Ikengawo:


i googled it and got a lot of tribalistic nonsense from this site that didn't help me find the answer you wanted me to find.

so why don't you just tell me.


what does Yoruba mean in



Yoruba?
Why does every yoruba city state have it's own king if they're a united entity? how many kings does the united entity of ancient England have? how many emperors does the united entity of ancient China have?


Igbo has no meaning in Igbo

I can tell you now that England means Land of the Anglos in it you see the english word 'land' and the identity of the NATION 'Anglo-Saxon'

so what does Yoruba mean in Yoruba?

FYI:england is also not also a united entity for so many years until the act o union in 1707
An avera Welsh knws he Is nt d same Scots and bla bla hence they had different leaders
Their tongues ain't d same at all jst like Ondo ain't d same with osun u grabbing? Buh dey are similar all d same according to dem hence (English Land):England.they had to join to appear and become a strong nation
So do d remaining arithmetic urself

mustymatic:

Unfortunately, this is what the Bible says too; Do Christians pray in the manner of Jesus? And he went a little further, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O
my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from
me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou
[wilt]. (Matthew 26:39) * Do Christians pray like
Jesus? The answer is no. The scripture above
seems to imply that Christians are blind
people who cannot discern the fact with their own
eyes dat Jesus prayed in physical manner. Other
significant examples: And when Abram was ninety
years old and nine, the Lord appeared to Abram,
and said unto him, I am the
Almighty God; walk before me and be thou
perfect. And
I will make my covenant between me and thee,
and will
multiply thee exceedingly. And Abram fell on his
face: and God talked with him , saying, As for Me,
behold, My covenant is with thee, and thou shalt
be a father of
many nations. (Genesis 17:1-4) Come, let us bow
down in worship , let us kneel before the LORD
our Maker; (Psalms 95:6) And all the angels
stood round about the throne, and
about the elders and the four beasts, and fell
before the throne on their faces, and worshipped
God , Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and
wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and
power, and might, be
unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.
(Revelations 7:11-12)
And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth
upon his face before the ark of the Lord until
eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust
upon their heads. And Joshua said, Alas, O Lord
God, wherefore hast Thou at all brought this
people over Jordan, to deliver us into
the hand of the Amorites, to destroy us? Would
to God
we had been content, and dwelt on the other side
of the
Jordan! (Joshua 7:6-7) And Moses and Aaron
went from the presence of the assembly unto the
door of the tabernacle of the
congregation, and they fell upon their faces: and
the glory of the Lord appeared unto them.

Tell dem!
As for u Mr "Truthman"

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"
Special Ps to u: Does d link say anytin abt sand coming in contact wt d "Private part"? No!
Dnt b blinded by sentiment
U guyz av skeletons in ur cupboards tryin to cover up by blaming odas
Starting frm d rank of catholicism down to d very list of churches
Terrible things u all are afraid of hearing

SHARIAREPORTERS:
D truth is dat, muhamMAD was a mad man in his lifetime.
Imagine, asking women to wash their pvnny wif sand.
I want to google to see if aishat(dbuh) washed her pvnny wif sand
Smh

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"
Special Ps to u: Does d link say anytin abt sand coming in contact wt d "Private part"? No!
Dnt b blinded by sentiment
U guyz av skeletons in ur cupboards tryin to cover up by blaming odas
Starting frm d rank of catholicism down to d very list of churches
Terrible things u all are afraid of hearing

truthman2012:


So, you couldn't see in the link the fact that muslims use sand where there is no water. It means am qualified to be your teacher in islam. I knew it already that muslims are required to use sand before I got the link in my search. You are limited to only what your imam tells you, even if it is a lie. Grow up!

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"
Special Ps to u: Does d link say anytin abt sand coming in contact wt d "Private part"? No!
Dnt b blinded by sentiment
U guyz av skeletons in ur cupboards tryin to cover up by blaming odas
Starting frm d rank of catholicism down to d very list of churches
Terrible things u all are afraid of hearing

truthman2012:


Are you ignorant or lying?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayammum

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"
Special Ps:To u does u so called link mention sand coming in contact wt private part? No!
Dnt b blinded by sentiments

true2god:
You have since refused to answer his question. I have seem many muslim men 'washing' their private parts with sands where there is no water, especially fulanis and hausas. These are conservative muslim groups in Nigeria who follow the quran, the hadith and the sunna of mohammed.

Do women also use sand to clean their private parts in the absense of water? This question is very straight-forward.

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"

truthman2012:


Can't you see the way muslims abuse and insult people?

Can't you see the way muslims kill and rape under-age girls worldwide? Where are the Chibok girls.

Which prophet is like Muhammad in sex matters? Can't you find the height of immorality in him, the man you call a prophet?

Are you people not washing the outer part when the inside is full of wickedness and immoralities?

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"

truthman2012:
And the Lord said unto him,
Now do ye Pharisees make
clean the outside of the cup
and the platter; but your
inward part is full of ravening
and wickedness (Luke 11:39).

Ablution: The muslims wash their various outer parts of the body when the inside is full of immoralities and wickedness. The washing doesn't remove the sinful nature in them: they can lie and commit all sorts immoralities.

