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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by olsmade(m): 3:39pm On Aug 31, 2012
Yaya6:

So u no know MOLEGEDE, OBANTOKO, ITOKO, ONIKOKO, ANIGBADO, ILENIKU?

So you no know ADIGBE, PANSHEKE, ONIKOLOBO, Idi Aba
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by slimyem: 3:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
still in Lagos..
-etegbin..
-Shibiri...
-Ijagemo..
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by ujukala: 3:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
Umuomatanta! It was my street in Enugu. Till today, I don't know its meaning.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
For Abeokuta you go fear names now...
Iyana Mortuary-Meaning A bypass leading to a Morgue
Olomoré- Abeg wetin this one mean?
Ita Oshin- No ask me d meaning ... Cos I no get idea
Anikulapo- meaning having death in ones pocket
For Ibadan ... I don't even wanna start, they are so absurd
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:55pm On Aug 31, 2012
larride: Mowe/Ibafo

Iboko - (only God knows d meaning)
Sefun-Elede - (pigs village)
Sefun-Ota - (enemies village)
Papa - (its sounds like father but the meaning is plain field)
Orimerunmu - (only God knows d meaning)
Olowoporoku - (rich man has killed death)
Olowotedo - (rich man has settled)
Pakuro - (break groundnut)
Lotto
Loburo
Imedu-nla
Imedu-alase
Mogbè, u go fear names oooo..... Abeg tell me how person wey dey live for this kind places go make am for this life.... Sefun elede... What were they thinking?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2012
olsmade:

So you no know ADIGBE, PANSHEKE, ONIKOLOBO, Idi Aba
Awon ti Egbà lele hi oooo
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Dnaz(m): 3:58pm On Aug 31, 2012
Mammy water junction in nnewi
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 4:01pm On Aug 31, 2012
These are the few I can readily remember....

Ugwunchara - Umuahia (Abia State)
Bekaji - Yola (Adamawa State)
Old Mango Bus stop - Awka (Anambra State)
Ukwu Oji - Awka (Anambra State)
Arroma - Awka (Anambra State)
Mbajiaka - Awka (Anambra State)
Look and pass lodge - Awka (Anambra State)
Mbgidi - (Anambra State)
Odoakpu - Onitsha (Anambra State)
Fegge - Onitsha (Anambra State)
Ugwunabankpa - Onitsha (Anambra State)
Abacha Village - (Anambra State)
Ogbogonogo - Asaba (Delta State)
Edegbrode - Sapele (Delta State)
Adagbrasa - Sapele (Delta State)
Abakpa - (Enugu State)
Kenyatta Street - Uwani (Enugu)
Imezi Owa - (Enugu State)
Awo-omamma Imo State
Abgoroko Village - Ojo (Lagos State)
Igbo Elerin - Okoko (Lagos State)
Ewedogbon Bus stop - LASU/Isheri Rd (Lagos State)
Alagomeji - Yaba (Lagos State)
Ajangbadi - (Lagos State)
Itoshin - Abeokuta (Ogun State)
Panseke - Abeokuta (Ogun State)
Cocain Avenue - Jos (Plateau State)
Dogno Duse - Jos (Plateau State)
Tudun wada - Jos (Plateau State)

Kai, I don waka o!

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by redsquare(m): 4:09pm On Aug 31, 2012
In PH:
Rumuodomanya
Rumuobiakani
Rumuolumeni
Rumunduru
Rumudara
Rumuola
Rumuokwuta
Rumuigbo
Rumukalagbo
Rumualogu
Rumuapara
Rumuche
Rumuji
Rumusunwo
Rumuagholu
Rumuosi
Rumuorosi
Rumueme
Rumuomoi
Rumu.................

Na so so rumu (room) full PH, no wonder Ikwerre man no dey use room/house play. Ikwerre meka oo. grin grin grin


grin grin grin grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by sallyopy(f): 4:11pm On Aug 31, 2012
Oke ogun are of oyo state: places lk oke-oh, igana,lalate,tede,
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by teezlycrest(m): 4:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
freecocoa: *Amawire
*Wetheral Road
*Douglas Road
*Azu NEPA- Area
*Ihiagwa- Area
*Amakaohia- Area
*Uzonmmiri- bus stop
*Ezieze- bus stop
*Nkaramoche -Area
*Umuezeawala - Area
*Cherubim- bus stop
*Pole - bus stop
*school gate - bus stop
*Akwaakuma- Area

Owerri na the place
To much futo/ihiagwa dey worry u!

