Who suck am last?

you've made a doctor's appointment and came to nairaland for bants

Even before reading , i will plead you go to the hospital and have it checked!

Go and visit a MEDICAL DOCTOR and not a NATIVE DOCTOR

hisexcellency34:
Hope one of these girls didn't use your boxers sha....don't worry. You will be fine

ur brain is really trying

You better start fasting and prayer now



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Picture or I don't believe it

Be calm sir. Wait till a doctor examines you and if it is something serious like cancer (i hope it's not) , lets hope it is in the early stages when it can still be treated. It is well with you.

VeryConcerned:


But I'm a guy

Men can also have breast cancer but do not conclude until you get diagnosed by a doctor.

Your village people are sucking your blood from your nipple

This is possibly the cause

It's a revelation. It shows you have the blood(reddish) of a human and the spirit of an angel(whitish).

Tallesty1:
The cancer is male

You dey mad

IamD18:
Bruv, to be honest, I think you are pregnant.

OgogoroFreak:
Who suck am last?

You



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Bro, it's a bad sign. See a physician

Check your Doctor ASAP.

symptoms sound like HIV + syphillis + gonorrhea 100%. Very serious condition almost hopeless...your only cure is to stand naked in front of maryland junction and shout blood of jesus 10 times every five minutes....special miracle shall await you!!

ps: Nairaland is not a hospital, if you dont have money for Doctor I understand but you have data for internet and you bypass google/webmd and go to nairaland asking question? receive some sense!!!

SoftP:
Suck me ! Suck me!

D babe don bite ur nipple

Kpelee

pls is hope gay? Just asking

Tallesty1:
The cancer is male

na kill you suppose kill him

Richdad50:


Dear God, I am appalled by the comments above me.

A majority of Nairaland commentors are Dundees. There are over 2million members on Nairaland with an estimated 10million non registered members. Out of the over 2million register members, only 0.5% of them are regular commentors who also push the like, share, and mention buttons. 70% are active readers who go through the comments but don't like, share or mention. 29% are active readers only. They don't wish to see the rubbish posted by half of 0.5 commentors.

That is why the average maximum likes fluctuates between 100 - 300likes per very good and very useless comments and peak at 400likes for great and most useless comments. There is a battle for the soul of commentary amongst the 0.5% with a significant push and leanings towards the 'useless'.

If the high nos of reasonable readers from the 99% push the buttons, the average likes, shares or mentions for a great post will peak at over 200k or more just like you find in Instagram. However, the ruthlessness and insolence of half the 0.5% who quickly post the 'useless' has painstakingly made it difficult for the 70% who regularly search for good and great comments and 29% who rarely are interested in going down the journey of 'useless'.

When I write, I write for the digestion of the 99% and half the 0.5%. The most reasonable and important part of the group who although, stay quiet, are far more active in mind.

Richdad

Off point how does this profer solution to op dilemma

I’m not sure you you’re serious bring matters of high importance of this to a place like Nairaland. Seeking what if I may ask?
Sympathy
Solutions
Prescriptions
Prayers
?

I do not want to scare you, but it seems like breast cancer to me...I pray I am wrong sha...Pls make sure u visit a doctor ASAP, because breast cancer in males spread faster than that of females...best of luck with ur test.

Tallesty1:
The cancer is male

Please help him overcome it.

Let's see breast first...it will give a better understanding on how to proffer solutions.

Richdad50:


Dear God, I am appalled by the comments above me.

A majority of Nairaland commentors are Dundees. There are over 2million members on Nairaland with an estimated 10million non registered members. Out of the over 2million register members, only 0.5% of them are regular commentors who also push the like, share, and mention buttons. 70% are active readers who go through the comments but don't like, share or mention. 29% are active readers only. They don't wish to see the rubbish posted by half of 0.5 commentors.

That is why the average maximum likes fluctuates between 100 - 300likes per very good and very useless comments and peak at 400likes for great and most useless comments. There is a battle for the soul of commentary amongst the 0.5% with a significant push and leanings towards the 'useless'.

If the high nos of reasonable readers from the 99% push the buttons, the average likes, shares or mentions for a great post will peak at over 200k or more just like you find in Instagram. However, the ruthlessness and insolence of half the 0.5% who quickly post the 'useless' has painstakingly made it difficult for the 70% who regularly search for good and great comments and 29% who rarely are interested in going down the journey of 'useless'.

When I write, I write for the digestion of the 99% and half the 0.5%. The most reasonable and important part of the group who although, stay quiet, are far more active in mind.

Richdad

U av succeeded in saying nothing

VeryConcerned:
Afternoon everyone.

My right nipple starting hurting since yesterday afternoon. I paid it no mind as I thought it would soon pass.

But this morning, while taking my bath, it hurt so bad that I felt something coming out, I squeezed it and blood mixed with a whitish fluid was coming out.

I called my boss quickly to tell him I won't be coming to work on Monday cos I'll be going to the hospital first thing that day but the nipple discharge that happened is making me scared as hell. Google gives very scary result about the situation.

What could be the cause?
PS: I'm a 24 year old male

Hospital test and doctors examination on it will give you good details about it

I am thinking it's prolactin and it's usually caused by hormonal imbalance

Just calm down it will be rectified medical

Meanwhile avoid sex for the time being because these guys can't do without sucking boobs

IamD18:
Bruv, to be honest, I think you are pregnant.

faints

This is serious, just wait on the doctor's report

VeryConcerned:
Afternoon everyone.

My right nipple starting hurting since yesterday afternoon. I paid it no mind as I thought it would soon pass.

But this morning, while taking my bath, it hurt so bad that I felt something coming out, I squeezed it and blood mixed with a whitish fluid was coming out.

I called my boss quickly to tell him I won't be coming to work on Monday cos I'll be going to the hospital first thing that day but the nipple discharge that happened is making me scared as hell. Google gives very scary result about the situation.

What could be the cause?
PS: I'm a 24 year old male

Infection pls or hormonal imbalance

I wonder how people can bring their personal problems to Nairaland of all places seeking for help. All you gonna see are stupid derogatory comments from half Witted human beings. Why even bother.