I learnt that when on travel where there is no water, they can use sand to wash their private part after urinating. Do women too put sand in their private part? Look at islamic neatness!

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"

There is no where in the Qur'an or hadith that states dat any of d two gender shud clean "Private parts with sand
If u truly have brain and ur religion preaches d truth,try to say it once instead of Cookin up lies just to back up fabrications
In ur inner most hatred filled heart for islam(Islamophobia) u knw deris no such tin
And for d bible stuff we muslims follow d scripture's teachings more da u so called "Christ believers"
D situation of sand appears to ablution only
And it is only applicable when
You work 40 houses at front,40 b ur sides,40 at d bck and none of the household has water(wc is rare,dat is,u must have bn on a stranded island or desert)...criteria has bn left to aw desperate d situation of d ablution myt b bfor resorting to sand and d sand shudnt evn b left on palm bfor application as u dust most of it off bfor application it is called tayammum,and tayammum is a form of ablution(Dry form) performed bfor entering entering of worship, a knowledgeable person knws dz nt jst tink conspiracy theorists who are happy to assume only bad sides of phenomenon,Know bfor u assume coz when u assume and u think "it is"u swim in an ocean of ignorance...and for d washing of private part after urinating and unavailability of water...u wl only need not pray with that cloth, until you've gotten to wear water is and has taken a bath
As Cleaniless Is next to Godliness
And if u really quoted dat in ur bible, do u guys follow all its teachings or jst select d ones u fl is less "ridiculous" as u put of most islamic teachings? Ans dat too,You point faults at oda religions on every aspect of der way,when u guys also do d same and worse while d media covers it up
There are tons of teachings in ur book u guyz take ur lifetimes to deny,it is der in ur book,i didn't ryt it der,der looking at u in d face, but inferiority complex and insecurity makes u point fingers
U try so hard in modifying instructions by keeping d bible in version
#Smh,Mend ur faults bfor u judge odas
#ThrowStones only when you urself is "All saint"

I just hate unnecessary noise sha

Ok
The name is "Christ's Mass"= Christmas
In catholic sense "mass" is related to burial/death
Question is ,wat is bn celeberated? Wt dat kinda name gvin to d celebration
His death or Birth

#justMahTot

Me:Kilon sor!
My Course mates :O nsor werey!

#yawnz
On peh

Who else came here to read pointless Sentimental comments?
It's obvious most pple here doesn't evn get the message of d post
Any other person dat is politically alive here pls?

nextprince:


Bro, I served in the East and I will tell u that many SS students can't speak English either.
Meanwhile, don't mistake pidgin for English. Pidgin is predominantly spoken in the East and as far as I'm concerned, it is vernacular just the way Hausa language is.

Bro u garrit! Enugu,Ebonyi to be precise
Imagine sch settin 10 obj as exam and yet all of dem wl stl av Zero!
U wl see students wearing Dunlop to school(sebi , ones in dz pix are wt socks sef), students taking excuse to go sell vegetables on der parent's farm during sch hr, or permission to go go pick der child
U start pointing fingers...most eastern states wl rada sell der child in exchange for Education in Lagos/Ogun/Ibadan in some wicked aunt's place dat uses dem as ouz maid rada Dan let dem sch at east, buh pple lik dz jonz dersevs and b lik lagos is no man's land(its located in the west nt east and traditional rulers are Oba nt igwe(dats evn if ders anytin like igwe in d eastern political history) so check ur region well bfor pointing fingers
But naturally, anoda man's culture or language shud nt be used to judge odas intelligence! Funny! Dey are "olodo" bcuz dey can't speak a continent's language nor act like dem , wc der ways is clearly miles apart frm us
Smh, aw wl africa, nigeria to be precise move, wen d mentality we hold is stl of domination

Bro (Nextprince) u garrit! Enugu,Ebonyi to be precise
Imagine sch settin 10 obj as exam ques and yet all of dem wl stl av Zero!
Schools whr students takes excuse to go sell der vegetables in d farm, or goes out anyhw to go pick der child, worst wears Dunlop to school
U start pointing fingers...most eastern states wl rada sell der child in exchange for Education in Lagos/Ogun/ibadan in some wicked aunt's place dat uses dem as ouz maid rada Dan let dem sch at east, buh pple lik dz jonz dersevs and b lik lagos is no man's land(its located in the west nt east and traditional rulers are Oba nt igwe(dats evn if ders anytin like igwe in d eastern political history) so check ur region well bfor pointing fingers
But naturally, anoda man's culture or language shud nt be used to judge odas intelligence! Funny! Dey are "olodo" bcuz dey can't speak a continent's language nor act like dem , wc der ways is clearly miles apart frm us
Smh, aw wl africa, nigeria to be precise move, wen d mentality we hold is stl of domination