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by cdamsel(f): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2012
Eifeh: New heaven, best street name see this name holy ghost. 042 unu di ok.
its haven,nt heaven
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Richiy(f): 4:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
Honestly, my area does nt have named streets. Come to think of it!
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Eifeh(m): 4:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
GOZILLA: Ukwu mango and azu nepa
you remind me one block juntion for enugu(onye year one block house)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by teezlycrest(m): 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2012
olsmade:

So you no know ADIGBE, PANSHEKE, ONIKOLOBO, Idi Aba
Still on abk tinz; lafenwa, adatan, ibara, osele, itaoshu, oke mosan, oke lewo etc. I miss dat city mehn! Nysc yr
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Jayfizz(m): 4:17pm On Aug 31, 2012
In abeokuta we have:ALABATA,ALAMALA,ELEGA and so on...
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by RuuDie(m): 4:17pm On Aug 31, 2012
On my travels through Ogun/Ondo states. . .there is a sign-post somewhere along the road, I think in Ogun, that identifies a certain area as "Oni-paraga Town" - don't know if its for real sha!

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 31, 2012
OLUWASHIDI: my pry skul teacher's street.he always talkd about it without any sign of mischief,but we kids wud raise our eyebrows n smile.It prolly hs another meaning. OKO MALA:actually means mallam's farm but we boys used 2 interprete it d other way...u knw wat i mean.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by yamunla(m): 4:19pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ariyke: sharp corner, aina akera, ajayi ibe, toko taya, jinadu etccheesy
Lol..see as u mention my street name...ajayi ibe for orile agege.u be agege babe? If yes abeg text me on 08024029711..u too gbaskiii
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by BigBossMan(m): 4:24pm On Aug 31, 2012
CAN YOU BEAT THE FOLLOWING IN EDO STATE
1. EASY MOTION STREET
2. WAHALA JUNCTION/WAHALA POLICE STATION
3. AKARA JUNCTION( COS OF A POPULAR AKARA(BEAN CAKE) SPOT
4. SANTANA JUNCTION(SIMILAR TO THE ONE ABOVE)
5. ANGLE 90 (IN UROMI AND AUCHI)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Heymus(m): 4:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
amiskurie: Damnmmm!
Lemme start from kosofe local goverment: sadiku,agiliti,alapere,ile-seat,ile-ile and more.
Agbado oke-odo LCDA:alakuko,alagbado,dalemo,abule-taylor and many more.
Ajah: ajiwe,papa,awoyaya,lakowe,eleko and more.
ALAGBADO(the one that owns corn) beside ALAKUKO(the one that owns fowl) not too far from AGBADO(corn), then EQUATION IS BALANCED.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 4:30pm On Aug 31, 2012
Beretta92: OLUWASHIDI: my pry skul teacher's street.he always talkd about it without any sign of mischief,but we kids wud raise our eyebrows n smile.It prolly hs another meaning. OKO MALA:actually means mallam's farm but we boys used 2 interprete it d other way...u knw wat i mean.
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OKO MALA rings a bell, that should be around Ago okota
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Dygeasy(m): 4:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
toygod2: This jokers don come here again..... ;DThis jokers don come here again.....
hey man its been long o..dd u travel?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Dygeasy(m): 4:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ologun eru (d owner of twenty slaves) in ibadan
Ogbere idi osan
oremeji (two friends)
Eleha (d muslim ninjas)
Cele (as in celestial)
Kumapayi (death don't kill dis one )
all in ibadan
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Eifeh(m): 4:44pm On Aug 31, 2012
One block junction(one year one block house) holy ghost in enugu
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by schorlbone(m): 4:45pm On Aug 31, 2012
So na here all y'all dey abi? grin ok!

Shey una don hia of 'lion junction', 'toto avenue', 'Igbo street', 'ashawo road'? LOL!
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by younix(f): 4:52pm On Aug 31, 2012
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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by kingblosky: 4:54pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Bayelsa; you see Igbogene; Okutukutu; okpolo; Kpansa ; Mbiama; Swale and many strange names.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by 1Dray(m): 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2012
freecocoa: *Amawire
*Wetheral Road
*Douglas Road
*Azu NEPA- Area
*Ihiagwa- Area
*Amakaohia- Area
*Uzonmmiri- bus stop
*Ezieze- bus stop
*Nkaramoche -Area
*Umuezeawala - Area
*Cherubim- bus stop
*Pole - bus stop
*school gate - bus stop
*Akwaakuma- Area

Owerri na the place

Freecocoa na FUTO abi Nekede campusbabe abi na graduate?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by omoijoba1: 5:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:
Amusu Amusu
Imagine this! I grew up around this Agbotikuyo area in Agege. Although I no longer live there, I still wonder how they came about the name.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Heymus(m): 5:14pm On Aug 31, 2012
younix: In Abule egba, u av Ekoro bstop, Agbelekale bstop, Omi ata junction.
lol! @ omi ata junction i knw the junction very wella.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by freecocoa(f): 5:17pm On Aug 31, 2012
1Dray:

Freecocoa na FUTO abi Nekede campusbabe abi na graduate?
No but i get shop for nekede.undecided

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