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Nairaland / General / Re: One-Legged Man Carries Cement With Teeth (Pictures) by zukko(m): 5:51pm On Dec 22, 2016
if thi kind person bite u ba undecided
Crime / Re: Eiye Cultist Stoned To Death In Benin, Another Shot In The Stomach (Photos) by zukko(m): 9:49am On Aug 27, 2016
Livefreeordieha:
i schooled in edo state and never heard of movement cult or stagnant cult..huh
nbm* of
africa aka axemen

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Celebrities / Re: Late Bukky Ajayi For Burial Today by zukko(m): 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2016
Eyyya...RIP to her
still remember the role she played in diamond ring

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Crime / Re: Two Killed In Bonny As Cult Groups Clash In Rivers State by zukko(m): 12:37pm On Jun 18, 2016
wen d vuture cries..dey will b blood on d high sea and every shaking tree will anchor#kontinu

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Sports / Re: Yobo Testimonial Match : Osita Iheme (paw Paw) Scores - Video by zukko(m): 8:38pm On May 27, 2016
I enjoyed jay jay performance...dt guy is really a genius jare

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Celebrities / Re: Davido & Bred At Coco Adeleke's Wedding by zukko(m): 10:04pm On May 12, 2016
According to Davido, he gave Bred all the push he needed but he refused to blow.

did he try giving him bomb?
Sports / Re: Sesugh Uhaa, Nigerian WWE Wrestler Makes A Debut by zukko(m): 2:25pm On May 08, 2016
sinaj:
Hmm nice one smiley


Naijarians going places cool
nice dp kiss
sinaj:
Hmm nice one smiley


Naijarians going places cool
nice dp
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Kills His Mother In Benue (photo) by zukko(m): 8:03am On May 04, 2016
undecidedu want to use your mother's blood to make money....who are you making the money for....? undecidedu want to use your mother's blood to make money....who are you making the money for....?
Celebrities / Re: Pepsi Speaks On The State Of Tiwa Savage's Endorsement With Them. Read Below. by zukko(m): 8:55pm On May 02, 2016
ladyF:
Coke all the way!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
no b only coke..na drygin

Jokes Etc / Please Is This Man Normal?...#lol by zukko(m): 7:34pm On May 02, 2016
cheesy

Events / Re: Funeral Vs Wedding: Which Is More Expensive?? by zukko(m): 8:05pm On Apr 03, 2016
scobaba:
Its in your hands.

I buried my mum with 2m in total expense. My wedding took 5m.

My colleague spent 10m in his wedding but buried his dad with 17m.
So its in your hands.
people dy lie sha
Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Herbalist In Nsukka, Enugu (photo) by zukko(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
menix:
I doubt if they wanted to kill him...

Ask enugu Boiz how Egede boiz killed an Odieshi trouble maker last december, he was totally crushed with his car after bullet no gree enter him body..

The person that sent them knew he was a strong man but only wanted to send warning to him to steer clear his path..
u dy mind am
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Inec Declares Results by zukko(m): 7:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
8kingz:
Why won't PDP win after they've nearly killed all the APC...that was there plan all along,create fear in the heart of the people so that they will not come out and vote then manufacture numbers,just when are we going to get it right if we are ever going to get it right
what are you saying?

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Romance / Re: The first 5 things guys look at withing the first 50 secs. Of Meeting a lady by zukko(m): 11:59am On Mar 19, 2016
Cutehector:
The op must be a serious pervert. Nw here is my list


1. Ur shoes. I measure a girl's worth by her footwear, and not just that, her toe nails. Some of them are so unhygenic they dnt even do pedicure, mchew! Dirty things


2. Their fingers. Same thing I was sayin in number one.. please try and do some manicure eh

3. Ur hair. OK. I just dnt like all those wigs dey put on.. hate artificial.

4. Teeth. Some of dem still have brown teeth. cheesy

5. Chest

6. Ass


7. Legs.

seconded.....her face and legs first
Celebrities / Re: Fan Mocks Paul, Peter Okoye Responds by zukko(m): 10:16pm On Mar 16, 2016
...I feel like slapping this peter sef....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers In Kaduna Troop Out In Search Of Job Vacancies (Photos) by zukko(m): 6:09pm On Feb 03, 2016
bishopoliver:
Can I have the number of the lady in jeans skirt in the 1st pixture? grin
please if na job u wan give am....am intrested abeg
Politics / Re: President Buhari Hails Jonathan As He Addressed The European Union Parliament by zukko(m): 6:06pm On Feb 03, 2016
HungerBAD:
Mr President.

I beg to disagree with you. Goodluck Jonathan did not do anything special, he got his behind whopped by the Nigerian Electorate, tired of him and his thieving Cabal, and he respectfully did the RIGHT thing by handing over to the Winner.

