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Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by waltzoffor(m): 6:58am On Sep 07, 2012 |
1] Wen u have worked in a company for 10yrs witout promotion. 2] Wen u fail Maths & English in Waec. 3] Wen u slap a Soldier Man. 4] Wen ur car spends many days @ de mechanic shop dan on de road. 5] Wen u are sleeping in de class wit ur eyes opened. 6] Wen u use candle 2 go & START ur generator. 7] If u are a christain in d mist of Bokoharam & u are claiming 2 be a Muslim & ur phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" 8] Wen u mistake Super-glue 4 an Eye- drop. 9] Wen u got robbed-off ur black-berry @ noon & they cum bak @ night 2 collect de charger & ur password. 10] Wen u still look damn ugly after taking a photo-shot. 11] Wen u vomit pounded yam wit Egusi soup in de church during a 3days fasting & prayer service. 12] Wen a Rat eats ur name out of all ur original documents. 13] Wen u didn't attend university & u keep looking 4 ur name @ NYSC posting. 14] Wen u are 18+ and u still wear Pampas. 15] Wen u carry candle dey look 4 were fuel dey smell 4rm - (continue, u go soon see am) 16] Wen ur house is on fire & u wan use Gas do fire Extinguisher -(u don die) 17] Wen u call MTN 2 tell dem dat ur free browsing cheat has stopped working. 18] Wen u get Stuck in an Elevator wit a bokoharam suicide bomber. 19] Wen ur only son joins de Nigerian Police Force. 20] Wen d person interviewing u @ ur new job is de same guy u insulted in Traffic -(U go apologise tire) 21] Wen u throw away de money u are suppose 2 pay d conductor instead of de Gala wrapper -(U go cry reach house) 22] Wen u are on top of a motorcycle & de okada man dey PING... (na ur automatic ticket 2 baba God be dat) 23] Wen u submit ur Answer sheet wit ur Expo inside. 24] Wen u finish eating in de Restaurant & u wanna pay & u just realised dat u left ur wallet in de Taxi - (start 2 de prepare ur Grammer) 1 Like |
Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by jumsnarol: 8:38am On Sep 07, 2012 |
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Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by Nobody: 8:58am On Sep 07, 2012 |
Seen like a trillion times. Too stale |
Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by waltzoffor(m): 6:05am On Sep 08, 2012 |
U said so, but it wont be a calamity to d views. |
Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by Witi(m): 5:48am On Sep 09, 2012 |
When you misplace 100 pieces of 5000naira note. |
Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:55am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Witi: When you misplace 100 pieces of 5000naira note. Now, that one na die... LOL |
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