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Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 12:27am On Aug 29, 2012 |
After English Exam Akpors' dad: How was the paper? Akpors: It was easy but question 5 confused me. Akpors' dad: What was the question? Akpors: Question 5 wanted the past tense of "THINK". I thought and thought and thought but I ended up writing"THUNK" |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by larride(m): 2:45am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Nice collections you got here. |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by Nobody: 3:08am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Lwkmh |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:25am On Aug 29, 2012 |
AKPORS IN GHANA Atongo was getting into the shower just as his wife was finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rang. Mrs Atongo quickly wrapped a towel and rushed downstairs. When she opened the door, Guess who..it was Akpors,their next-door neighbour. Before she said a word,Akpors said, "I'll give you Ghc20 if u drop that towel." After thinking for a moment,Mrs Atongo dropped her towel and stood naked in front of Akpors, after a few seconds,Akpors gave her Ghc 20 and left. The woman wrapped back up in the towel and got back upstairs. When she got to the bathroom, her husband Atongo asked her, "Who was that?" "It was Akpors the next door neighbour" she replied. "Great" Atongo asked again, "did he give you the Ghc 20 he owes me?" Doctors r still tryin to revive Mrs Atongo insyd Akoto lante polyclinic. |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:28am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Okon (laughing): My friend (akpors) has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my phone John: So what’s next? . , . . . . . . . . . . Okon: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister. |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:36am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner in her house, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said: “Akpors, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon” After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, akpors was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: “Where were you and why are you so wet?” Akpors: “I went home to get my pyjamas! Lwkmd |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:39am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Akpors, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 49 people dead at the spot was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.. . Akpors was interrogated Policeman: …So akpors, how did you end up killing 49 people Akpors: I was driving @80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. Policeman: Hit the two men of course! Akpors: exactly, We think alike ooo! but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him. Na akpors fault ?? |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by magnificio(m): 6:03am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Oboi! Lmao, men u 2much |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by ayobase(m): 8:37am On Aug 29, 2012 |
born2fuck: That was something else...keep it coming! . U have finally discovered ur talent..forget those bleeping tinz o! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 10:35am On Aug 29, 2012 |
ayobase:these are not my jokes,I am not a comedian, they are internet jokes |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by jpassion987: 11:14am On Aug 29, 2012 |
Dis guy don make me dey cry here |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by mikerob116(m): 12:05pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
LWKMD! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 1:43pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Akpos wan die? A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 1:46pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Akpos Papa Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do ![]() Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell ” LION ” Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO 2 Likes |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 1:48pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Today’s lesson at school is Animal science Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called? Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby. The Exam During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam.. Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpors: How do you know that I was copying? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “ 1 Like |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by Mutumdaya(m): 4:32pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
I love dis jokes |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by mikerob116(m): 11:41pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
Come who get this thread self,shey na copyright or born2fuck? Ok i don see am. Nice jokes bro. |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by ayobase(m): 12:40am On Aug 30, 2012 |
born2fuck: these are not my jokes,I am not a comedian, they are internet jokes Of course, I do know...ur remixes are better buddy! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 4:55am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Doctor and Akpors Dr: Do exercise daily for good health Akpors: Sir I play Football Cricket, Tennis daily. Dr: How long do you play? .. . . Akpors: Until the battery in my mobile goes down |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:12am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Akpos went for interview Interviewer: Tell me the opposite ofGood Akpos: Hmm... Bad Interviewer: Come. Akpos: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. Akpos: Fine. Interviewer: U're wrong Akpos:U're right Interviewer: Shut up Akpos: Keep talking. Interviewer: Ok now stop all that. Akpos: Ok now carry on all that. Interviewer: Get Out. Akpos: Come In. Interviewer: Oh my God. Akpos: Oh my Devil. Interviewer: U r Rejected. Akpos: I m selected Interviewer: Eish!!!! Akposl; Wow!!!!! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:17am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Akpors spat saliva and rubbed on his head. Teacher: Akpors! What stupid thing are you doing? ...Why are you smearing your head with saliva? Akpors: Madam! I overheard my Mum last night telling my Dad in their Bedroom, that if it is hard and not entering properly, he should apply saliva on the head and it will surely enter! Because what you are teaching is not entering, I have 2 rub saliva on my head. 1 Like |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 5:20am On Aug 30, 2012 |
Its Akpors again . One day a techer fell asleep in class, akpors went to him and said ''teacher, are you sleeping?'' ''no!!'', the teacher replied. Then akpors asked,''what are you doing then?'' ''i am talking to God'', replied the teacher. Then the next day, akpors fell asleep as well. The teacher went to him and said "akpors, are you sleeping in my class?" "No!" replied akpors. "What are you doing then?" asked the teacher. "i am talking to God as well", said akpors. The angry teacher shouted, "what did your God say ![]() |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
born2fuck: Akpors is dying of cancer, but keepsI don't get it! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
This thrd dey make konji catch me,9ce work @poster,keep it up! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 3:47am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Mrs Akpors lost 3 panties in her house and blamed her maid in the presence of the husband - Mr Akpors. The embarrassed maid said, "Oga, thank God say u dey here, U be my witness. You know say I no dey wear panties". YEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Mrs Akpors fainted. |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by ayobase(m): 12:54pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
MuhMubRaj: I don't get it! Will u bleep a widow whose husband died as a result of AIDS? 1 Like |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by kissoflife: 1:04pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
born2fuck: Girl invited her boyfriend overlmao |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by kissoflife: 1:09pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
born2fuck: An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her husband (Akpors) on phone.can't stop laughing!! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by andicod1st(m): 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
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Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 6:23am On Sep 01, 2012 |
SEE MATHEMATICAL AKPOS IN CLASS, THE TEACHER IS ASKING HIM SOME LITTLE MATHS QUESTIONS.. READ D CONVERSATIONS BELOW ITS FUNNY! Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have? AKPOS: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven!!! Angry Teacher : Where did you get ur seven from? AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already get 1 cat for House! |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 7:10am On Sep 01, 2012 |
Little Akpors came in to the kitchen and found his grandmother eating breakfast. "Where is mom and dad he asks?" His grandmother replied: "They'r still in bed." Akpors smiled and went to play. Two hours later he came back and asked,"Where is mom & dad?" His grandmother replied: "They are still in bed."He giggled and went back to play. He came back at lunch and asked,"Where is mom & dad, are they still in bed?" His grandmother replied: Yea...Akpors laughed. What d laughin abt?"asked his grandmother. Akpors replied: "Last night dad came into my room asking for Vaseline and I gave him super glue |
Re: Laff Life With Apkor- Best Jokes(copyright) by born2boink(m): 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
little akpors gets on a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''The driver starts getting mad at noisy akpors, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' akpors goes on wi...th several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at akpors, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' akpors smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' 1 Like 1 Share |
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