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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Final Year Female Student Dies In Her Sleep In Benin (Photo) by zyphr(m): 5:13pm On May 01, 2023
And just like that she will never be seen again forever. Chai!!! The meaninglessness of life.
Romance / Re: My Elder Brother Has Married His 3rd Wife. SEE WEDDING PHOTOS. by zyphr(m): 7:10pm On Apr 23, 2023
No congratulations! Your brother is a selfish fella just like several other men that knowingly marry multiple wives or birth more children than they can adequately cater for.
Birthing children into poor and disadvantaged life.

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Phones / Re: ` by zyphr(m): 10:34am On Apr 23, 2023
I swear if my younger one buys a phone with this specs for 19k, I'll flog multidimensional stupidity out of him or her. Like WTF? Not even brand new sef. 3g phone with 8gig rom plus 2500mah ba3 plus the shitty camera.

These are the types of phone that you should spread on ground in oshodi or ojota and be ringing a bell to invite buyers while shouting "five-five thousand naira phones here, 2 for 9,000".
Romance / Re: Is 5.1 Inches A Good Size For Man by zyphr(m): 11:53am On Apr 16, 2023
Rokiat:
Well for some women maybe not me. I need a man to be endowed.


My advice before you show it to any woman make sure she’s in love first because when a woman is in love she will overlook many things.

Not necessarily in love. For his size, there are alot of women that will be okay with it. I have come to understand that most petite women are not deep and 5 inch will be very okay provided it has some bit of thickness.

If he goes chasing women with your body shape/size he will end up embarrassing himself sha. Ladies your size are better satisfied with something longer especially when going from behind.

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Autos / Re: Range Rover Sports 2008 Hse N2.7m by zyphr(m): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2023
Why are you all insisting on servicing of the air conditioning system. What's happening Will it cost too much to service/replace the AC?

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Phones / Re: Which Smart TV Should I Buy? by zyphr(m): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2023
Niom:
Buy Hisense and rest. The picture quality to me is far better than LG if you can get the original one...

Hisense is good no doubt, but it is not better than original LG.. Hisense is made by LG sha that is why you will find it in all LG partner stores like fouani and Co.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by zyphr(m): 7:05pm On Apr 03, 2023
blaquemyc:
Good evenin bosses in the house. I tried to manually update my redmi9t. After downloading the zip file, i chose manual update, chose the package - the package was successfully decrypted and i was prompted to press '' reboot and update''. The phone shut down and is not rebooting again.
Is this the infamous deadboot or is my device gone? Pls help me out guys. Fever don dey worry me already laiso.

Cc
genius43 atheistandproud

With all the deadboot issues you've heard, you still went ahead to attempt a manual update if 9t. You chop liver sha. I have not tried any update at all and I don't intend doing any till the day I change this my 9t. This month makes it exactly two years and no single issue so far. I won't use my hand to draw gbèsè for my haed 😂😂😂

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need A Car For Uber Or Bolt On Weekly Remittance by zyphr(m): 8:46pm On Jan 04, 2023
ssuunnyy:
please ,I need anyone that can help with a car which can be use for bolt business ,I will be making delivery of 25k to 30k for every week... 07046170263

Lol 25 to 30k. I hope you are not in Lagos because most drivers remit at least 40-50k here. 25-30k is too low considering how much uber grade cars cost.

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Phones / Re: WhatsApp Rolls Out A Feature That Makes It Easier To Message Yourself by zyphr(m): 9:19am On Nov 30, 2022
The feature is best enjoyed on telegram. Unlike WhatsApp where you'll loose those information once you lost or format your phone, it stays forever on telegram except you delete it yourself. WhatsApp is just playing catch up with Telegram.

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Education / Re: 50 Tertiary Institutions In Kaduna State by zyphr(m): 8:52am On Oct 11, 2022
Almost 80% of these institutions are located in the Muslim dominated northern Kaduna. Southern Kaduna really need to be divorced from the North and given their own state.
Business / Re: Nightmare Dealing With Ecobank by zyphr(m): 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2022
unikwa:
Have you had a situation where you did a transaction online,
- your account was debited,
- but the recipient did not receive the money?