Nigeria is still a Democratic Country, and there is nothing special if a "LOSER" passes on the BATON of Power to the "WINNER".
..your opinion is not needed here bro

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Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by zukko(m): 11:29pm On Jan 27, 2016
Romance / Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by zukko(m): 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2016
Snowangel4:
Harsh
harsh ke?.....serves her right
Celebrities / Re: Bimbo Akintola Flawless With No Makeup by zukko(m): 5:41pm On Jan 18, 2016
Anthony4578:
Her fingers look 77
lwkmd...I think say na only me see am
Celebrities / Re: Exactly 1year Muna Obiekwe Died by zukko(m): 4:45pm On Jan 18, 2016
how time flies mehnnnnn
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel And A Dead Accident Victim Yesterday (Photos) by zukko(m): 7:57am On Jan 18, 2016
viviangist:
The Story was narrated from 2 ends , just read below.
First Story:

As a proof to his assertion that the life of every Citizen is valuable to his administration, Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr Udom Emmanuel, halted his Convoy along Uyo - Nung Udoe Expressway to attain to an Accident Victim with the Government House Medical Team. Good Leader!



Second Story:

Uyo resident blast Udom over fake PR stunt

...Berate Udom for taking photographs beside dead mad man's corpse posing as helping an accident victim

...Victim was a naked mad man who died - Nung Udoe residence

...Gov's non adherence to advise embarrassing, disgusting - Aide

Embattled outgoing Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Udom Emmanuel on Sunday incurred the wrath of Nnug Udoe residence when he stopped his convoy on the expressway to take pictures with the corpse of a naked dead man who died on Saturday after being knocked down by a vehicle on Saturday and ordered his press crew to post same to the media as if he was attending to a helpless accident victim who was in desperate need of urgent medical attention.

The Governor was alleged to be driving along the Uyo - Nnug Udoe expressway when suddenly his first two vehicle on the convoy narrowly missed running over the dead body of a mad man on the highway who died on Saturday. The convoy suddenly stopped on the orders of Udom upon seeing the dead corpse. He then directed his medical team to attend to the corpse and create the false impression that he is a kind, compassionate leader who is sympathetic to the plight of the victim. His request did not go down well with officials of the Government House Clinic who were on the entourage but due to the pressure from the Governor, a medical doctor and a nurse whose names could not be ascertained were seen wearing gloves and torching the corpse while the Governor ordered his media team who were watching in shock and disbelief from their Government House Press Bus some meters away to hurriedly come down from the vehicle and take pictures of him with the mad man's corpse. The pictures were later posted but the Akwa Ibom Government House Press Corps with a narrative that the Governor who values the life of every citizen stopped by to attend to an accident victim.

A residence of the area who refused to give his name berated the Governor over the incidence saying there are more civilized ways he should portray himself to the people, rather than on actions that brings shame and dishonour to the office and Akwa Ibom people.

He submitted that it would have been more honourable and pardonable if the Governor had stopped to order that the dead man's corpse be removed from the highway by the Ministry of Environment and properly buried since the decomposing body posed a serious health risk to both road users and residence of the area rather than take silly photographs with the corpse and order his media team to post same as if he was assisting an accident victim, wondering what exactly he wants to achieve with such dirty and false propaganda.

But an aide of the Governor who spoke on condition of anonymity debunked the claim that the many gaffes of the Governor is as a result of lack of professional advice from his aides. The aide who hails from Eket senatorial district with the Governor insists that all aides as well as security officials of the Governor are doing their best in offering advice that ordinarily would have saved the administration from the many embarrassing situation it finds itself but regretted that the Governor listens to no one anymore.

He lamented that though he (Udom) was previously disposed to advice from those around him, the situation got worse since December 18,2015 when his election was nullified by the Court of Appeal. Efforts to speak with the Chief Pressure Secretary to the Governor on the matter was unsuccessful. The Media Aide to the Governor on Local Media, Mr. Uko Umoh also declined to speak when asked to comment on the matter, saying he will not comment on it as he was not with the Governor's convoy as at the time of the incidence.

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/see-what-gov-udom-emmanuel-did-when-he-saw-a-dead-accident-victim-yesterday-pictured

Cc; lalasticlala
undecided
viviangist:
The Story was narrated from 2 ends , just read below.
First Story:

As a proof to his assertion that the life of every Citizen is valuable to his administration, Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr Udom Emmanuel, halted his Convoy along Uyo - Nung Udoe Expressway to attain to an Accident Victim with the Government House Medical Team. Good Leader!



