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He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by hakunajay(m): 12:39pm On Aug 18, 2012
A man who had suffered so much because of
Poverty, was tired of Life and wanted to kill himself, so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the Railway, he didn't know that the Train drivers were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening. No train came, so he was very tired and hungry. He then said," Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER KILLS ME.!
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by bingbagbo(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2012
hakunajay: A man who had suffered so much because of
Poverty, was tired of Life and wanted to kill himself, so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the Railway, he didn't know that the Train drivers were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening. No train came, so he was very tired and hungry. He then said," Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER KILLS ME.!



JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: READ GBAGBOLOSOPHY

PUNISHMENT: SWEEP THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL TOILET FOR ONE WEEK angry angry
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by andicod1st(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2012
smh..common sense. I thot u wanted 2 die.
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by hakunajay(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:


JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: READ GBAGBOLOSOPHY

PUNISHMENT: SWEEP THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL TOILET FOR ONE WEEK angry angry

COMMENT GRADING: FF

REMARKS: MAKE BETTER COMMENTS OR WALK AWAY NEXT TIME..

PUNISHMENT: PACK ALL THE S..HIT IN THE NAFDAC TOILET [WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT FIND THE ELUSIVE PELLETS TO INCRIMINATE BABA SUWE]

NONSENSE!

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Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by bunmioguns(m): 1:19pm On Aug 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:


JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: READ GBAGBOLOSOPHY

PUNISHMENT: SWEEP THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL TOILET FOR ONE WEEK angry angry
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Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by bingbagbo(m): 1:20pm On Aug 18, 2012
hakunajay:

COMMENT GRADING: FF

REMARKS: MAKE BETTER COMMENTS OR WALK AWAY NEXT TIME..

PUNISHMENT: PACK ALL THE S..HIT IN THE NAFDAC TOILET [WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT FIND THE ELUSIVE PELLETS TO INCRIMINATE BABA SUWE]

NONSENSE!





heeeeeeeeey!!!! see me see wahalla oooo!, who gave this bush pig chewing stick to brush? ode!! angry
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by larride(m): 5:50pm On Aug 18, 2012
Errant rubbish.......mtchew
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by hakunajay(m): 6:29pm On Aug 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:




heeeeeeeeey!!!! see me see wahalla oooo!, who gave this bush pig chewing stick to brush? ode!! angry

lol... Oya no vex, monkey!
Re: He Really Want To Commit Suicide... by hakunajay(m): 6:30pm On Aug 18, 2012
larride: Errant rubbish.......mtchew

Badt belle!!!!

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