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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by 1Dray(m): 5:18pm On Aug 31, 2012
At Gombe:
-Urumin Dao, meaning Dao's cementry.
-Nasarawo
-Filin kwanlo gogobi
-Hanyan sarikin bolari.
At Zaria:
-Mararara
-Sukugi
-Jafaru
-Hanyan sarikin fada
-Alahudauda
-Angwan fulani
-Angwan godo
-Lanyin gidan mai angwa
-Kofa Kuyanbana.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Inik(m): 5:19pm On Aug 31, 2012
Little London street in Abraka and new york street in warri
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by jango77(m): 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2012
in maiduguri where i reside now,we have hanya shanu(COW ROAD) bakin akuya(GOAT MOUTH) eafot road(AIRPORT ROAD shocked shocked shocked
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by luv2talk(m): 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2012
january21: i live in Ilorin and mine are: itakure, okekere, isale moliki, biada, kilanko, idi ori, oke ose, alalubosa, agbakiaka e.t.c. grin
u no well oooh, why u dey bash my town nah..ok, let me add more
:
Ode Jamaje( i.e. child bittees compound)
:
Ode Dagbenu(i.e. shit packers compound)
:
itakudimo ( Place wey death catch me)
Oke Kura (i.e. Criminals avenue.) *this is the location of ilorin prison yard)

Adeta ( i.e. i don reach ur domut)

Abemi (i.e. Underwater)
More to come
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Duxe(f): 5:21pm On Aug 31, 2012
Calabar

aka nso ko (wetin u de find der?)
etak udari (under udari tree)
nyad owo (e pepper person)
nyakasang (leave my staff!)
ikot ndarake(bush of no rejoicing)
lol..e 2 plenty!
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Dnaz(m): 5:32pm On Aug 31, 2012
johnsluv: Mummywater junction


O boy grin so u dey nairaland too
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by delt2010(m): 5:35pm On Aug 31, 2012
Also in Abeokuta there is ADIGBE
Meaning to block bush or maybe poo.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Jarus(m): 5:50pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ilorin and Ibadan have the funniest area names.

Meanwhile, 'Takutijesu' is one name I find funny in my area in Lagos here.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Daddi: 6:00pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ariyke: sharp corner, aina akera, ajayi ibe, toko taya, jinadu etccheesy
You live there?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Clemzy16(m): 6:08pm On Aug 31, 2012
Here in BENIN, we have places like...
*Santanna Market
*Cementry LANE
*Wire ROAD
*Ugbiyoko
*Evbotubu etc..
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by jayjagz: 6:08pm On Aug 31, 2012
Oniparaga village, Odo Eran, Eleweran, Kotopo etc
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by oyebanji88(m): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
i live on d island and mine is WORO IYA AJE,COW LANE,OJU INA,APONGBON,ISALE EKO,..and many more
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by hurlliyu: 6:36pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ilara mokin,alagbelebu,kogberegbe
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Zamfara we have;
Hira da kwado (meaning chatting wit frogs avenue)

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 31, 2012
Way Back When I Was Staying In Bariga, there is "ORITA FÒGO" (JUNCTION OF BREAKING BOTTLES), oh, d good ol" days. To God be The Glory I Now Live in One Of the Most "tooshest" Area In Lagos!
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by alexola20(m): 7:22pm On Aug 31, 2012
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 7:59pm On Aug 31, 2012
In benin, no food for lazyman street, really funny
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by tcubed03: 8:00pm On Aug 31, 2012
In ikorodu.
Odogunyan (mortar is pounding yam)
Odonla (big mortar)
Odokekere (small mortar)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Aug 31, 2012
Also 'mammy-water street off Uwelu rd
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by femilowo(m): 8:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
Elewure, oniyanrin, tioya, amuloko all in ibadan
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by tiptess(f): 8:58pm On Aug 31, 2012
in ifako ijaye local government, there is an area called obawole (the king went into the ground)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by DANILSA(m): 9:07pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ade Olaniyi olanoku street
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by yomatty(m): 9:39pm On Aug 31, 2012
In ibadan dier is benjamin,arapaja,muslim,sanyo to say few
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Aug 31, 2012
Amukoko, a surburb of Lagos in Enuani dialect of the Igbo language is -smoked p*enis it could also mean rested p*enis depending on intonation.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by oneuniquemind(m): 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Akure
Ita oniyan
Ojuelegba junction
Ibule
Apatapiti
In Ogun
Adubuleja
In Ibadan- bere ki o to wo (ask b4 u enta)
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by easyz(m): 10:55pm On Aug 31, 2012
PasNet: For Mushin area in Lagos, we have streets like

Matuwo (no open am!!) - warning

Owokoniran (money nor get vision) - proverb

Kobiti (no meaning) - crazy tins

Akala (former oyo state gov) - efcc must investigate

Apesin (called to serve) - uhmmm...

Akodu (wetin he mean sef!!!)

Alakara (explicit) omo na police station be dat ooo.... Nor just go dia
mushin( mouth of horse)
agonron( new thing)
ojuwoye( eye of ----) chai! Nairalanders are very funny.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by franca30(f): 11:11pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Kano, Egbe road wic means gun road
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 31, 2012
iyana bokusoro in ibadan -- (avenue where you talk to d dead) grin grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Abbott(m): 11:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
Ikate Elegushi.
Enilolobo.
Olomowewe.
Beere.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by santa62(m): 11:49pm On Aug 31, 2012
bird in bush (London)

Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Tropilo(m): 12:23am On Sep 01, 2012
1, TOTO LOCAL GOVT.
2, OSUN STATE.
Osun and Toto mean the same thing.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by ebukah: 12:52am On Sep 01, 2012
canoe!
7&8
kpako....all in lagos btw isolo n ajao estate

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