@Sapphire...I no be long throat...and I don't like spinach....but will elaborate on my next post in my diary, stay tuned...how are lectures? and the books? Are you on book 7 yet?

Follow ya heart Teeo, but I will prefer you don't go by night bus o. You know the new N5000 note will be out soon. lol

LOL Tmama(i just cant seem to call u Tgirl ),
by the time 5k would be out. The flight fee shouldnt be a problem for me then.

And i have decided to make Ladytee decide for me. If she would have time for me through out next week then i wont be going.

It's ok Teeo.

Sixteen, may be they want you to throw a parry.

Breathing, have I told you before that you are a 4110? Your own pass 419. Stop trying to 419 baby, he is smarter than u.

alosiby92: @Sapphire...I no be long throat...and I don't like spinach....but will elaborate on my next post in my diary, stay tuned...how are lectures? and the books? Are you on book 7 yet?

I'm actually on the 9th book. Mydad has sent 20k out of d money. Yay! I am excited. Time to change my WARDROPE,lol

ℓ☺ℓ @Tgirl.

Teeo: That sounds like subtle blackmail to me, asking Lady Tee to chose, I actually hope she'd say you should go :p. please before you travel with night bus, please look for one of those juju-priests that can communicate with the dead, and make sure he can type, so that incase anything happens to you, I'd still be able to read your diary! Hahah, I think it's gonna change from ajuwaya parol, to 'reporting live from the land of the dead'. I admit it would be quite a nice read. Ok, enough jokes, my point is, thou shall not travel by night biko.

Hey pple

Sapphiredamsel:



I'm actually on the 9th book. Mydad has sent 20k out of d money. Yay! I am excited. Time to change my WARDROPE,lol

See this sly babe, I knew all that money couldn't have been for books, when did books get that expensive when you aint studying medicine

@breathing...just when I decided to read your diary from scratch, you decide to delete posts, abi?
@Gentiejag: How are you my bespectacled friend?
@Sapphire: So na wardrobe you wan use book money buy? No wahala...just make sure there is still enough leftover to buy books, 35 sounds like no joke..

What post is Alosiby talking about . What you don't know can't hurt you jor!

@Alosiby, I don't know if we are talking about the same place but this one has got lots of guest houses.
@Tgirl, a party in my dream without my consent? They'd better park well cos I aint ready to go crazy o.

Wow, Alosiby thanks for the invitation *hugs and kisses* but hope am not too late though, am sure Tgirl will allow me some space with her.*smiles* Coming to Alosiby house I can now say Alecia is fully in diaryland. *everybody come give a group hug* awwww.

Welcome to the house Alecia, plenty hugs for you.

@alecia m. Dats quite an analysis..welcome to the house nd just mayb we kan get u sum1 ere

**looks arnd to get a single guy**

ok, dey ar all taken (even by the alredi coupled babes) but we wil work sumfin out

Welcome to the family Miss Alecia.

Alecia, I'm still angry with you for raising my hopes, then letting it crash without a parachute

Anyway, I'd still hug you, just that I don't do group hugs. Has anyone here ever done of group hug for real? Too girly/mushy/nollywoody ending ish ± the fear of ...

Gentiejag: jst hear urself. Hw r u to knw who is single nd who isn't?
Btw, Miss Alecia no mind miss jaggy, she is jst pulling ur leg.

Screwface: She did talk/scolded/adviced/admonished/prayed for me close to two hours. Two freeking hours! And she ended it by saying..'A word is enough for the wise'.
Classic. Just classic.
Two hours and it's stil a WORD?? Mum??!
I love you dearly ma!

Quite a funny human being! Why haven't you invited him Alosiby?

Awwwww, am feeling so special right now,

@ bright u got me Rotfl, group hug is not so bad u know *smiles* and I dint dash your hope o, its nairaland issue.

@eyeswideopen am officially single for now, although am loving the freedom of being single*winks*

@gentlejag- you such a darling*kisses*

@sixteen- *hugs*

I just couldnt help myself.

Alecia, u have to answer this question and u have to say the truth and nothing but the truth.

Ehmmm(clears throat).. How do u do the behind business. Do you use water or you tissue it up?

@E.W.O.... No vex biko...

Teeo funny dude, I actually use both, tissue then water, never feel clean with tissue and I can't use only water cos am always with fixed nails, can't image poo getting stuck in my perfectly done nails, reason for the tissue b4 d water *lol*

Welcome to d house alecia....I'd love to read Breathing's response to how u handle ur behind based business.lolzzzz. Over to u ma'am(breathing)

Alecia, na wa o! They say a child at birth is a tabula rasa but @ twenty something? Can't believe m so blank d only thing u could write abt me was 'hmmmmmm'.

Alecia, hmmm if i wasnt a politician i would have accepted your answer without making a comment.

To be frank u gave a perfect answer and so u would know, welcome to club of those that Breathing would not shake hands with. She would give u a bear hug, only if u hands a far beyound her reach. Lolzzz.

Now from me to u, welcome home. Cos this is ur house now.

Sixteen, this your guest house dream eeee; is still funny sha. And do i do guest house things..

Alecia cracked me up wen she sed I'm addicted to fifty.....errrmmmm wat do i say to dat Nothing i guess

breathing:

See this sly babe, I knew all that money couldn't have been for books, when did books get that expensive when you aint studying medicine

The books were expensive but i added my own token jawe

teeo: Sixteen, this your guest house dream eeee; is still funny sha. And do i do guest house things..

Na so I see am o.

Fyn gal you have to pardon me on that, couldn't come up with a perfect description then, cos u seems like this diverse babe with a facebook love*lol* dint want to offend u*hugs and kisses*
and trust me u aint blank, u are a rare and unique being.

Farydah- am right shey?

And am eagerly waiting for breathing response lol, guess am one of those she won't shake hand with cause we use water shey?

@ alecia: it's o.k. Btw, my fb love haz abandoned me. M tempted to call him now dat m in lag, but no!

Alecia, I like it when you are bored. You interact more. And you are welcome to share a room with me.

I was tempted to ask Alecia the behind-based question o, but I didn't want Teeo to say I'm bringing up the issue again. Infact these days, the first thing I would want to know about any diarylander, is their behind-based status, seeing as we might be having a get-together soon. So that I'd know which outstretched arm to shake and who to hug. But I'm absolutely not open to group hugs. Nah, not at all!

Anyway, I'd really appreciate it if you water based people would give me a detailed account of how you do it in the toilet, cuz it's killing my imaginations just thinking about it.

Alecia please answer me nah, in compensation for breaking my heart yesterday:
1. Do you totally pull off all your lower clothing b4 entering the toilet?

2. Do you stand over the toilet, or get into the bath-tub or what, when you want to wash!

3. If you stand over the toilet, do you mop and clean with each toilet visit, or does the water not touch the floor?

4. Do you always mix a little dettol in your water and wash your hands very very very thoroughly after the whole affair?

I know it sounds like I'm dissing now, but I'm not, I'm only killing two birds with one stone. (So that when my roommate to be enters the toilet, I can imagine exactly what's going on there and know what exactly to avoid touching or seating on in future)