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How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:13am On Apr 19
Just ask her if she support women doing DNA test.

If she is against DNA test, She is A HOE

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by imagrg(m): 6:07am On Apr 19
That's not enough yardstick to determine a playgirl.

The best method is to check her WhatsApp chats...wetin you see go shock you!

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by superCleanworks(m): 7:43am On Apr 19
ChizzyBuna:
Just ask her if she support women doing DNA test.

If she is against DNA test, She is A HOE

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Quality20(m): 9:51am On Apr 19
just ask hee out, if she agrees to be alone with a strange man then there is a question mark

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Namaster: 9:57am On Apr 19
Good one.

But that's even too much.

ALWAYS work on the premise that ALL women are HOES. You will never be disappointed.

Women are smarter than men think. A woman will LOUDLY and VIGOROUSLY advocate for DNA tests in public while she knows that her husband is raising a BASTARD. And will flip out if he even suggests it.

Women have NO problem being a hypocrite.

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Peakdesign23(m): 10:36am On Apr 19
Leave these women alone.

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by killsmith(f): 12:13pm On Apr 19
If she's a fan of korah obidi. If she upload videos of her shaking her ass on Facebook.

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by doctore212(m): 12:28pm On Apr 19
In all this, I need two big oloshos in Ketu today.

I have 2k for TDB.
Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by MrCork: 12:30pm On Apr 19
ChizzyBuna:
Just ask her if she support women doing DNA test.

If she is against DNA test, She is A HOE


Who care about hoe?... u dont like women?
Brother, are u gay sir? Why are u gay??(no oofencsece)) angry
Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Abee79(m): 11:48pm On Apr 19
There are lines that decent ladies wound generally not cross. Watch out for the signs:
1. Multiple body piercings.
2. Tattoos on exposed body parts.
3. Posting seductive photos & dances on social media.
4. Reacting or freely commenting on sexually suggestive posts on social media.
5. Having no qualms directly or indirectly soliciting for money online.
6. Exposing cleavage (sure sign!)
7. Befriending well known oloshΓΈs online and in real life.
8. Waist beads & leg chains (this one is arguable sha) πŸ˜‚
9. Readily accepts expensive gifts from matured men (especially iPhones).
10. Excessive love for vacations and visiting exotic locations that her pay grade cannot afford.
11. Accommodates x-rated movies and songs.
12. Long braids that pass the buttocks.
13. Using wigs & attachments that are totally off tangent - yellow, red, blue, green, white, etc (these are "attention callers", if you know what I mean) 😁
14.

Don't ask me how I know πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Nonexisting1: 8:16am On Apr 20
Abee79:
There are lines that decent ladies wound generally not cross. Watch out for the signs:
1. Multiple body piercings.
2. Tattoos on exposed body parts.
3. Posting seductive photos & dances on social media.
4. Reacting or freely commenting on sexually suggestive posts on social media.
5. Having no qualms directly or indirectly soliciting for money online.
6. Exposing cleavage (sure sign!)
7. Befriending well known oloshΓΈs online and in real life.
8. Waist beads & leg chains (this one is arguable sha) πŸ˜‚
9. Readily accepts expensive gifts from matured men (especially iPhones).
10. Excessive love for vacations and visiting exotic locations that her pay grade cannot afford.
11. Accommodates x-rated movies and songs.
12.

Don't ask me how I know πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Chances that a Nigerian girl is not an olosho, coded or regular is 0.001%. Dey speak English until you marry an olosho just because you no see her with iPhone and she no get piercings for body. They can disguise well especially when they see simps ready for marriage.

Re: How To Identify A Hoe In 20 Seconds by Abee79(m): 8:43am On Apr 20
Nonexisting1:
Chances that a Nigerian girl is not an olosho, coded or regular is 0.001%. Dey speak English until you marry an olosho just because you no see her with iPhone and she no get piercings for body. They can disguise well especially when they see simps ready for marriage.
True. I just listed some of the obvious signs. Many are on coded levels 😁

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