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If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 4:29pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
If men got pregnant, 1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective. 6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 7. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes. 9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute. 10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm. happy xmas and merry new year ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ayusman16(m): 4:34pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
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Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 4:54pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
U don deh get liver deh yab us abi? Ne way cool. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
Tessy, U attended the Berlin conference and u came back to do this? U wan kill me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 8:41pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
Since many times ago. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2008 |
no be me talk am ooo |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:31am On Jan 04, 2008 |
I trust u na |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 8:41am On Jan 04, 2008 |
I wan been vex when i see this post. Then i look the name of the poster. Then i just bone because no be today tessybaby don dey reason like who get mouth for Yaba Left-side. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:47am On Jan 04, 2008 |
Guy e be likesay u wan eter 2 of us. Make i go re-inforce |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 8:48am On Jan 04, 2008 |
Ben don dey plan dis attack, e don tey. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jan 04, 2008 |
chei ben! ![]() ![]() ![]() ol girl u try well well nice one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() iteun reinforce with gunpoint and teadr |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:58am On Jan 04, 2008 |
Gunpoint - exile TT - Absent Sauckid - training abroad Kronky - -No idea Migines - Gentleman Thuggy - too reckless I am left to do this alone |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2008 |
ROFLMAO ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 10:29am On Jan 04, 2008 |
ben~jay: Ben keep on attacking me but just know i will not give in to ur proposal NEVER ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Jan 04, 2008 |
i see ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by cute9jaguy(m): 10:37am On Jan 04, 2008 |
Your wishes wont come true! AMEN ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ravenzord(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
TESSY U GET MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH,neways it's good 2 dream,u sure say ur 2nd name no be josephina? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
raven why u too dey miss yarn ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
ravenzord: Guy how you take know. shakes Tessybaby @Tessy Na for your dreams i ask you out ? Swthrt Even if you join mountain of fire and miracles, I no go still fall for you. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ThugLife1(m): 6:03pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
em em oh ok |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 7:25am On Jan 07, 2008 |
@ BEN U want make i talk abi? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:05am On Jan 07, 2008 |
Silence is the best answer for a f**L |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Jan 07, 2008 |
like you ryte ![]() |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 11:05am On Jan 07, 2008 |
ituen: i'm back and need i tell you,my services dont come cheap |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 11:08am On Jan 07, 2008 |
. . . . They come wit a bottle of shepé |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 11:10am On Jan 07, 2008 |
to appease the gods and fallen heroes |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 11:41am On Jan 07, 2008 |
And d sacred spirits guarding ur digestive system. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 2:57pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Definition of SHEPE in relation to SAUCEKID The fuel that drives his brain. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 3:19pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
atleast he has brains. . some pple head dey filled with surdust here. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 3:48pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
like yours abi? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 3:55pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Looks at tessy's post and laughs. You looking for someone that will deminish your rep on this forum right ? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 4:01pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
synonymous name ituen and rape |
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