Meaning
G-unit : Super hardcore ghetto slang for "Gee, you knit?"

50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey, just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!&quo t;
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black

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G-Unit : The ward of a hospital between the F-Unit and the H-Unit

Usually where Pimps go during a medical emergency

Soon after his run-in with the fuzz, Chester was admitted into the G-Unit
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g-unit : The Backstreet Boys of Hip-Hop.

"I'm a gangster
I kill people
I get all the chicks
and, Umm, Umm, Brain Block as usual."
- Gay-Unit


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g-unit head of the group is 50 cent born and raised in Swathmore, Pa and attended the Friends Select private school in Philadelphia, later on in his life he got a record deal with Ja-Rule, but was later shot because he dissed ja and Ja paid a dude to shoot him, 50 then after being shot informed the police on who it was and got him locked up. Later 50 was then pulled by Eminem to be his new comodity and puppet, the made a new image for him A "Gangsta", they then decided to say he was from Jamaica Queens so he can compeat with Ja Rule about bein from the same hood, but was kinda silly to people in queens who never herd of him because he was never from there, after Eminem told everybody to buy his Cd, all the kids did it, now he is one of the best sellers in america, and now he also thinks he the best rapper, which is a little funny cause he cant even deliver one punchline, then he got 3 other rappers to join him and dick-ride him for the money.

and that is how G-unit was formed.

50 cent thinks hes the best cause he can sell records.


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G-Unit : A group of gays led by a pussy named 50 Cent. They act all tough like they are thugs, but they are all pussy.
Here are the members-
50 Cent- Buck-Toothed fake gangster
Lloyd Banks- WANGSTA
Young Buck- Hick from Tennessee
Tony Yayo- Only real g who is a bad rapper
Olivia- Bitch whose tits arent real
Ma$e- newest member- gay priest who uses kids in his songs
Mobb Deep- good until they signed with g-unit
GGGGG-UNOT LISTEN TO THE GAME
Bleep 50 CENT
Bleep 50 CENT


Johnny- Im a gangsta cuz i like 50 Cent and G-unit
Me- u can take ur g-unit and shove it up ur ass wangsta.

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Men i dont know if it is funny to you. But its hella funny to me. Taken from the urban dictionary comments

More than Bullshit to me

Pls, Luk 4 d "it doznt make sense "section and post i t der.

Maybe Seun should create a section for dry Jokes so that Jokes like this can be posted there.

u ty brode

u try small

Hey I didn't say its compulsory to laugh. But I read it somewhere and it was funny to me. SIMPLE!!

Bravo! Mr "i don speak ma mind"

Which kind person be this ?
Did you notice this was a Nigerian Thread ?

tEsLim:

Meaning
G-unit : Super hardcore ghetto slang for "Gee, you knit?"

50 Cent: "What's up man?"
Tony Yayo: "Nothing much, homey, just knitting this sweater for my grandma."
50 Cent: "G-G-G-G-G-unit!&quo t;
Tony Yayo: "Why of course. Knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the Rutherford School under the tutelage of Sir Richard Meriweather. Why don't you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?"
50 Cent: "St-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! I'm going to be a big-time rapper some day, like Tupac Shakur!"
Tony Yayo: "Yeah, sure, that'll happen when I get locked up for gun possession! So, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?"
50 Cent: "F-F-Fo' shizzle my nizzle."
Tony Yayo: "Man, stop trying to be black

________________________________

G-Unit : The ward of a hospital between the F-Unit and the H-Unit

Usually where Pimps go during a medical emergency

Soon after his run-in with the fuzz, Chester was admitted into the G-Unit
----------------------------------------------------------


g-unit : The Backstreet Boys of Hip-Hop.

"I'm a gangster
I kill people
I get all the chicks
and, Umm, Umm, Brain Block as usual."
- Gay-Unit


--------------------------------------------

g-unit head of the group is 50 cent born and raised in Swathmore, Pa and attended the Friends Select private school in Philadelphia, later on in his life he got a record deal with Ja-Rule, but was later shot because he dissed ja and Ja paid a dude to shoot him, 50 then after being shot informed the police on who it was and got him locked up. Later 50 was then pulled by Eminem to be his new comodity and puppet, the made a new image for him A "Gangsta", they then decided to say he was from Jamaica Queens so he can compeat with Ja Rule about bein from the same hood, but was kind of silly to people in queens who never herd of him because he was never from there, after Eminem told everybody to buy his Cd, all the kids did it, now he is one of the best sellers in america, and now he also thinks he the best rapper, which is a little funny cause he can't even deliver one punchline, then he got 3 other rappers to join him and privates-ride him for the money.

and that is how G-unit was formed.

50 cent thinks hes the best cause he can sell records.


-------------------------------------------------

G-Unit : A group of gays led by a pussy named 50 Cent. They act all tough like they are thugs, but they are all pussy.
Here are the members-
50 Cent- Buck-Toothed fake gangster
Lloyd Banks- WANGSTA
Young Buck- Hick from Tennessee
Tony Yayo- Only real g who is a bad rapper
Olivia- Bitch whose tits arent real
Ma$e- newest member- gay priest who uses kids in his songs
Mobb Deep- good until they signed with g-unit
GGGGG-UNOT LISTEN TO THE GAME
Bleep 50 CENT
Bleep 50 CENT


Johnny- I'm a gangsta because i like 50 Cent and G-unit
Me- u can take your g-unit and shove it up your ass wangsta.

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Men i don't know if it is funny to you. But its hella funny to me. Taken from the urban dictionary comments

tEsLim:

Hey I didn't say its compulsory to laugh. But I read it somewhere and it was funny to me. SIMPLE!!

Bros no vex, dis stuff made u laugh?

Beats my imagination.

wats good for the geese cant be good for the horse

dint go thru it

very boring

kindly spice it up a bit pls

@Clem where pesin wan start to dey spice am up from ?

booooorrinnnnggg

Crap. .

Migines:

Please, Luk 4 d "it doznt make sense "section and post i t der.

ROFLMAO now "THIS" line is funny!!!!

Nt to me. . .

Let me take a nap... great colour palette, anyway.