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| Matthew 7:7 by primateayoola(m): 1:23am On Jul 26, 2012 |
A guy closed from work and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew 7;7', he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When he got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given".He nearly cried. Lwkmd ;DA guy closed from work and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew 7;7', he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When he got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given".He nearly cried. Lwkmd |
| Re: Matthew 7:7 by toygod2: 1:40am On Jul 26, 2012 |
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