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His Cock by tjtj1(m): 11:57pm On Dec 20, 2007
i kno this is old
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected that was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.

So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up. "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
 All the alter boys stood up, shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: His Cock by Migines(m): 8:01am On Dec 21, 2007
U sed it urself so i wunt repeat.
Re: His Cock by benjay1(m): 9:49am On Dec 21, 2007
Lol kinda funny
Re: His Cock by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Dec 21, 2007
heyyy c'mmon teejay weve all seen urs grin grin grin ;Dlol
Re: His Cock by tjtj1(m): 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2007
clemcykul:

heyyy c'mmon teejay weve all seen urs grin grin grin ;Dlol
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww am not gay
Re: His Cock by Migines(m): 6:54pm On Dec 21, 2007
Lol. Gay?
Re: His Cock by tjtj1(m): 6:56pm On Dec 21, 2007
yeah, he's a battybwoi
Re: His Cock by Migines(m): 6:57pm On Dec 21, 2007
Gud 4 him.
Re: His Cock by tjtj1(m): 6:59pm On Dec 21, 2007
he says he is seen A DICK tope's frnd, miss him lol
Re: His Cock by Nobody: 12:41am On Dec 22, 2007
sure, as old as it is dry embarassed
Re: His Cock by tjtj1(m): 3:32am On Dec 22, 2007
If u dont find it funny it meenz u are dull cool
Re: His Cock by Migines(m): 9:43am On Dec 22, 2007
If u sed dis in 1802, i wuld av agreed wit u but dis is 22nd of dec 2007 a.K.A 2008, d world has advanced.
Re: His Cock by saucekid(m): 10:54am On Dec 22, 2007
we move with the trend,ged'dit grin grin grin

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