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Events / Re: Man Celebrates His Birthday At Kirikiri Prison (Pictures, Video) by VIKTO83(m): 12:41pm
U mean they also use glass and breakable cups?
No wonder there's prison breaks everyday...
Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu Member Gets Exposed As Tainted IPOB Blood by Gossiphub: 12:41pm
grin
Politics / Yoruba Ronu Member Gets Exposed As Tainted IPOB Blood by Gossiphub: 12:41pm
These are the people who mocked Rhodes Vivor and hurled all manner of insults on him an even told him to go and contest election in Anambra😂.

The young man is even married to an Igbo woman as well.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel's Army Says Three Hostages' Bodies Recovered by Lawag3: 12:41pm
MrIcredible:

Mumu olodo
Oya you too bring prove from the Quran or bible say mumu married any as a pedo.
Dumb dólt

It's is a known fact in Islam that Mohammed married a child Aisha it's in the Quran and hadiths.

I love as you refered to Muhammad as a mumu.

Mohammed wasn't mentioned in the Bible
Religion / Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Michael547(m): 12:40pm
Truuth:
There would be no penalty for wrong doing if you do not even know what you doing. If a year old child does what's wrong you don't even punish the child since they don't even know what's good or bad.
That was the state of man bro, he was in a garden, eating fruit and serving enli until knowledge came. With knowledge there's responsibility. They left the garden and started their own life.

Why did God not allow them to live in the in the garden and eat of the tree of life after they ate of the knowledge of Good and evil.

The intentions are the two Gods were different. One wanted man to only serve him and the other wanted man to be free independent beings.
So in summary.....God has caused man to suffer. Is that correct?

How can man be free of suffering and problems?
Romance / Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by newbornmacho(m): 12:40pm
EmperorCaesar:
Another repetitive thread

From a neutral perspective, it's becke tiring how many guys open a thread to say shi about women each day

U guys now vry everyday like you're being oppressed by one mighty person

So we shouldn't talk?

Abeg shift
Sports / Re: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by seunayantokun(m): 12:40pm
kelvincoke:
Next is rematch, fury might beat this guy because never say never
I think so. Fury wasn't that confident . The fear of Usyk or his pedigree wasn't giving him rest. I could see Fury always protecting his left eye area due to the previous cut there which could be easily opened up with a Usyk punch. A rematch could be different since they've known each other now.
Politics / Re: What Steps Is Donald Trump Going To Take To Win The Next Election? by bluebay(m): 12:40pm
Since the Judges and politician have failed to stop Donald Trump from contesting the coming Presidential Election, Am afraid Donald Trump have already won and he’s the Incoming President of the United States of America
Crime / Re: Senior Military Officer Nabs Soldier Extorting Money From Motorists (Video) by Elidrisy20: 12:40pm
Bandit in disguise
Properties / Re: Lagos Law Mandates Approval Before Any Building Must Be Renovated by BadBradley: 12:40pm
GeneralPula:

You can relocate back to states with no too much laws..
impoverished aggero still eating ewa in your grandmother's house.

Your statement is very clear you don't own a building
Career / Accounting! My Beloved Profession - The Problem I Had With It At The Beginning!! by pinkylipsguy(m): 12:40pm
Back in the days when I just started working newly as an accountant, it was so tough as hell then to cope and survive in this my new role as an accountant after being a student all my life. Before then, that is, while still being a student, it never did occur to me then that there is a huge difference between being an accounting student and being a working accountant.

As an accounting student schooling under the Nigeria educational system, you know that our goal as student then was mostly just to read and pass to please the lecturers and our parents so as to justify the money they spent on our schooling.
That is why after schooling, and I began working as an accountant, I faced certain issues and certain challenges.

The one major challenge that I encounter then as a newly working accountant was the problem of departmentalization which in other words is called division of labour. Though I never realized it then that it was a problem in anyway, in fact then, I thought it was a very cool thing. Why I thought then that it was a very cool and a very good thing, which actually it is in some aspect, I will explain in a moment but let me first explain what departmentalization/division of labour is.

Departmentalization/Division of labour in simplest explanation, is the act of dividing the work that a single person can do from start to finish into several parts or several pieces and then give each one of these several parts to two or more people i.e. to several people to do or carry out.

The reason why I think that it is a good thing, which I still think it is a good thing, is because one, it makes it possible for the said work to be carried out and finished quicker and faster within a very shorter amount of time compare to when only one person is to do it. Secondly, it makes the work less burdensome for each of the several people involved in the work compare to when it is just one person that is to do the work alone.