Second Story:

Uyo resident blast Udom over fake PR stunt

...Berate Udom for taking photographs beside dead mad man's corpse posing as helping an accident victim

...Victim was a naked mad man who died - Nung Udoe residence

...Gov's non adherence to advise embarrassing, disgusting - Aide

Embattled outgoing Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Udom Emmanuel on Sunday incurred the wrath of Nnug Udoe residence when he stopped his convoy on the expressway to take pictures with the corpse of a naked dead man who died on Saturday after being knocked down by a vehicle on Saturday and ordered his press crew to post same to the media as if he was attending to a helpless accident victim who was in desperate need of urgent medical attention.

The Governor was alleged to be driving along the Uyo - Nnug Udoe expressway when suddenly his first two vehicle on the convoy narrowly missed running over the dead body of a mad man on the highway who died on Saturday. The convoy suddenly stopped on the orders of Udom upon seeing the dead corpse. He then directed his medical team to attend to the corpse and create the false impression that he is a kind, compassionate leader who is sympathetic to the plight of the victim. His request did not go down well with officials of the Government House Clinic who were on the entourage but due to the pressure from the Governor, a medical doctor and a nurse whose names could not be ascertained were seen wearing gloves and torching the corpse while the Governor ordered his media team who were watching in shock and disbelief from their Government House Press Bus some meters away to hurriedly come down from the vehicle and take pictures of him with the mad man's corpse. The pictures were later posted but the Akwa Ibom Government House Press Corps with a narrative that the Governor who values the life of every citizen stopped by to attend to an accident victim.

A residence of the area who refused to give his name berated the Governor over the incidence saying there are more civilized ways he should portray himself to the people, rather than on actions that brings shame and dishonour to the office and Akwa Ibom people.

He submitted that it would have been more honourable and pardonable if the Governor had stopped to order that the dead man's corpse be removed from the highway by the Ministry of Environment and properly buried since the decomposing body posed a serious health risk to both road users and residence of the area rather than take silly photographs with the corpse and order his media team to post same as if he was assisting an accident victim, wondering what exactly he wants to achieve with such dirty and false propaganda.

But an aide of the Governor who spoke on condition of anonymity debunked the claim that the many gaffes of the Governor is as a result of lack of professional advice from his aides. The aide who hails from Eket senatorial district with the Governor insists that all aides as well as security officials of the Governor are doing their best in offering advice that ordinarily would have saved the administration from the many embarrassing situation it finds itself but regretted that the Governor listens to no one anymore.

He lamented that though he (Udom) was previously disposed to advice from those around him, the situation got worse since December 18,2015 when his election was nullified by the Court of Appeal. Efforts to speak with the Chief Pressure Secretary to the Governor on the matter was unsuccessful. The Media Aide to the Governor on Local Media, Mr. Uko Umoh also declined to speak when asked to comment on the matter, saying he will not comment on it as he was not with the Governor's convoy as at the time of the incidence.

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/see-what-gov-udom-emmanuel-did-when-he-saw-a-dead-accident-victim-yesterday-pictured

Cc; lalasticlala
na today?.....wetin we never see
Family / Re: Why I Don't Want My Brother To Get Married To Her by zukko(m): 9:27pm On Jan 17, 2016
SSpeter:
I know this might not be totally right but at least it will make me feel great. Egbon wants to get married in march and automatically I will become the best Man. But I don't want him to get married to her. It is not because of her but the dad.

It all started back in 1998 my dad was having a court case with our supposed in-law over our house. The house was sold to my dad by the late late brother of our supposed in-law. That was even before my dad got married. We have lived in that house for more than 10yrs. My siblings and I were born there. After the death of the brother in 1998 he dragged my dad to court saying his brother was only a benefactor and does not have the legal right to sell the building and their late father made him the executor of His properties according to the late father's will. My parents were partners in business and their office was located at the ground floor of the building where we lived. Their goods were also stored there (plumbing equipment).

Prior to joining the plumbing business, my dad was into commercial inter-state transport services after suffering heavy losses he auctioned what was left and joined my mum in the plumbing business. A year later he was in court with our supposed in-law. The legal battle started in December. Egbon travelled with an aunt of mine who had won a visa lottery the previous year. My sisters were older than the guys. they were already in boarding school. I was the king of the house. My dad suffered many embarrassment at the hands of our supposed in-law. He dragged the case for some years money meant for business ended up in legal battles. My dad had to borrow to pay suppliers. He couldn't not order for new materials anymore and the business eventually collapsed. Extended families gave their support until 2003 when a lagos high court handed our supposed in-law victory undecided

My dad wanted to appeal the judgement but his lawyer told him to get an apartment with whatever he has left. Although my parents thought they hid everything from us. Perhaps my sisters didn't notice because they were not always home but I saw my mum cry severally. I saw the fears in my dad eyes. I listened to their whispering at night I knew we were doomed. Our supposed In-law sold the house to a bank. The bank gave two weeks to evacuate. But before the notice expired they brought sledge hammer and started destroying the building with our properties in it. My dad tried to protest but he was beaten and arrested. For the first time I saw our "Supposed In-law" that day ordering the boys to destroy everything. My dad was later released days after. I went to live with my cousins. My sisters also went to live with my other cousins.

