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Rich People And Food by benkings(m): 9:43am On Aug 12, 2012
Na. wa for all these
rich people ooo. I
went
wit a frend to visit his
babe frm a very rich
family. D maid
approached
me&asked
MAID: what would u
lyk to have, fruit
juice,
yoghurt, tea,
chocolate,
cappuccino ,
frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea,
Indian tea, herbal tea,
kericho gold tea,bush
tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u
want it,
black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh
cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or
cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland
cow or Afrikaner
cow?
ME: umm, lemme go
with d freezeland
cow.
MAID: would u lyk it
with sweetner, sugar
or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or
cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown
or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt
d tea, jst give me a
glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or
distilled water?
ME: mineral
water.MAID: flavored
or non
flavored?
ME: infact get me an
empty glass!
MAID: do u want a
tumbler, wine glass,
champagne flute or a
beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i
go swallow my own
spit..."

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Re: Rich People And Food by akinreals: 10:57am On Aug 12, 2012
lol....haba. Dis is damn funny
Re: Rich People And Food by bunmioguns(m): 12:12pm On Aug 12, 2012
God forbid i shld laff @ dis
Re: Rich People And Food by Exponental(m): 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2012
bunmioguns: God forbid i shld laff @ dis
u lick chloroquine abi superglue?
.
Though it's old but it's still funny!
Re: Rich People And Food by Thankme(f): 9:37pm On Aug 13, 2012
Wot is ds i jex read on nairaland again,,,,,,,, Dx is more dan being stale. T stings, sucks n stinks nd even staleeeeest lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Rich People And Food by Acidosis(m): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2012
Thank me: Wot is ds i jex read on nairaland again,,,,,,,, Dx is more dan being stale. T stings, sucks n stinks nd even staleeeeest lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

girl you fine oo
Re: Rich People And Food by Thankme(f): 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
Acidosis:

girl you fine oo
Lol fankx grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Rich People And Food by Acidosis(m): 10:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
Thank me: Lol fankx grin grin grin grin grin
ure welcome ma
Re: Rich People And Food by toygod2: 12:05am On Aug 14, 2012
stale but still funny

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