Now, on how I came to realized that as good as departmentalization/division of labour is, that it is also a kind of a big problem to me as a working accountant.

This is how, it so happened that as I continue to work as an accountant in this company, after some years working there, one of my neighbours who had always known me for long that I am an accountant decided to ask me for a favour concerning his business. He is a business owner, an entrepreneur, he run his own personal business. He wanted to switch the style of recording his business transactions from the layman style to that of double entry record keeping method of the accounting profession. He asked me to explain the whole process to him in a practical way and also help him with the practical setup of the whole process. He wants a simple manual setup that he can carry out in a book; he is not a computer person so he is not interested in all the accounting softwares and all that for now at that time.

It was at the point of trying to help him with this favour that I realized that I myself don’t even yet know this start to finish process of accounting in a practical and applicable way even though I have been working for several years as an accountant. I know the theory, though not as deep as one should since that is all we were taught in school. In that moment, I realized once more that there is huge difference between theory leant in schools and the practical in the real-life situations.

The other place where I could have learnt this start to finish process of accounting the practical way is in the company where I work but I could not learn it there because of departmentalization. In that company, the start to finish process of accounting are departmentalized. For the several years that I had been working there, upto the time that this my neighbour asked for this favour, I had only been working there as what we called, "transaction voucher officer", where all I do is to deal with transactions vouchers all day each day. We have a different department that deals with receivables, we have another one that deals with payables, we have another different one that deals with inventories, we have another one that deals with posting into the general ledger and so, so on like that.

To cut a very long story short, this realization made me realized that departmentalization as cool, sweet and fantastic as it is, it was also a big problem to me because it was placing a very huge limitation upon my life and my growth, it was confining me to a very small circle without me knowing it.

As God would have it, I was eventually able to do something about it and get myself back on track, the result which led me to receiving better job offers elsewhere.

Also, I was able to later help this my neighbour with the favour he asked me for, of which the details of that will be a story for another time.

But in the meantime if you are like as I was then and you will like to do something about it now by knowing the start to finish process of accounting the practical way, starting from the recording of business transactions to the finishing end of producing income statement, balance sheet and cashflow statement. Then check out my documentation, I documented in a plain simple english, the step by step procedures to help you achieve these in a book and am teaching the introductory part of this book documentation for free in my telegram group. Joining this telegram group will help you overcome whatever fear you might initially have regarding financial statements and accounting or finance as a whole. Zero, eight, one, three, one, one, three, six, zero, seven, six, is the number with which you are going to message me to add you to the telegram group if interested.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by germaphobe(m): 12:40pm
Guess who's in Emirates?.. would we lift it by 6:00pm?...........

Politics / Re: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by Santalpharay: 12:40pm
In Odumejes voice " Pandemic!, Epidemic! Catastrophy!, Pandemonium!" Am only singing oo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃
Romance / Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by okoroemeka(m): 12:40pm
newbornmacho:
I really have not many regrets in life. God has been good to me.

But I have one regret. Just one.

I regret ever treating women nicely and with respect.

It's clear you only attract disrespect once you treat a women with respect.

Women despise those that regard them, and highly adore those that maltreat them

This is a very sick wonder to behold.

It's heart breaking because I could have been wicked or mean and condescending.

But it is what it is.

I wish women all the maltreatment they have chosen for themselves.

Happy Sunday you all.
the correct statement supposed to be your woman not every woman is what you think they are,many women are the rock and foundation on which the family stands,maybe you have not met your type and that should not be the template to judge
Romance / Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by newbornmacho(m): 12:40pm
The stupid woman couldn't find women to solve her problems she's coming to shed stupid crocodile tears in my presence...I swear let her husband do what he likes with her. I don't care. Women deserve all that.
Politics / Re: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by ASAPFERG: 12:40pm
khattab02:
If u like give am 8 years before u judge. Na you sabi.



No one want El dorado but the stupid and unthoughtful policies have worsen our situation.



Moreover he said "Nigerians should not have pity on him"
rubbish i will only blame him if this doesn't improve in his first tenure.

Nobody can repair Nigeria under 1yr, Nigeria is a damaged country..
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦‎615,000 Demand, Says Labour by Mypeople2(m): 12:40pm
helinues:
Gosh, why do we have unserious Labour union in Nigeria nitori olorun.

