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Psalm 23 According To President Jonathan by ebamma(m): 3:40pm On Aug 24, 2012
PDP is my party i shall not want,he makes me to lie down in aso rock mansion,he leads me to the post of president,he restoreth my pride,he leads me in the paths of lootingness for his names sake.
Yea Though i walk through the roads of borno state,i shall fear no evil,for soldiers and policemen are with me,their guns and their bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank account before me,in the presence of my enemies,the anoint my account with bribes,my balance runs over
Surely Patience and her english shall follow me,all the days of my life,and i shall dwell in my house in bayelsa forever and ever Amen.

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