Such is the situation I find myself in right now.

I emailed the bank, they promised to look into it, but they have done nothing about it for over a month now.
I kept emailing, but they just reply that they've transferred it to the appropriate department. Then nothing happens.
I have also used their bot chat to report the issue. Still no action taken by Ecobank.

I am traveling currently, so I'm unable to visit one of the branches.
So I sent someone to just tell them to look into the matter, and reimburse my account. But Ecobank refused. They said I must appear in person before they would do anything about it.

So how can I appear in person, when I am traveling?

Why is Ecobank treating customers so poorly?

Does anybody have suggestions on what to do about this matter?

You have been patient enough. Report the shitty bank to CBN. The CBN advises customers to give banks at least two weeks to resolve any issues. If after lodging your complaint your Bank still fails to engage you and resolve the complaint within 2 Weeks, you have the right to escalate your complaint to the Consumer Protection Department (CPD) of the CBN.

Send a detailed email to your bank narrating the timeline of your frustration and make sure you copy the CPD or you just directly contact the CPD by sending an email to cpd@cbn.gov.ng, contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng or call +234 7002255226.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Jobseeker: How Have You Been Coping? by zyphr(m): 3:34pm On Sep 16, 2022
mjuvey3:
I lost my job some weeks ago.

The company had to shutdown cos of economic woes and inflation.

It has been hell.

This morning,my phone screen broke and I've gone back to using my second button phone.

I just wish I was never born.
Don't give up hope yet. Try enter business in the field of transport or food. These two fields almost never fail. For food stuff you'll need to sourcing from areas where the particular food is cheaper and supplying to areas where it is more expensive.
If capital is a challenge for foodstuff business, try transportation business. 250k to 300k can get you a fairly used Keke that will be fetching up to 4k to 5k daily depending on your location. If you don't have money to buy kèké, you can become a rider for daily remittance. You can still be getting up to 3k daily after remitting. I don't recommend motorcycles considering how exposed they are and they are more accident prone.

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Phones / Re: Can Solar Panel Tap Energy From Fire? by zyphr(m): 12:48pm On Sep 14, 2022
grin grin Albeit sad, this cracked me up real good. Why not take your phone to commercial phone charging centres where you'll pay only 50 naira considering that it will be more expensive to burn your gas in the name of wanting to charge it?
If you live in a place where electricity is poor, try investing in original high capacity power banks of 30k mAh and above. One full charge will juice your phone for a whole week. Trust me, you'll be more at peace and will experience less worry associated with unstable power supply.

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Family / Re: So My Wife Can Actually Lie by zyphr(m): 10:56pm On Sep 13, 2022
Why bringing trivial matters like this to a public forum? You want people to help you water the seed of distrust towards your wife which you've already planted àbí? You are too immature to be married.

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Romance / Re: When Men Say 'I Don't Have Enough Money To Settle Down' by zyphr(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2022
qtguru:


There's a book called a Framework for Poverty it states how the strong chances of remaining in poverty , if you settle without financial backing.

Please is this book you mentioned available online? If yes, who is the author?
Romance / Re: Ladies Reveal The Reasons They Stopped Talking To Some Men (screenshots) by zyphr(m): 4:48pm On Sep 06, 2022
Jovialjune1:



You don't sound intelligent

With most of the valid reasons those ladies told up there, this is your lame comeback?

You think most ladies will marry incels bacause of desperation and age? All ladies are not like the ones in your enclave.

A quick advice. I'm sure you are intelligent and can construct intelligent sentences using simple words instead of big sounding words that are clearly out of place and meaningless in your sentences. Ensure you know the meaning of any word before using it. Always check your dictionary.

The words "Incel" and "Poverty inducement" were wrongly used in your sentences.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by zyphr(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2022
obisite:
Please which remote works for gotv 0n SURE remote app?

Download the gotv app from playstore. It has a gotv remote.
Family / Re: “I Used Tattoos To Cover Scars From Accident That Killed My Dad” – Lady Narrates by zyphr(m): 5:43pm On Sep 04, 2022
ibechris:
It seems right to u.

I don't like what I hate.

Nigeria never ripe for all this.