You guys are disgusting with this unrealistic proposal
Please think outside the box.If the federal government can spend N90billion on Hajj, it means they have the money.Senators and House of Rep members are paid in millions is it chicken change of 615k that they cannot pay? NLC is not even saying Federal Government should pay that exact amount,they are saying bring something tangible as an offer.You can't be saying N100k, 150k again, tell us how you expect a man with his wife and children to feed with N100k in this present predicament? That money is too small
FG should wake up , the era of paying change to workers and be living in affluence and being extravagant has passed.
Nairaland / General / Davido Net Worth 2023 by PRUDENTJ2: 12:40pm
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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦‎615,000 Demand, Says Labour by Hotzone(m): 12:40pm
650k or nothing
Foreign Affairs / Re: Oba Of Benin Celebrates Return Of Looted Artefacts From Germany (Video) by udemzyudex(m): 12:40pm
CountinBlessins:
Obaaaaaaa

Oba ghato kpere ise!!!!!

If my great oba is paining you fūck all your illiterate toutish , tribalistic backwards obaz who push nonsense like Oro festival.

Fūck your entire tribe. angry
I didn't call any tribes name, but if your tribe regularly beats up their old parents for palm oil or land. Then they machete their old parents because of inheritance, they molest little children and culturally they encourage their youths in human rituals then fūck you all. If your youths rob rice trucks and indomie trucks then fūck your tribe too angry
If you think the mighty bini kingdom is subservient to your tribe fūck you, your entire generation and your unborn bastard kids angry
If your tribe celebrates touts , agberos and hooligans well fūck your tribe three times over. angry

Wa ruo osa, ma vbe la ukpo-ogbon, ukpo ni ma la na gha mase nor gberah oo!!

If you can't understand my language or my comment hurt your feelings, bend over backwards and fūck yourself hard angry

If you feel I hate people from your tribe, well yes I do. So please kindly fūck yourself. angry

Who you dey compete with or who you feel say they compete with you?

Stop being delusional.
Crime / Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Your Advice by chatinent: 12:40pm
john1101:

You cannot do anything better don't lose guard or you will be a statistics.


Until na you do am then na pastor go dey reason you too aside.
Politics / Re: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by grandstar(m): 12:40pm
I am basically interested in the economy.

I sense it is turning the corner. By 2026, I suspect economic growth rate would be between 4-6% by then. Though poor considering where the economy is coming from after 8yrs of its total destruction under Buhari, it is still a positive.

I'd rate him 4/10 in terms of the economy.

Tinubu needs to deregulate the price of petrol and electricity. This is for macro economic stability.

Also, government needs to slash company tax to 15% or less. Low taxes have been discovered to encourage both foreign and local investments effortless and achieve economic growth rates of 8% or more. Such growth rates turn poor countries into rich ones within a generation
Nairaland / General / Re: Rich And Sassy Club by Angelabarbie089: 12:40pm
Hotspiceee:
Can anyone recognize this girl ?

No dear I can't recognize her but am sure she might be one of their reps deceiving girls that they can cash out big
Religion / Re: Why Didn’t God Know What Adam And Eve Will Do by Truuth: 12:40pm
Jokerman:


John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
Explain how Christ is the son of God. What does it mean to be a "son"

Everybody agrees that Christ was born, born of who.. is God an hermaphrodite ??
Sports / Re: Usyk Beats Tyson Fury To Win Historic Undisputed Heavyweight Championship Fight by Fearurcreeator: 12:39pm
Gajagojo:
saved by haymaker? What kind of beer parlour talk is this

Usyk defeated him full stop.
You go explain tire
Asin ehn ... Na fury cause the maker or Usyk
Agriculture / Re: What Are The Things To Consider When Buying A Farmland? by lanre2009: 12:39pm
pls can you resend it, i think i must have deleted it by mistake

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Autos / Re: Our Highly Improved Car Tracking Gadget Secures Your Car 100% From Vehicle Theft by pswglobal(m): 12:39pm
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Romance / Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by EmperorCaesar(m): 12:39pm
Another repetitive thread

From a neutral perspective, it's becke tiring how many guys open a thread to say shi about women each day

U guys now vry everyday like you're being oppressed by one mighty person
Islam for Muslims / Re: Am I Convinced? by IMAliyu(m): 12:39pm
tintingz:
You're still a muslim?
No, ex-Muslim/Agnostic atheist, now.

Tho I'm forced to keep up appearances with family and friends.
Education / What Is Tea Good For? by TAPF(f): 12:39pm
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