Please All

Don't find this offensive.
Every day as i go to work, i do come across a lady i so much like, her face, height, steps, move and most important,
i wish she becomes that future wife i'm looking for.

But u know what?
I can't stop and talk to her or i do not know what tell her if i'm to stop her.
just because i'm shy.
30 now can u imagine

Most time she appears to be in hurry, in i go into the estate where i work, she goes out of the estate to her own work place.so sometimes we miss our selfs
I also discovered that she wait for someone or staff bus at the bus stop.

Please all tell me what to do?

Write her a love letter.....make sure you use 'big grammer'......envelop it, draw a heart with an arrow into it, spray it with a very nice perfume...... Give it to her next time you see her. Dont wait after presenting it to her o, just run!..... Goodluck without Jonathan to you.

poster

you will have to invest a lot of time in this caper you are about to undertake.

What you have to start with is, start saying good morning when you pass her by or at least acknowledge her by smiling when ever you pass her

from there in two weeks stop her once and ask what time it is. This would help you hear what she sounds like (there are good looking women whose voice is a turn off)

Keep saying good morning and then add some jokes like: i finally found my watch and i'm still late (insert haha)

then the rest is up to you asking for her name and what she does. if she gives you a second look you can ask to exchange numbers because if possible you would like to take her out to dinner.

the rest will be history.

This process might seem slow but trust me most women hate an aggresive starnger who stops them in the street talking about i love you. Her reaction will be niqqa i dont even know you

omega25red: poster

you will have to invest a lot of time in this caper you are about to undertake.

What you have to start with is, start saying good morning when you pass her by or at least acknowledge her by smiling when ever you pass her

from there in two weeks stop her once and ask what time it is. This would help you hear what she sounds like (there are good looking women whose voice is a turn off)

Keep saying good morning and then add some jokes like: i finally found my watch and i'm still late (insert haha)

then the rest is up to you asking for her name and what she does. if she gives you a second look you can ask to exchange numbers because if possible you would like to take her out to dinner.

the rest will be history.

This process might seem slow but trust me most women hate an aggresive starnger who stops them in the street talking about i love you. Her reaction will be niqqa i dont even know you

Nice one. Oh boy, u don tey for this kin game o.

Sijo01: Write her a love letter.....make sure you use 'big grammer'......envelop it, draw a heart with an arrow into it, spray it with a very nice perfume...... Give it to her next time you see her. Dont wait after presenting it to her o, just run!..... Goodluck without Jonathan to you.

lol!!

your very funny,
How such are you she will accept me through that?
She may ignore me and never call the phone number in the love letter.

Well, i will like to give it a try,
Please help me compose this love letter with the big big gramma

Thank you

omega25red: poster

you will have to invest a lot of time in this caper you are about to undertake.

What you have to start with is, start saying good morning when you pass her by or at least acknowledge her by smiling when ever you pass her

from there in two weeks stop her once and ask what time it is. This would help you hear what she sounds like (there are good looking women whose voice is a turn off)

Keep saying good morning and then add some jokes like: i finally found my watch and i'm still late (insert haha)

then the rest is up to you asking for her name and what she does. if she gives you a second look you can ask to exchange numbers because if possible you would like to take her out to dinner.

the rest will be history.

This process might seem slow but trust me most women hate an aggresive starnger who stops them in the street talking about i love you. Her reaction will be niqqa i dont even know you

May God bless you for this idea,
It seen simple to me>

I told a friend in office about this (female for that matter) she suggested this,
I tell you, I totally forget that simple step immediately i saw her this morning.

Thanks i'm going to print this out right now.

Question are u a female to give this idea?

cogbuagu:


May God bless you for this idea,
It seen simple to me>

I told a friend in office about this (female for that matter) she suggested this,
I tell you, I totally forget that simple step immediately i saw her this morning.

Thanks i'm going to print this out right now.

Question are u a female to give this idea?

umm i dont know what my gender have to do with anything but i am a dude. my profile clearly indicates that.

omega25red: poster

you will have to invest a lot of time in this caper you are about to undertake.

What you have to start with is, start saying good morning when you pass her by or at least acknowledge her by smiling when ever you pass her

from there in two weeks stop her once and ask what time it is. This would help you hear what she sounds like (there are good looking women whose voice is a turn off)

Keep saying good morning and then add some jokes like: i finally found my watch and i'm still late (insert haha)

then the rest is up to you asking for her name and what she does. if she gives you a second look you can ask to exchange numbers because if possible you would like to take her out to dinner.

the rest will be history.

This process might seem slow but trust me most women hate an aggresive starnger who stops them in the street talking about i love you. Her reaction will be niqqa i dont even know you

chop knuckles....!!
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...and btw,op,you are not in love with her..
You are just strongly attracted to her!!

slimyem: chop knuckles....!!
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...and btw,op,you are not in love with her..
You are just strongly attracted to her!!

Ok i agreee with u.
I'm highly attracted to her!!

