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| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:45pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Ntoi, who told you to pass this way?   |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 11:51pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
ReineViolet:Wicked woman you are 1 Like |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:25am On Sep 21, 2013 |
ReineViolet:Yuck, I've never used a toilet and I don't plan to anytime soon lol |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:55am On Sep 21, 2013 |
ibkaye: loool...was joking  and sre you serious?!?!? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:56am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Kind woman I am |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:59am On Sep 21, 2013 |
ReineViolet:Lol I'm serious |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Kslib(m): 1:01am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Tovot: Thank you Kslib,but the cake has almost finished!No wahala.. I no kuku like cake .... All izz well! |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by KingsleyJay(m): 7:49am On Sep 21, 2013 |
ibkaye:Na shalanga u de use? Or dyu prefer shortput  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:09am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Morning guys |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by firestar(f): 11:40am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Evri day mah peeple dey inside bus... Evri day mah peeple dey inside bus... ... Forty-nine sitting, ninety-nine standing... ... Dem go sleep, dem go wake like Kok... |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 11:44am On Sep 21, 2013 |
firestar: Evri day mah peeple dey inside bus...after that nko? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:46am On Sep 21, 2013 |
Im really happy for some strange reason |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:06pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Kslib: Whats dis all iZ WELL,STUFF. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by firestar(f): 1:19pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: after that nko?Humor me maestro ... And roll wit da flo... |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 6:17pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
ibkaye: Lol, let me join you |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 1:37am On Sep 22, 2013 |
firestar:owkay.. LOL |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by firestar(f): 9:15pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
Bonsoir à toutes. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
Bonjour comment est votre soiree? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cathaliya: 9:23pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
^translate and give reply, pls |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Kaycee7(m): 9:24pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
I took a month's vow of silence but when Man City scored for the third time, the next thing that popped out of my mouth was, "Let this people not repeat what they did last two seasons." |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 22, 2013 |
Cathaliya: firestar: Bonsoir à toutes.Good evening everyone. ibkaye: Bonjour comment est votre soiree?Hello how is your evening? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 2:11pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ibkaye:fine o |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 3:56pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
By the way, who has read 'The day of the Jackal' by Frederick Forsyth? I've read it but I wanna re-read it again as I want to have a feel of happiness and suspence that I had while reading it the first time.. If you have any links that I could read it from or recommend bookshop that you think could have it and also The Secret Island Series book by Enid Blyton |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:57pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Hello Everyone How was your weekend? RapMaestro, sorry about Man U losing (even though I am really happy they did lose )Ibikaye et Firestar, Savez-vous Duolingo, eh? J'utilise a ameliorer mon francais  Jekyll and Hyde, where are you? And Cathalyia too?  Forgive me for I am in a good mood today  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 4:10pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ReineViolet: Hello Everyonema'am, I support Internazionale Milan, THE NERAZZURIS of Seria A.. Even though its been long I followed our matches.. We are fine though |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 6:31pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Rap maestro: ma'am, I support Internazionale Milan, THE NERAZZURIS of Seria A.. Even though its been long I followed our matches.. We are fine though My bad! I meant Kaycee7 , mixed it up. I heard of them, how good are they? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Kaycee7(m): 7:39pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
ReineViolet:Yeah, sh.it happens but it's just a game. Inter have had better seasons, IMO. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:21pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Rap maestro: ma'am, I support Internazionale Milan, THE NERAZZURIS of Seria A.. Even though its been long I followed our matches.. We are fine though  Rap maestro: ma'am, I support Internazionale Milan, THE NERAZZURIS of Seria A.. Even though its been long I followed our matches.. We are fine though OMg. Merdisti |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:26pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Kaycee7: Yeah, sh.it happens but it's just a game. Inter have had better seasons, IMO. Lol, this is why Man U fans will continnue to amuse me |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Rap maestro: fine oNice ReineViolet:I've never heard of it, is it good? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Royver(m): 1:22am On Sep 25, 2013 |
A DAY AT THE OFFICE. So there you are sitting in your chair in a hot cubicle, a pen in your hand and the patient's file on the table. And you haven't had a good night's sleep in days. You just had an embarrassing moment when the last patient caught u nodding off while he was narrating his symptoms and you are determined that it shouldn't happen again. So just before the next patient comes in you stand up, jump around a bit, stretch out and give yourself a few firm slaps on the face. And then you turn around and find the next patient standing quietly at the door, watching you. Two hours later. The last incident drove sleep away far more effectively than any cup of coffee would have. You are confidently seeing another patient and secretly thankful that the lady who caught you slapping yourself didn't film it on her android. Or did she? You anxiously hope not. The patient in front of you is fiddling with her phone and talking to you at the same time. Seems like a simple case of malaria to you but you don't want to interrupt and so you politely watch and nod interestedly as she drones out the symptoms...and then you wake up with a snort, your mouth wide open and your neck bent backwards in your chair and painful enough to let you realize you have been asleep for a while. You try to regain your composure as you notice your patient is still there. However she appears unconcerned and is in fact pinging away quietly. You are so embarrassed you don't know what to do. Fiinally you summon up the courage and ask the girl in a playful manner why she didn't wake you. "Oh, the woman you saw earlier came out and told us how you were dosing on duty and when i came and saw you sleeping i decided to give you as much rest as i could even if it means using my own time. You have been sleeping..." and she checks her phone "...for about 5mins now. Hope you feel better?" she says and smiles in a friendly manner. No way. 2 Likes |
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