When old age comes,it will now be as if u were a runs woman

I respect your opinion even when I detest it.

Live and let me live.

If she is not perceived as a runs woman now, she wouldn't be perceived as that in the future. Future generations will be more Liberal than our current generation.

P.S. I disagree that our Nigerian society is not ripe for tattoos, especially beautifully looking ones as that in the pix.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Mourns His Fiancée, Who Died One Month To Their Wedding (pictures) by zyphr(m): 2:05pm On Aug 12, 2022
Sad

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Family / Re: How can I stop my wife from divorcing me? by zyphr(m): 8:01pm On Aug 09, 2022
Antihypocrite:
I have been married for 3 years now, I have known my wife for 5 years altogether. She was and is still the best thing that ever happened to me.

I don't know where to start from, I can't come to terms with the fact that my wife is leaving.

Guys, I think the problem started last year after some hoodlums stole my bike. That was my major source of livelihood apart from some home lessons that I used to do, but stopped due to health reasons.

It's been difficult financially and I honestly don't know what else to do.

Shortly after my bike was stolen, I got a loan from lapo and added with my little savings to enter palm oil business. I wish I had not done so as I ended up losing about 80k because the guy I worked with cheated me whole heartedly.

My wife had to get a job as a teacher in a private primary school. I told her it was just temporary as I was working to raise money for her start a poultry.

In order to clear the lapo loan, I had to do odd jobs and take loan from loan apps. My wife's little salary of 20k became the major source of feeding while I battled to clear the loan.

Sometimes I would borrow from friends to pay the loan app to be able to borrow a higher amount from the loan apps again. This was a mistake and a trap cos now I am so much indebted to these loan apps. I am even owing some friends and right now I am unable to pay back.

I have been in debt for over 8 months now to these loan apps. They have tarnished my Image to all my contacts.

I even stopped going to church because most of my church members who received messages from these loan apps did not even care to hear me out. They believed the loan apps that I am a fraudster on the run.

My wife started feeling ashamed of me. She stopped associating with me in public spaces. I know she has tried. Nobody deserves to pass through what she is passing through.

This afternoon when she came back from work, she told me that she would be going back to her parents house

She said that it is best she goes back to her people until I am able to sort my self out.

Guys I have tried to be strong for so long. Right now I don't think I can hold on anymore. I have always believed that things would turn out well, but right now I am in a low place. I don't know how long I can hold on again.

Last month I tried to even get a security job that pays 25k monthly. But I feel so discouraged to do the job. How long will I work to clear a loan of 320k that keeps adding interest daily.

Thoughts of suicide have been crossing my mind today. I really need help

What can I do? I don't even have the energy to pray. Has anyone ever been in my shoes? If yes how did you come out?

Your bike was stolen, it means you know how to ride a bike. Mistake you made was you should have used the loan to buy another bike. I am sure you make no less than 60k monthly with your own bike. As a family man a job of 25k is too poor. Try and get a bike on hire purchase or daily balance, you will earn far higher than 25k monthly. Your wife wouldn't have thought of living if you took this step. Act fast!
Education / Re: Qatar Living Conditions by zyphr(m): 10:59pm On Aug 05, 2022
tsephanyah:
I wonder why they'll let thugs go there and destroy their beautiful country. The drug trafficking lowlife IPOB terrorists from yeast are cancer

The first line of your signature perfectly describes the type of person you are.
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Romance / Re: Is Baldness Something To Be Ashamed Of? by zyphr(m): 2:15pm On Jul 27, 2022
Stallionhorse:
so who's is about cause I already feel the shame in your words!! Don't be ashame admit you have bald hair.. You can be barbing skin cut so the baldness doest really show.. And if your not married yet and your bald already showing kpele, cause it will be hard to find a lady.. I feel sorry for you sha.. But you can make up for it with a long diccck but if your bald with a small dickkk guy find way go third mainland bridge your village people are there waiting to catch you when u jump.