Men y need to see her face.

God help me,i just don't want any other better one ooo!!!!!!!!!!

So 'someone' eventually endorsed Omega's style.
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Nice one......

grab her yansh and run!!!!

Mr. Poster you are adorable lol.

Like one of the responses states, start talking to her and do keep an open mind cos you will hate to find out she is married or seeing someone else.

Remember she cannot bite you (at least not in public… we hope).

Idowuogbo: grab her yansh and run!!!!

@op, police will grab you and move to somewhere you will not like

Idowuogbo: grab her yansh and run!!!!

On a serious note....wetin u go do if someone grabs/spanks ur yansh and run?

ayobase:

On a serious note....wetin u go do if someone grabs/spanks ur yansh and run?

i will make sure dat face of his written off.

Ki lo fe fa gbogbo dede ne yen

alluson: @op, police will grab you and move to somewhere you will not like

lailai!!! police is ur friend joor! dem go compensate u and jail d victim.

U can't be in love, you haven't even spoken to her. Lets hope you will get to it eventually,though.

cogbuagu:


May God bless you for this idea,
It seen simple to me>

I told a friend in office about this (female for that matter) she suggested this,
I tell you, I totally forget that simple step immediately i saw her this morning.

Thanks i'm going to [b]print [/b]this out right now.

Question are u a female to give this idea?

Print?

still need help

I passed her again this morning ooo!!!
Men things were tight that i would not say your "beautiful oo"

I know the bus stop where she wait for her staff bus,
What should i do if i go there to meet her.
It seen difficult to tell her that while moving because many are moving also and will hear me tell her that.

You better don't kill yaself.
I hope you've also prepared yourself for rejection should in case things don't go the way you planned.

Just work on trying to get a communication channel going between you two before thinking about her as your future wife.

Here is a sure way, figure out where she lives, get a bottle of vodka,drink excessively, stand at the front her house, scream out loud saying ''I love u'' repeadtedly,just when she is about to say something pass out in front of her house,wherever u wake up afterwards. & if she was right beside u the whole time will tell u if she loves u as well.

Idowuogbo:
i will make sure dat face of his written off.

Ki lo fe fa gbogbo dede ne yen

Did u just speak ''egba'' there?

Legit1: Here is a sure way, figure out where she lives, get a bottle of vodka,drink excessively, stand at the front her house, scream out loud saying ''I love u'' repeadtedly,just when she is about to say something pass out in front of her house,wherever u wake up afterwards. & if she was right beside u the whole time will tell u if she loves u as well.

true that.

@ topic

say hi, good morning, etc?

is that too difficult?

I passed her again this morning ooo!!!
Men things were tight that i would not say your "beautiful oo"

this isnt love- its just infatuation until proven otherwise.

Legit1: Here is a sure way, figure out where she lives, get a bottle of vodka,drink excessively, stand at the front her house, scream out loud saying ''I love u'' repeadtedly,just when she is about to say something pass out in front of her house,wherever u wake up afterwards. & if she was right beside u the whole time will tell u if she loves u as well.

Idowuogbo: grab her yansh and run!!!!

baaadt gurl! Na ur advice be dat? @poster u need to gather plenty liver o! Just walk up to her and ask the usual question.....ermm! Sister do I know u from somewhere? I think ur face is familiar.do u live in oshodi? Bla bla bla! I tell you she is gonna respond.good luck!

berem: baaadt gurl! Na ur advice be dat? @poster u need to gather plenty liver o! Just walk up to her and ask the usual question.....ermm! Sister do I know u from somewhere? I think ur face is familiar.do u live in oshodi? Bla bla bla! I tell you she is gonna respond.good luck!

Na with those lines ur now bf dey take nack u akapako?

@OP,
d prob may nt b onesided. May b she has dis intimidatin appearance/personality dt mkes u forget almost evrytin u wanted to say to her or to even cum close. But first, v u eva seen her smile b4?

berem: baaadt gurl! Na ur advice be dat? @poster u need to gather plenty liver o! Just walk up to her and ask the usual question.....ermm! Sister do I know u from somewhere? I think ur face is familiar.do u live in oshodi? Bla bla bla! I tell you she is gonna respond.good luck!

beautiful one
but i have so many lies like this. i do not want to get her later tell her how i lied to win her heart?

Any girl that does this to get me, i will ever take her to be fake

Most i have to lie?

cogbuagu:

beautiful one
but i have so many lies like this. i do not want to get her later tell her how i lied to win her heart?

Any girl that does this to get me, i will ever take her to be fake

Most i have to lie?

lolz....u neva wan get d babe nah..wots wrong in tellin a lil white lie? Oya na..remain dia. Even if u tell her later, cnt u give a gud reason y u did dat?

Maria-Goretti:
lolz....u neva wan get d babe nah..wots wrong in tellin a lil white lie? Oya na..remain dia. Even if u tell her later, cnt u give a gud reason y u did dat?

there are many ways in killing a rat. not by lie man