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Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 9:56pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion 14. when you fail only maths and english in waec. 13. If u slap a military man 12. if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road 11. If you are an arsenal Fan 10. when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC 9. you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram and you phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 8. when u mistake a super glue for an eye drop 7. Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly 6. when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5. if Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play 4. when u r-ape a military man's only child. 3. when a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2. when your only child joins d Nigerian police force 1. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber P.S-if this doesnt make you laugh,pls walk out quietly! Peace! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Killz3(m): 10:12pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
LMAO @ if you are an arsenal fan! & when a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lepaciousyem, so you be joker? ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 10:15pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
^this one no be copyright o, na steal-right! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Killz3(m): 10:22pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Confirm! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Post the link before that idi[i]o[/i]t Princek12 go reach here! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 10:36pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
16. if u read dis joke laff then forces dey pursue u from village (NO offieensese) |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 10:47pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
~Killz~:link no der jor! anyone wey wan chop link,make hin go find am! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() DONkollione:bad belle! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 9:36am On Feb 28, 2012 |
Nice one! ![]() no mind donkollione jare. Im never chop, na hunger dey cause all dis tinz. |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Homar(m): 9:59am On Feb 28, 2012 |
9 10 and 3 are d bomb |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 2:39pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
booqee:@bolded, yeah.guessed as much! Homar: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Kuulnomsy(m): 3:52pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
11. If you are an arsenal Fan Must u remind them of their woes ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by slimyem: 5:45pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
^yes o! they dare not show their face in here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Nobody: 6:30pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
nice one ![]() ![]() ![]() 9&10 re true jare |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Lucario007(m): 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
So Funny! especially u 8, 9 and 10! Nice!!!! ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by bunmioguns(m): 11:31am On Feb 29, 2012 |
slimyem: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by sutoboy(m): 11:54pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
passing by again |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by eklassical(m): 6:53pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
****so hilarious****** ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by gendebs(m): 10:29am On Apr 01, 2012 |
nice one. I give u 2 slap sorry double salute |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by tpia5: 8:27pm On May 23, 2012 |
when you see a battalion of non-nigerians and nigerians who you dont know from adam, following you everywhere and losing sleep on your account. yet you're hard pressed to even know they exist? can only mean na from nigeria dem send dem come!!! God punish satan o!! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From The Village: by Ajibel(m): 10:36pm On May 23, 2012 |
slimyem: 15. if you have worked in a company for 10years without promotion u are a bush fowl mtchew |
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