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Are u sure it's a good news?
Even the nigerian police hav nt learned d basics of handling d "arm"
Nw dey gave anoda unstable body d "go" to handle wat dey clearly won't know how to handle hereby putting d citizens in a double barrel danger
We are stl lamenting on Hw police makes grave mistakes wt der arm...nw d FRSC? Wc most of der personnel clearly av anger problem
In fact! wats d use of d constitution if we dnt follow it, we were tot dat d law of d land only let d army legitimately hold d "arm" and police (only on rare occasions) coz dey are meant to retain peace and quiet friends of d citizens...nw FRSC? Small tym na dem go dey compare dersev wt America, a state of 240 yrs..(is dz aw dey handle der own road safety?) giving arms to someone dat is suppose to retain safety? And wat wud dey b doing wt d arm? Threatening? And mistakenly shooting an innocent citizen? C most of dem are nt evn duly trained for d job, let aside knwing aw to take control
Nigerians shud watch out for more unnecessary killings frm dz guys

ndudichukwumah:
Dis is d cream

How much can someone get qei with almond oil pls

Using qei with almond oil den qei with Shea Butter after 3 month...doesn't get u sun burned or change ur skin does it?

Eleniyan15:
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2.You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

3.Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people(rep southpaw)

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5.You recall memories better with your eyes closed.

6.Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

7. Receiving a text message which says, “”can I ask you a question” is known to scare 99% of people!

8. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

9. The expiration date on water bottles is for the bottle, not the water.

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11. Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

12.88% of New Year’s resolutions fail.
13. 80% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it’s best to simply tell her the truth.

14. Honey is the only food that included all the substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, minerals, water and vitamins.

Woh! Dah Number 8 ehn...Na sufferness oo...Eye go Over pepper u sef...tried it..Na Ebu

Why/what does he need to be adviced abt dat? At least he knws wat he wants..wants to marry a Nigerian den go marry one

Audray:
What are you even saying?Do you even live in Nigeria.Do even watch the news? Did u even think before you typed this thing? How old are you even?

All dz wans are Questionnaire an useless...d Igbos sha av rep in d house...y are dey nt sidin sidin motion? Dat aside...Cameroon wanted to go, dey left wt out so much long fuss, y is dz wan takin so long? Wats my biz wt "dnt u listen to news" if u pple are talkin abt d legal procedure f secession...Nigeria does many tinz dat lacks d law...am nt sur we even knw d rate of pple entering here everyday , dey are claiming to be peaceful protest dey wl soon turn it to terrorism nw, if nt wats d use of dem burning d Nigerian flag on Oct 1?,dey beta go if dey want to

Instead of complaining, u can simply secede quickly coz it's getting too long for it to happen sef..den on amongst u shud create "Bialand"...dz platform says "Nairaland" Naira as it is..is knwn wt patriotic Nigerians and seens u nt willing to b part of Nigeria
#MyPointIs Nt trying to tribalistic, but if dey fl d need to go y attach ursef to anytin attaching itself to d country u wanna leave? Think! ,if u fl like making ur "Secession course" known create a platform solely for it...Nairaland ain't Bialand#

This one is just looking for attention in a cheap way...wats ur point oo, d girl dey twerk for am? Abi is he grabbing smtin more Dan her hand? So what is he digging?For all I can see d space btwn dem can take a sumo wrestler sef ...sm pple go jst dey gv captions wey no make sense to pix

d33types:


Cheers, miss conspiracy theorist, enjoy your new found job

Oya puleazee! Leave me alone....rmuv teeth for my bodi biko,bn quoting me lik am ur life jacket,gat no oda biznez?
U dnt av ur own personal opinion? Mayb it's nt strong enoff dats y u had be a leech

d33types:

Btw the government claimed the first escapees were taken to the US . Will it not be out of point if this pix showed a shanty or ghetto..

Just throw your brain away miss.

#yawnz find anoda place to display ur frustration "throw away brain" so lame!
I was on my own gentle sef wen u came wt ur noise...stupid pple wnt mind der jobless life

d33types:


I'm not a Buhari or APC supporter .I even think the chibok ish might be a scam but you should be brainless to have quoted me without a good counterclaim..
Get a life silly..
I've never seen anyone who carries stupidity with such pride like a badge of honour. Smh

"I even think the chibok ish migbt be a scam"....see!? Wat d stupid are u nw saying tink dz is a sec.sch debate?U just a dumb lonely bored stupid dat jst wants to be noticed

d33types:

The first set of rescued chibok girls are all schooling in the US. That sitting room is in the US. I am ashamed of you

Ode oshi....dummies feed on wat dey are told and nt wat dey find....foolish fool..."d first set rescued" if he listened to news he would knw dat media claimed dat dey "escaped" nw did dey also claim d first was rescued by dem? Too bad....am ashamed of ur blank unthinking brain

d33types:

The first set of rescued chibok girls are all schooling in the US. That sitting room is in the US. I am ashamed of you

Be ashamed of ur life and brain...u are nothing to me....so u dnt av rzin to be proud of me In d first place....#shittyAttentionSeekler

Qmerit:


story for the gods.

Bitter truth for the ordained dummies

buffalowings:


Oga o

Where can I get free ticket?

To watch d new season abi?
Just tune in to ur news station and wait for d minister of info (Lying Muhammed)