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If Men Got Pregnant by DONFASZY(m): 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
1. Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. 14. Women would rule the world. |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by mukina2: 1:26pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
lwkmd |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Jeovy(m): 1:33pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
@don hope u are not speaking from experience |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by DONFASZY(m): 2:00pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
@@@@@@@@@Jeovy e b like say u no no me, na beat i dey beat people like u |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by DONFASZY(m): 12:51pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Abbygyal(f): 12:55pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
lwkmd |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Lolabbey: 1:30pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by biola44: 1:49pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
lol @ post If i were a girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. . . . |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by blissieng(f): 2:03pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
arnt you? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 2:06pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
nope. . . I am def a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn werin u be. . . A. I? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 2:08pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
e be like say na u go i ordain me e-loff as i don divorce werin say ye? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by blissieng(f): 2:14pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
na so u wan take toast me? I don suffer! Surely u can do berra. . . |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 2:19pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
make i write application? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by okunrin3: 2:47pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
yes |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 2:55pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
@obirin. . . i notice you're new on here. . .so state ur purpose or |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by blissieng(f): 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
forever hold ya peace |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 3:11pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
thanks dear. . . |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Lolabbey: 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
u'r welcom |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 4:12pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
mama. . .dem no tell me say me n u dem wan join as e-loffer?? na bliss i been dey greet o ALL my "damsels" done live me go |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ashaby(f): 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
@poster If wishes were horses, |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
@ashaby make i cum join u for ur room?? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by romsky: 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 4:45pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
@ayamatanga why u dey appear everywhere i dey like dis. . . na u dem wan use do me for NL? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by romsky: 4:53pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 5:00pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
werin do u pomade?? |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Lolabbey: 5:08pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
pomade cream |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by v3: 5:13pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
he invented it dear |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tbaby4purpose2009: 2:59pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
for crying it loud pls tell dem again as if say dey never hearam |
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Abbygyal(f): 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
na username be rat? chineke |
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