Avicenna:
Eh?
Berra re-read your story/joke properly.
'I'm hungry, I have no food, lord, provide for me' leads to starvation. Simple logic.

And that translate Lord to ethiest, I am hungry? He was forward at best!

MyJoe: @sweetcheeks
Sweet name you have, one must say.

merci/ thanks / obrigado

sweetcheecks:

And that translate Lord to ethiest, I am hungry? He was forward at best!

Pls, I don't get this. Can you rephrase?

sweetcheecks:

The thing is the devil has never created anything, he just perverts everthing God creates. And by the way, the bible say we must take everthing from him by force. In this instant willingly he did becouse of his sick heart!

.yeah! Who created devil himself? Is it not God. He is d creator of al tins in dis earth, heaven nd underworld

Avicenna:
Pls, I don't get this. Can you rephrase?

She did not ask him, she said Lord!
Lord doe not translate to neighbour or my ethiest friend.
So he was forward!

Raajazr: .yeah! Who created devil himself? Is it not God. He is d creator of al tins in dis earth, heaven nd underworld

first read the thread this was answered already. Dont be lazy if you wana have a say here!

sweetcheecks:

She did not ask him, she said Lord!
Lord doe not translate to neighbour or my ethiest friend.
So he was forward!

So, if she had said, 'Kratos,help me.' And d guy helped her, it is no longer an act of God?

Anyway, this is pointless. Gratefulness differs in people.

Avicenna:
So, if she had said, 'Kratos,help me.' And d guy helped her, it is no longer an act of God?

Anyway, this is pointless. Gratefulness differs in people.

ooh, you are the one who was trying to prove that God did not provide. And when she saw the groceries, she gave thanks to the Lord, from whom she had asked the food from in the first place. Whom God decided to use in the process God will sort out. He was a tool! You are confused ooh!

Wow, so much ado over nothing! It was a joke for Christ's sake!
Can't y'all simply see the funny side of a joke without over-analyzing?
Must y'all make a mountain out of a molehill?!
Na Wa Oh!!!

^^^ Precisely why I clicked the 'like' button because I enjoyed the OP for the joke (for goodness sake!) that it makes.

Mr_Anony: Wow, so much ado over nothing! It was a joke for Christ's sake!
Can't y'all simply see the funny side of a joke without over-analyzing?
Must y'all make a mountain out of a molehill?!
Na Wa Oh!!!

Sharaap there


One man's joke is another man's insult.


If I made a joke that classified god/jesus as useless, you wouldnt find it funny.

However, this joke fails on so many levels.

Enigma: ^^^ Precisely why I clicked the 'like' button because I enjoyed the OP for the joke (for goodness sake!) that it makes.

Would you click "like" if I made a gay joke about Jesus

Logicbwoy:



Sharaap there


One man's joke is another man's insult.


If I made a joke that classified god/jesus as useless, you wouldnt find it funny.

However, this joke fails on so many levels.

Seriously, who exactly has been insulted in that joke? Has your god been insulted? How exactly does the joke reflect on you or anyone you love?

Perhaps contrary to what y'all say, atheism is actually a religious sect because I don't see why I would be offended by a joke where santa claus is made to look good at the expense of a kid who doesn't believe in santa.

Why do you feel this urge to jump to the defense of your fictional brother with whom you share no beliefs?

So many people saying it's a joke. I fail to see the joke, somebody enlighten me?

Mr_Anony:
Seriously, who exactly has been insulted in that joke? Has your god been insulted? How exactly does the joke reflect on you or anyone you love?

Perhaps contrary to what y'all say, atheism is actually a religious sect because I don't see why I would be offended by a joke where santa claus is made to look good at the expense of a kid who doesn't believe in santa.

Why do you feel this urge to jump to the defense of your fictional brother with whom you share no beliefs?

lol....lol....did I say that I found the joke offensive?


No, the joke was an epic fail. I was just pointing that out. Please check out my first reply before you call someone "militant"

Logicbwoy:


The funny part is that the woman accepts food from what she terms "the devil"

Heathen: So many people saying it's a joke. I fail to see the joke, somebody enlighten me?

poor you

As has ben pointed out in this forum before, it is very interesting that the evangelical atheists for all their constant obnoxiousness are very thin skinned. Even my friend manmustwack (who I genuinely like generally) recently closed a thread simply because it was making fun of atheists (something for which he has previous form)!

Additionally, many of the evangelical atheists are simply obtuse and some humourless to the point of being philistines --- factual observational point rather than abuse simply.

Anyway, why don't the people failing to see the humour of the OP try their "analytical" and "dissective" skills at the one below adapted from
http://www.sermonillustrations.com/a-z/r/responsibility.htm

A pastor who bought a piece of derelict property that was overgrown by weeds and other rubbish spent considerable time to renovate and revitalise the property. He was visited by the local farmer (Farmer Brown) one day and the following conversation ensued:

Farmer Brown took a long look at the preacher and cast a longer eye over the revitalized property. Then he nodded his approval and said, "Well, preacher, it looks like you and God really did some work here."

