03, 2008 |
abeg which kine dry topic be this? bia jenny and co log on to yahoo messanger chatrooms bikonu. |
Car Talk / Re: Motor Accidents You've Watched Or Experienced? by ziplipsss(f): 11:41pm On May 03, 2008 |
i was a jammbite way back still feeling cool. boarded a bus and the driver lost control of the bus on bridge. there was this oniresi (cooked rice peddler) sitting beside me wit a big cooler of hot rice on her lap. the bus somersaulted and there was silence for a while but what broke the silence was my shrilling screaming voice.'' ' OTUWATER! OTUWATER! OTUWATER! my gawwwwd the woman's cooler of hot rice had tumbled unto my laps. it was a third degree burn, as for the laps , i thank God today, i still wear hot pants. |
Romance / Re: A Married Man I'm In Love With Has Proposed To Me by ziplipsss(f): 10:21pm On May 02, 2008 |
THIEF HABA. MY ADVICE IS THAT YOU SHOULD JUST TELL THAT USELESS MARRIED MAN OFF, COS THEY ARE NOT WORTH THE STRESS AND ITS ONLY FOR A WHILE. HE WILL ONLY WASTE YOUR TIME. WELL YOU SEF BE THIEF TO DATE A MARRIED MAN. |
Romance / Re: Kissing And Farting ! Lol ( If Was Kissing And Your Kissing Partner Farts : ) by ziplipsss(f): 9:57pm On May 02, 2008 |
AM LAUGHING AND FARTING MYSELF. OOOPS SORRY. AND YOU NO HOW NIGERIA MESS CAN OOOOZE. EBA, FUFU, OFE NSALA, OFE ONUGBGU, GBEGIRI ATI EWEDU. TUWO, KULIKULI. ENJOY THE AROMA. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Sister-in-law Is Cheating by ziplipsss(f): 9:45pm On May 02, 2008 |
COME , FBI, CIA, MASSOD, SEARCH LIGHT. WETIN CONCINE YOU. IS IT YOUR TIN SHE IS USING TO CHEAT? ASK ZAKKY AZZEY WHAT HIS TORCHLIGHT HAS DONE? ADVICE YOUR BODAAA TO WORK HARDER. |
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Love 2 Guys Or Girls At The Same Time ?? by ziplipsss(f): 9:33pm On May 02, 2008 |
try and weigh the equation. love or infactuation or lust what do you enjoy when you are wit these people. money, sex or what? its impossible to love 2 people at the same time. there must be a reason why you are loving. solve the equation. |
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