Quite a shallow sense of reasoning you've got. Baldness has no effect whether or not you can get a wife - a very beautiful one self. Not to boast, but I've had two girls literally exchanged blows over me just last year. I have had a well endowed lady that anytime she comes visiting my hostel, ibo guys will be shouting "uru dia". Ask for the meaning... I'm bald, I don't have money sef yet I have had some quite beautiful and endowed ladies. I would have post the pix of my current babe here but that would be going to extreme.
Bald or not, most Ladies will fall for the guy that is a great conversationist, able to make them feel good about themselves, make them laugh and satisfy them when called. Only the superficial ones will see a hair full of head as a criteria for marriage.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remorse After Leaving My Job by zyphr(m): 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2022
cutesier:
I was working in a hotel industry where was paid 20k a month as a porter in ph city and I thought I was under-paid so I sorted to leave the job hoping to get another one Asap!
Since January till now all I can see it still is still 20k job........

Do I go back to my former company?

Or do I still keep looking?

Pls I need your advice cause my degree they waste and sapa na my neighbor!

Like I adviced someone a couple of days ago, learn how to ride Keke (it takes 2 to 3 days) and look for Keke to be riding for daily remittance. You'll remit 2.5k to 4k depending on location and grade of the Keke. In good locations you can make extra 2k - 5k daily. Plus kèké is safer than bikes. Compared to most jobs, there is better income in transport business in good locations if you know how to ride/drive.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Celebrates As They Capture A Huge Hippopotamus by zyphr(m): 8:49pm On Jul 23, 2022
This is wrong and should be condemned.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Ruined My Life Now I Have No Desire To See Tomorrow by zyphr(m): 12:44am On Jul 23, 2022
Devineee:
Please do not judge me the life we're living in kogi state right now is very terrible that it seems we can barely breathe now everybody is looking for something to do to be successful, feeding is very hard.
one way or the other we are looking for a way to have a greener pasture for us to be able to help each other and bring food to the tables of our families.
I'm just a young man in my mid-20s I'm trying to start a life but I have little option the only thing I was able to afford is my transport which is 5,000 naira from here to Abuja. So I took off and left to abuja. Nothing work out.
I have tried my best in all angles in life to survive but still yet no hope.
I used the last 10,000 I saved for 5 months to travel to Abuja but I have no one there and things even got very worst.
Families look down on me, to everyone am a failur.
I needed a sum of 150k to start a business, how can I raise such huge amount I have never gotten more than 50k In my entire life and am 25 years old. What can I do ? Depression wants to kill me, am losing my potential.
The last 10k I have is gone on transport and am in the hands of God now .

Learn how to ride kèké. It takes less than 3 days. After that, go to all these kèké parks and hang around interacting with the park head and also plead with him to help you get Keke on daily remittance. Daliy remittance is less than 3k and you'll make more than extra 3k sef if you ply good locations.

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Phones / Re: Who Else Is Having Issue With Gbwhatsapp? by zyphr(m): 7:11pm On Apr 26, 2022
Rootprof:
Next time you see the pop up open it then set the playstore to ON ( to detect harmful app ).
Then allow it to scan your device. It won't see any harmful app.

That's all. Good luck

This worked. Thanks
Technology Market / Re: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by zyphr(m): 10:13pm On Apr 17, 2022
just2endowed:
Romoss pea 40 40kmah support qc 3.0 fast charging for your device.... Delivery is nationwide

How much is this one and sense 8+ without display. Also, how many Watts is the quick charge?
Food / Re: How Much Is A Kilo Of Turkey In Your Area by zyphr(m): 10:52am On Apr 17, 2022
Here in Idiroko border town, a kilo of Turkey sells for 1800. Half kilo is 900 naira.
Kilo of chicken is 1600 per kilo. I guess it is more expensive inland as a result of the ban placed on the importation of frozen foods

We are not self sufficient in poultry production yet Mr Clueless closed the border and placed a ban on the importation of chicken/turkey products.
Investment / Re: Paid by zyphr(m): 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2022
Fabulouslouie:




Please what documents did you use to verify your Skrill? My $88 is trapped in it

Hope you have been able to remove your money from there? I verified my account skrill account using premium NIN printed on plastic together with a snapshop of my Gt bank account statement printed in colour showing my house address matching exactly with the address I used on skrill. You can use drivers license or international passport too.

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