The pastor, wiping the sweat from his face, answered, "It's interesting you should say that, Mr. Brown. But I've got to tell you -- you should have seen this place when God had it all to Himself!"

Logicbwoy:


lol....lol....did I say that I found the joke offensive?


No, the joke was an epic fail. I was just pointing that out. Please check out my first reply before you call someone "militant"

Oh, ok so you found the joke funny. Good for you. Now have a good ol' laugh and move on.

Mr_Anony:
Oh, ok so you found the joke funny. Good for you. Now have a good ol' laugh and move on.

I think you need a good old debunking. You havent had one and that is why you are hounding atheists.


Erm.....I want to make a thread, I hope you will join in.

Logicbwoy:



I think you need a good old debunking. You havent had one and that is why you are hounding atheists.


Erm.....I want to make a thread, I hope you will join in.

LOL.........I like how loosely you use the word debunking

Mr_Anony:
LOL.........I like how loosely you use the word debunking

This tough guy talk will all disappear when you get debunked.

Logicbwoy:



This tough guy talk will all disappear when you get debunked.

hahahahahaha..................aww, so cute.

Mr_Anony: Wow, so much ado over nothing! It was a joke for Christ's sake!
Can't y'all simply see the funny side of a joke without over-analyzing?
Must y'all make a mountain out of a molehill?!
Na Wa Oh!!!

They are very uptight, shame it should be painfull!!!

Sweetcheeks, from her oped shows she does not know anything about Islam!
Miracles happen daily in the lives of Muslims since the advent of the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad [sa]

If you thin Christians have autonomy of belief in God, the muslims surpass what the christians have by saying that God is Uniquely One and can't be seen and does not die and able to handle all affairs by mere commands, including absolute wiping off all sins of the repented sinner, who is made clean from sin.

A better story is narrated to me to have happened to a muslim sufi in a forest.

The Sufi was in a forest. He cried to God to feed him. Then he reclined against a tree. Then came some people who brought a set of pots filled with piping hot different kinds of foods. The sufi looked up and thank God. He said God i want you to feed me.

A moment later, a group horse riding army with their leader fell upon him and the foods. They were hungry and thought if this man has not eaten from the foods, they must be poisoned food as a trap set for their demise.

The leader ordered his army to use the sufi muslim as the guinea pig on the foods. They made a plate from each of the pots and open the mouth of the muslim and fed him, even using their hands to move his mouth in chewing motion. They fed him until his stomach was full. The sufi said 'Thank you God for feeding me'. The army continue to wait to see if there is any sign of sickness from food poison, whereas God has already answered the prayers of this man, even using the enemy of this man or his friend.

Muslims are the single group of believers who believe all the true miracles of God in the lives of creations, prophets of God. We can never be considered as atheists by any group that believe God exists.

^^^ Alhaji, nice to see you; ramadan kareem.

Enigma: ^^^ Alhaji, nice to see you; ramadan kareem.

I thought sweetnecta was a lady - sounds like a weird name for a dude (don't you mean alhaja?)

Ah, no --- we go back some time.

Sweetnecta is an old friend and like a good muslim does not like puq.

Enigma: Ah, no --- we go back some time.

Sweetnecta is an old friend and like a good muslim does not like puq.

lol, ok o

Cool, lol; anyway I'm leaving you guys to it as I'm going out to see (or sea* even) if I can catch some bass this evening.

* Reminds of one for those not humour challenged.

Intercession time in church:

Prayer request as heard by many of congregation: "John having gone to see his wife, requests the prayer of the church."

Original prayer request: John having gone to sea, his wife requests the prayer of the church.

@sweetnecta please tell that story to you follow bros logicboy and others!

@Enigma Thanks, sir. Is nice to read your good wishes. I wish you well, too.

@Mr Anony: Sweetnecta was supposed to be sealed nectar. But i couldn't call myself that because its the name for my beloved Muhammad [sa]. Like Abu Kasim, no muslim calls hmself that, even if his first child is Kasim. Abu Kasim is Muhammad [as], who all muslims follow and obey to the fullest among the people who ever walked on earth.
Sola, Yinka, Remi, etc in yoruba land are names for male and female. An unattractive woman could be called handsome. A man with a good heart could be called a beautiful soul.

@Sweetcheeks: Something is tongue and cheeks sometimes. Your statements; op and just above are definitely that.

You don't know that Miracles and not fake miracles are known and experienced daily in the lives of muslims world over.
And Logicboy, and other are not muslims and how they are my bros is beyond me. Maybe this is part of your "miracle".