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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Final Year Female Student Dies In Her Sleep In Benin (Photo) by zyphr(m): 5:13pm On May 01, 2023 |
And just like that she will never be seen again forever. Chai!!! The meaninglessness of life. |
Romance / Re: My Elder Brother Has Married His 3rd Wife. SEE WEDDING PHOTOS. by zyphr(m): 7:10pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
No congratulations! Your brother is a selfish fella just like several other men that knowingly marry multiple wives or birth more children than they can adequately cater for. Birthing children into poor and disadvantaged life. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: ` by zyphr(m): 10:34am On Apr 23, 2023 |
I swear if my younger one buys a phone with this specs for 19k, I'll flog multidimensional stupidity out of him or her. Like WTF? Not even brand new sef. 3g phone with 8gig rom plus 2500mah ba3 plus the shitty camera. These are the types of phone that you should spread on ground in oshodi or ojota and be ringing a bell to invite buyers while shouting "five-five thousand naira phones here, 2 for 9,000". |
Romance / Re: Is 5.1 Inches A Good Size For Man by zyphr(m): 11:53am On Apr 16, 2023 |
Rokiat: Not necessarily in love. For his size, there are alot of women that will be okay with it. I have come to understand that most petite women are not deep and 5 inch will be very okay provided it has some bit of thickness. If he goes chasing women with your body shape/size he will end up embarrassing himself sha. Ladies your size are better satisfied with something longer especially when going from behind. 4 Likes |
Autos / Re: Range Rover Sports 2008 Hse N2.7m by zyphr(m): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2023 |
Why are you all insisting on servicing of the air conditioning system. What's happening Will it cost too much to service/replace the AC? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Which Smart TV Should I Buy? by zyphr(m): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
Niom: Hisense is good no doubt, but it is not better than original LG.. Hisense is made by LG sha that is why you will find it in all LG partner stores like fouani and Co. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by zyphr(m): 7:05pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
blaquemyc: With all the deadboot issues you've heard, you still went ahead to attempt a manual update if 9t. You chop liver sha. I have not tried any update at all and I don't intend doing any till the day I change this my 9t. This month makes it exactly two years and no single issue so far. I won't use my hand to draw gbèsè for my haed 😂😂😂 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need A Car For Uber Or Bolt On Weekly Remittance by zyphr(m): 8:46pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
ssuunnyy: Lol 25 to 30k. I hope you are not in Lagos because most drivers remit at least 40-50k here. 25-30k is too low considering how much uber grade cars cost. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: WhatsApp Rolls Out A Feature That Makes It Easier To Message Yourself by zyphr(m): 9:19am On Nov 30, 2022 |
The feature is best enjoyed on telegram. Unlike WhatsApp where you'll loose those information once you lost or format your phone, it stays forever on telegram except you delete it yourself. WhatsApp is just playing catch up with Telegram. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: 50 Tertiary Institutions In Kaduna State by zyphr(m): 8:52am On Oct 11, 2022 |
Almost 80% of these institutions are located in the Muslim dominated northern Kaduna. Southern Kaduna really need to be divorced from the North and given their own state. |
Business / Re: Nightmare Dealing With Ecobank by zyphr(m): 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
unikwa: You have been patient enough. Report the shitty bank to CBN. The CBN advises customers to give banks at least two weeks to resolve any issues. If after lodging your complaint your Bank still fails to engage you and resolve the complaint within 2 Weeks, you have the right to escalate your complaint to the Consumer Protection Department (CPD) of the CBN. Send a detailed email to your bank narrating the timeline of your frustration and make sure you copy the CPD or you just directly contact the CPD by sending an email to cpd@cbn.gov.ng, contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng or call +234 7002255226. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Jobseeker: How Have You Been Coping? by zyphr(m): 3:34pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
mjuvey3:Don't give up hope yet. Try enter business in the field of transport or food. These two fields almost never fail. For food stuff you'll need to sourcing from areas where the particular food is cheaper and supplying to areas where it is more expensive. If capital is a challenge for foodstuff business, try transportation business. 250k to 300k can get you a fairly used Keke that will be fetching up to 4k to 5k daily depending on your location. If you don't have money to buy kèké, you can become a rider for daily remittance. You can still be getting up to 3k daily after remitting. I don't recommend motorcycles considering how exposed they are and they are more accident prone. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Can Solar Panel Tap Energy From Fire? by zyphr(m): 12:48pm On Sep 14, 2022 |
Albeit sad, this cracked me up real good. Why not take your phone to commercial phone charging centres where you'll pay only 50 naira considering that it will be more expensive to burn your gas in the name of wanting to charge it? If you live in a place where electricity is poor, try investing in original high capacity power banks of 30k mAh and above. One full charge will juice your phone for a whole week. Trust me, you'll be more at peace and will experience less worry associated with unstable power supply. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: So My Wife Can Actually Lie by zyphr(m): 10:56pm On Sep 13, 2022 |
