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| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:42pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
texanomaly:*sits and accept popcorn* thank you |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Buh wait oh, how many seats are in the front row  Tovy come and answer before i begin hala oh  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:01pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
princesa: Buh wait oh, how many seats are in the front rowplease I ain't watching it with others o... I aff my copy here, so who wanna buy my seat? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 9:02pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
princesa: Buh wait oh, how many seats are in the front rowI'm sure there is room. Have a seat. *offers popcorn* @RM You're welcome |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:09pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
texanomaly:*accepts popcorn and seats* thank you  but erm the story has not started and we are all seated. Where is tovy by the way |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Rap maestro: please I ain't watching it with others o... I aff my copy here, so who wanna buy my seat?what  how come you have a copy, when its yet to drop in the market? I smell ojoro |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:22pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
***cleans eyeglasses with handkerchief*** Reserving the last seat at the front for a partner **drops popcorn, a bottle of soda and a mobile phone on the seat** |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by princesa(f): 9:38pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
^when there's no story yet  Tovot i see you  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Tovot: 9:45pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Hey Guys the network is not stable here o! |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:54pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Tovot: Hey Guys the network is not stable here o! Huh?  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Tovot: 9:54pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
Where is Obiannu and the viju milk?I wouldnt start until The two mod are here with viju&pizza |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Kaycee7(m): 7:45am On Oct 17, 2013 |
timpaker:*Looks around carefully. No one is paying attention. Drinks Soda, slips phone in pocket and carries popcorn. Sneaks away silently * Maga don pay |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 8:02am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Kaycee7: *Looks around carefully. No one is paying attention. Drinks Soda, slips phone in pocket and carries popcorn. Sneaks away silently **Blocks his path, gives him a dirty slap* ehen na you dem send abi? Tell them you no see us *searches his pocket, takes it out and hides phone in my pocket.. Na who get popcorn?* |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Obinnau(m): 8:09am On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:yea just a handful. Tovot where at thou? Viju is here. Hands out some. Who wants? Another person should get the pizza, there is no pizza in naija. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:01am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Rap maestro: *Blocks his path, gives him a dirty slap* ehen na you dem send abi? Tell them you no see us *searches his pocket, takes it out and hides phone in my pocket.. Na who get popcorn?* Its mine. Thanks And where is my phone? **holds him by the neck** |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Rapmaestro(m): 9:36am On Oct 17, 2013 |
timpaker:*Points towards Kaycee* Its with him and dude, don't spoil the collar of my versace shirt na |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:11am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Sup, Reine? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 11:22am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Rap maestro: *sits and accept popcorn* thank you You're welcome. Hey...you boys stop fighting and sit down. I'll get the pizza. There is a great place down the street from my house. It may take me a while though. It is a 15 hour flight. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:29am On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:dont worry, am a baker, and i can make pizza, but it will be garri flavoured sha o. . Who needs pizza. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 11:49am On Oct 17, 2013 |
Damex333: dont worry, am a baker, and i can make pizza, but it will be garri flavoured sha o.I see this garri word everywhere. Forgive my, but what is it? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MrTroll(m): 12:03pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:what!!!!!! Oh! The horror! You don't know what GARRI is Oh the blood of God!!! |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 12:06pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Mr Troll: what!!!!!!Lolz Stop being so dramatic and tell me. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 12:06pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Rap maestro: *Points towards Kaycee* Its with him and dude, don't spoil the collar of my versace shirt na **looks around for Kaycee** Hi Texanomaly, we aren't fighting **adjusts Rap Maestros' shirt** I am just testing how big my hands are around his neck nothing more. Rap shebi na true? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 12:10pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
timpaker: Smiles... Have a seat. Let's chat hmmm? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MrTroll(m): 12:23pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:oh no ma'am. I'm not qualified to do that.  GARRI!!! Pls ask about the garri revolution on NL. |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 12:28pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Mr Troll: oh no ma'am. I'm not qualified to do that.I already asked someone else. Thank you.  |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:did d person tell you? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by MrTroll(m): 1:49pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
texanomaly:thank you for obeying |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 2:29pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Damex333: did d person tell you?Yup |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by texanomaly(f): 2:30pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Mr Troll: thank you for obeying |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by 360prince(m): 10:03pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Obinnau: The viju milk drink is on me. Oya Tovot begin o. Oga am here too. Pls will you serve me with a can of viju milk too. I guess am worth to be given? |
| Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Kaycee7(m): 11:06pm On Oct 17, 2013 |
Rap maestro: *Blocks his path, gives him a dirty slap* ehen na you dem send abi? Tell them you no see us *searches his pocket, takes it out and hides phone in my pocket.. Na who get popcorn?**Wakes up feeling dizzy* Omo, dat guy hand strooong. *Touches cheek and winces* Make I find something rub there. Wallahi if my hand near person property again, make thunder fire me. |
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