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 Family / Re: Affordable 3D Wallpaper @3000 per roll by zungum: 9:04am On Aug 22, 2018 |
Morning!!!! can i have your Instagram page  |
| Travel Ads / Re: Flight Fare by zungum: 8:41am On Aug 01, 2017 |
I need price tags for a return ticket to dubai either by lagos or anywhere,,,, September 6-20(2weeks) |
| Agriculture / Re: Optimum Quality Crayfish, Best Prices by zungum: 7:12pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
do you sell in paint bucket? |
| Politics / Re: Senate Committee Suspends Petition Against Amaechi by zungum: 5:54pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
NgeneUkwenu:
Nyesom Wike The Comedian:
Having failed to sway the mind of President Buhari (through hate documentaries) to stop him from nominating Amaechi...
Having failed to rally a protest from Rivers people to stop Amaechi, as the Good people of Rivers state vehemently rejected his hate moves against his fellow Rivers Man..
Whereas, Wike has also failed to Use Rivers Senators to stop the confirmation of Rotimi Amaechi:
Whereas, Wike has failed to use the Senate Rule to Stop Amaechi..
Whereas, Wike has failed woefully to use a doctored inquisition report called Judicial inquiry report to Stop Amaechi...
Nyesom Wike the alleged Murderer of his people, now plays his last card by assembling hungry, faceless and nameless youth and tagged them Northern Youth, to whip up sentiment and see if his futile project will get a lift!
Wike, you will commit Suicide by next week, When Rotimi Amaechi Shall Be Sworn In As The Honourable Minister Of Defence, Federal Republic Of Nigeria. Amaechi.... d untouchable |
| Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Condoms And Sex Enhancing Drugs Found In Raided Camp by zungum: 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
FowlYansh:
And he values wearing pampers and taking selfie with cows more important than the security of the nation. your father |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by zungum: 4:16pm On May 02, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:
[b]Ofego: pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: my son, wat did u do? just confess wat u did exactly.God Almighty will forgive you.
Ofego: (sobbing), pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.
Pastor: can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them so that we can also prayfor them.
Ofego: aaaaah pastor I can't, I am ashamed.
Pastor: okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you ve slept with comes out, just say 'PAU'. The number of times u say 'PAU' will indicate d number of times you slept with that particular person.... And so they went to the church entrance.
*Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks*
Ofego: pau pau
pastor:the Lord forgive you my brother
*decon's wife passes carrying her bible*
Ofego: pau
pastor: may the Lord forgive you.
*a choir member passes singing*
Ofego: pau pau pau
pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
* Lo and behold, pastor's wife passes by and Ofego goes off like a machine gun*
Ofego: pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pra papa pau
pastor: yeeeeeepaaaaa!!!  na Sango go kill you!  God punish your father! God will never forgive you. [/b]  FriedPlantain:
[b]Ofego: pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: my son, wat did u do? just confess wat u did exactly.God Almighty will forgive you.
Ofego: (sobbing), pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.
Pastor: can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them so that we can also prayfor them.
Ofego: aaaaah pastor I can't, I am ashamed.
Pastor: okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you ve slept with comes out, just say 'PAU'. The number of times u say 'PAU' will indicate d number of times you slept with that particular person.... And so they went to the church entrance.
*Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks*
Ofego: pau pau
pastor:the Lord forgive you my brother
*decon's wife passes carrying her bible*
Ofego: pau
pastor: may the Lord forgive you.
*a choir member passes singing*
Ofego: pau pau pau
pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
* Lo and behold, pastor's wife passes by and Ofego goes off like a machine gun*
Ofego: pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau pau paupau pau pau pra papa pau
pastor: yeeeeeepaaaaa!!! na Sango go kill you! God punish your father! God will never forgive you. [/b] |
| Crime / Re: Okada Riders Raze Students Hostel In Gwagwalada by zungum: 8:04am On Apr 29, 2015 |
ginawest:
because of change,u burn a hostel?...nawaho dts wht d narrator said...bt i really doubt if its a change matter  |
| Politics / Re: Darius Ishiaku Wins Taraba Governorship Election by zungum: 3:07pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
mike404:
PROPHET BUHARI PBUH NEVER SUPPORTED HER POLITICAL AMBITION...WOMEN IN GENERAL ARE NOTHING BUT A SEX OBJECT ACCORDING TO AL QURAN
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME MA  fool 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Darius Ishiaku Wins Taraba Governorship Election by zungum: 3:06pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
bt surely it was a tough 1 4 PDP.....anyway congrates 2 d winner |
| Politics / Re: PDP Candidate Ishaku, Winner Of Taraba Election - Saharareporters by zungum: 9:14am On Apr 26, 2015 |
soo sad  soo sad |
| Education / Re: Pressid 2015/2016 List Of Successful Candidates by zungum: 9:08am On Apr 24, 2015 |
none frm north-east |