Why bringing trivial matters like this to a public forum? You want people to help you water the seed of distrust towards your wife which you've already planted àbí? You are too immature to be married. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: When Men Say 'I Don't Have Enough Money To Settle Down' by zyphr(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2022 |
qtguru: Please is this book you mentioned available online? If yes, who is the author? |
Romance / Re: Ladies Reveal The Reasons They Stopped Talking To Some Men (screenshots) by zyphr(m): 4:48pm On Sep 06, 2022 |
Jovialjune1: A quick advice. I'm sure you are intelligent and can construct intelligent sentences using simple words instead of big sounding words that are clearly out of place and meaningless in your sentences. Ensure you know the meaning of any word before using it. Always check your dictionary. The words "Incel" and "Poverty inducement" were wrongly used in your sentences. |
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by zyphr(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2022 |
obisite: Download the gotv app from playstore. It has a gotv remote. |
Family / Re: “I Used Tattoos To Cover Scars From Accident That Killed My Dad” – Lady Narrates by zyphr(m): 5:43pm On Sep 04, 2022 |
ibechris: If she is not perceived as a runs woman now, she wouldn't be perceived as that in the future. Future generations will be more Liberal than our current generation. P.S. I disagree that our Nigerian society is not ripe for tattoos, especially beautifully looking ones as that in the pix. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Mourns His Fiancée, Who Died One Month To Their Wedding (pictures) by zyphr(m): 2:05pm On Aug 12, 2022 |
Sad 1 Like |
Family / Re: How can I stop my wife from divorcing me? by zyphr(m): 8:01pm On Aug 09, 2022 |
Antihypocrite: Your bike was stolen, it means you know how to ride a bike. Mistake you made was you should have used the loan to buy another bike. I am sure you make no less than 60k monthly with your own bike. As a family man a job of 25k is too poor. Try and get a bike on hire purchase or daily balance, you will earn far higher than 25k monthly. Your wife wouldn't have thought of living if you took this step. Act fast! |
Education / Re: Qatar Living Conditions by zyphr(m): 10:59pm On Aug 05, 2022 |
tsephanyah: The first line of your signature perfectly describes the type of person you are. |
Education / Re: Rich Dad Poor Dad" By Robert Kiyosaki by zyphr(m): 2:21pm On Jul 27, 2022 |
Idokojonas18: The link is not opening |
Romance / Re: Is Baldness Something To Be Ashamed Of? by zyphr(m): 2:15pm On Jul 27, 2022 |
Stallionhorse: Quite a shallow sense of reasoning you've got. Baldness has no effect whether or not you can get a wife - a very beautiful one self. Not to boast, but I've had two girls literally exchanged blows over me just last year. I have had a well endowed lady that anytime she comes visiting my hostel, ibo guys will be shouting "uru dia". Ask for the meaning... I'm bald, I don't have money sef yet I have had some quite beautiful and endowed ladies. I would have post the pix of my current babe here but that would be going to extreme. Bald or not, most Ladies will fall for the guy that is a great conversationist, able to make them feel good about themselves, make them laugh and satisfy them when called. Only the superficial ones will see a hair full of head as a criteria for marriage. 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remorse After Leaving My Job by zyphr(m): 12:22pm On Jul 24, 2022 |
cutesier: Like I adviced someone a couple of days ago, learn how to ride Keke (it takes 2 to 3 days) and look for Keke to be riding for daily remittance. You'll remit 2.5k to 4k depending on location and grade of the Keke. In good locations you can make extra 2k - 5k daily. Plus kèké is safer than bikes. Compared to most jobs, there is better income in transport business in good locations if you know how to ride/drive. 45 Likes 6 Shares |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Celebrates As They Capture A Huge Hippopotamus by zyphr(m): 8:49pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
This is wrong and should be condemned. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: I Ruined My Life Now I Have No Desire To See Tomorrow by zyphr(m): 12:44am On Jul 23, 2022 |
Devineee: Learn how to ride kèké. It takes less than 3 days. After that, go to all these kèké parks and hang around interacting with the park head and also plead with him to help you get Keke on daily remittance. Daliy remittance is less than 3k and you'll make more than extra 3k sef if you ply good locations. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Who Else Is Having Issue With Gbwhatsapp? by zyphr(m): 7:11pm On Apr 26, 2022 |
Rootprof: This worked. Thanks |
Technology Market / Re: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by zyphr(m): 10:13pm On Apr 17, 2022 |
just2endowed: How much is this one and sense 8+ without display. Also, how many Watts is the quick charge? |
Food / Re: How Much Is A Kilo Of Turkey In Your Area by zyphr(m): 10:52am On Apr 17, 2022 |
Here in Idiroko border town, a kilo of Turkey sells for 1800. Half kilo is 900 naira. Kilo of chicken is 1600 per kilo. I guess it is more expensive inland as a result of the ban placed on the importation of frozen foods We are not self sufficient in poultry production yet Mr Clueless closed the border and placed a ban on the importation of chicken/turkey products. |
Investment / Re: Paid by zyphr(m): 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Fabulouslouie: Hope you have been able to remove your money from there? I verified my account skrill account using premium NIN printed on plastic together with a snapshop of my Gt bank account statement printed in colour showing my house address matching exactly with the address I used on skrill. You can use drivers license or international passport too. |
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