In 2006 I wrote a mail to Egbon I narrated all that happened to him and he vowed he was going to ensure that they payed for it dearly. Few years later, I got admission into the university my parents embraced christ; But I still feel bitter. How time flies, my sisters are both married and it's just me preparing for the life of a bachelor; Until recently my brother told me his plans of getting married, I noticed it because he has visited us more than usual last year and had extensive discussions with my parents. But whenever He came back He still promised my dad that he will never forget all that happened. My dad told him that was in the past but I know what my brother was capable of doing as regards family.

He brought his supposed girl friend (I believe that is all she will ever be) to the house last christmas everyone welcomed her but immediately I set my eyes on her, she looked like the man that was giving orders to tear down our house. I asked her for her surname, when she said ****US, I knew she was the daughter of our long time enemy. When they left, my mum and dad begged me that I shouldn't say anything. That they have forgiven him. She invited my parents and I during the new year but I declined. I have also told my brother I can't be his best man. He thought am joking cos it was via mail. My brother had assured me severally whenever I told him what became of us after then that incident and he told me "I will give up anything to deal with the Man that messed with my family". I guess I will have to tell him the whole truth. But my parents keep calling me every single day to beg. "Saying I should not bring him misery. That they were happy he decided to bring home a cool headed lady".....But I just can't let it go. Unless my brother and I will decide not to be brothers anymore because I will never go to his house if he marries her. I will never associate myself with him or anything that has to do with him.

I have finished typing the truth I want to send the mail to him...I don't know why I am hesitating (I guess my parents will forgive me sooner or later) but he has to know the truth!!!!....i can't dine with my enemy!.....I don't want to see her dad face again....never...I hope am doing the right thing....i think I am.....perhaps I am...


kul..let her father feel the pain that his daughter did not get marride to her dream man because of his selfishness and wickedness

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Culture / Re: Adeyeye Ogunwusi Visits Alaafin Of Oyo by zukko(m): 7:30pm On Jan 17, 2016
tongue
ladyF:
Hmmm...the meeting of kings.

[size=15pt]LadyF[/size] is here yet again. grin grin grin
tongue
ladyF:
Hmmm...the meeting of kings.

[size=15pt]LadyF[/size] is here yet again. grin grin grin
yeye girl
Education / Re: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by zukko(m): 7:10pm On Jan 17, 2016
Valeree:
my first room mate was such a daddy's girl and very rude too.
she brags and lies a lot and likes to tell people that I am squatting with her but never lets them know we each paid half of the rent, because she found the house first (a self con) she never likes to cook or clean and any time she hears me say stuff like "I'm going to my house, or "come to my house" my address is... she will rudely interrupt to tell the person that I'm just a squatter. that she's squatting me. she does that even in front of boys.
once we had a quarrel she started shouting at me saying that I have bitten the fingers that fed me and clothed me... it really annoyed me because I always made sure I bring food to that house and I never wear her clothes, they never fit cos She's bigger than me. but she always squeezes herself in mine and spoils all my nice clothes.
plus her father always comes unannounced to snoop on us to be sure we don't have boys in our room, and be telling me stuffs that if he ever find boys in our room that he will call my parents to tell them or he will ask the daughter to stop leaving with me. the funny thing was that from then on, anytime he visits he will find only me in the hostel even at odd hours.. at a time I stopped greeting him.
both the man and his daughter are not normal...I can't take that sh!!t from anybody......
you tried sha

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Religion / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by zukko(m): 4:45pm On Jan 17, 2016
Freemanan:
10. Pastors
Walai, these guys cant make heaven. They lie and eat all the offerings of their members. Some will even call for 1000days of night vigil, when they know how fake their ministry is oh. And also, those ones who disturb me every Sunday when am sleeping with their mighty speakers --- NO HEAVEN.
its obvious that you are a muslim..
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Pictured In A Hospital. Undergoes Full Body Scan to check his health by zukko(m): 7:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
dollyjoy:
cheesycheesycheesycheesy
tatoo make people sick?shocked who teach you this one?
u never sabi tatoo be that
Celebrities / Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by zukko(m): 6:12pm On Jan 15, 2016
no..you look like wizadult
Religion / Re: ‘Face To Face With Lucifer’: TB Joshua's Meeting With Lucifer Goes Viral by zukko(m): 6:08pm On Jan 15, 2016
lucifer ke?

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