my bobo is far away now

Owww.So hw do u cope during d rainy season?

Hey mimi, where did u pop up 4rm.

the planet uranus

Saucekid, u no go kill me wit laughter

pop up ke no be mr seun, he had not siezed this site i wouldnt have gone anywhere now? i miss u guys sha

Migy
no be only rainy season anyways i have survived one and i hope it will be the last

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is
prettier," she replies.

u guys might hate this but i think its the truth

3 guys were walking on a beach one day and encountered a genie. The genie said he was going to grant each person one wish. The first guy said said he wanted 2b the richest man in the world. He got his wish, and he overthrew Bill Gates. The second guy said he wanted to be the most powerful man in the world. He got his wish and became just that. The third guy said he wanted to be the most intelligent man in the world. The genie made him a woman.




where is clem i miss her ooooooo ituen freezy ninjabyte sauce kid ur mouth eh and u tope or teadre becareful new year new brain ooo

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss,
so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss any asshole will do.

SCENE 6
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divoce and asked,"what are the grounds 4 ur divoce?" She replied,"about 4 acres and a nice home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No", he said,"i mean what is the foundation of this case?" She said, "it is made of concrete, brick and mortar" "I mean," what are ur relations like?" " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,"
He said,"do you have a real grudge?" "No, "she replied," we have a 2-car car-port"
"Please", he replied again,"is there any infidelity in ur marriage?"
"Yes both my son and daughter has stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music"
"Ma, does ur husband ever beat you up?" "Yes, about twice a week he gets up earlier than i do"
In frustration the judge asked,"Lady, why do u want a divoce?" "Oh,"i don't want a divoce, she replied"my husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

Wow!

love ur jokes girl,keep it up.

Hey mimi, welcome back. Clem would be so happy 2 see u.

hallo dearie ure back and beta! i weely missed youuuuu

ive searched evry where for u, just name the place ive searched there, even my handbag!
u are wellecame

and your bra that u lost that day?

ccccccccoooooooooooooooolllllllllll
i read the last 2 jokes,so so funny

Clemsy
did u check ur pocket??lol

nice jokes there mims, how u remembered the bra stuff, where've you been?

HAHHA MIMIE TT was wearing it thinkn tthe ccups were faze caps

*talking to clemcy*.
No that was freezy.

*i know i saw TT with the facecaps that day*

Yeah, i bought the facecap at the palms, thd one with the G-UNIT logo on it.
*saucekid, note clemcy said ''faze caps'' not facecap'' as u mentioned*

@ Mimiko

Never knew this part of U. LMAO!!!!!!!!!

gooooooood galfrend

@ TT
Ofcourse she meant face cap u know she assumes she relates with mature and smart people so,
@ kaydee
which other side of me do you know oooooooo (who be u or who u be)pick ur choice

u r good gal. I mean really funny.

Whatever.

TT hehehehehehe christmas don seal ya mouth


Freezy where art thou?

as much as i hate to admit this u guys made part of this year fun for me meeting people is a priviledge meeting u guys and top of it all being able to yab one another and still hold no grudges i thank u all for being part of this funny part of me this year its a good thing to laugh all the time thanks guys

Hey Mimi,

Long time no see. Wish you a merry nw yr and pray all ur pimples disappear on the 31st of december 2007, 11:59pm and leave just 1 pimple on 12.00am on the 1st of Jan 2008 to remind u of last year.

any sugesstiods as to where that pimple shld be located on Mimiko?

Entry closes on 31st of december 2007, 11:58pm _{family members, current Boyfriend and other prospectors need not apply}

Her nose i guess

Under her lips.

*bla bla region*
^{involutary typin be this}