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Rich People And Food by benkings(m): 9:43am On Aug 12, 2012 |
Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend to visit his babe frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. ... MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my own spit..." 1 Like |
Re: Rich People And Food by akinreals: 10:57am On Aug 12, 2012 |
lol....haba. Dis is damn funny |
Re: Rich People And Food by bunmioguns(m): 12:12pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
God forbid i shld laff @ dis |
Re: Rich People And Food by Exponental(m): 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: God forbid i shld laff @ disu lick chloroquine abi superglue? . Though it's old but it's still funny! |
Re: Rich People And Food by Thankme(f): 9:37pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
Wot is ds i jex read on nairaland again,,,,,,,, Dx is more dan being stale. T stings, sucks n stinks nd even staleeeeest ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Rich People And Food by Acidosis(m): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
Thank me: Wot is ds i jex read on nairaland again,,,,,,,, Dx is more dan being stale. T stings, sucks n stinks nd even staleeeeest girl you fine oo |
Re: Rich People And Food by Thankme(f): 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
Acidosis:Lol fankx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Rich People And Food by Acidosis(m): 10:21pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
Thank me: Lol fankxure welcome ma |
Re: Rich People And Food by toygod2: 12:05am On Aug 14, 2012 |
stale but still funny |
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