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The Priest And His Cock by CuteAngel(f): 3:37pm On Jan 26, 2008
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens
and one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the
rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the cock rooster was
missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held
in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday
Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess
to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will
confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you
will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has
anybody here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.
Re: The Priest And His Cock by afribabe: 5:18pm On Jan 26, 2008
Men , u r really crazy. That priest must be u. Am very sure the choir members did not attend mass. infact it would have been suicidal. All the same nice joke.
Re: The Priest And His Cock by afribabe: 5:20pm On Jan 26, 2008
Men , you're really crazy. That priest must be u. Am very sure the choir girls did not attend mass. infact it would have been suicidal. All the same nice joke.
Re: The Priest And His Cock by ituen(m): 8:22pm On Jan 26, 2008
Good remic. The original one ended in nuns

The priest is definitely gay
Re: The Priest And His Cock by tufe(m): 9:03pm On Jan 26, 2008
afribabe:

Men , you're really crazy. That priest must be u. Am very sure the choir members did not attend mass. infact it would have been suicidal. All the same nice joke.

if you observe well, u'll see that the poster is a female, how then can she be the priest with the cock, jeez

ituen:

Good remic. The original one ended in nuns

The priest is definitely gay

yeah, really good remix. the version i know is the same as yours.
Re: The Priest And His Cock by ituen(m): 9:20am On Jan 27, 2008
How wont u know?

When u saw the original post by me? grin grin grin grin
Re: The Priest And His Cock by tufe(m): 2:22pm On Jan 27, 2008
huh, well not really. must have read it somewhere else
Re: The Priest And His Cock by ituen(m): 2:33pm On Jan 27, 2008
Ok man grin grin grin grin grin

PEACE
Re: The Priest And His Cock by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Jan 28, 2008
funny remix lol

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