1. Good night pals! (So?
Should
we cry?)
2. Am back pals! (So ?)
3. Am sick! (Go to a
hospital!)
4. My heart is broken, I will
never
love again
(hahahaha who is a heart
surgeon or
mechanic)
5. Am quitting facebook!
(See u
out! Do you
know how many people
are on
facebook? I
wont miss abit)
6. Facebook is boring! (hehe
cheer it up
because it you boring!)
7. Any lady /guy online? Hit
ma
inbox for a sex
chat? (Stupid pervert! This
is not
fuckbook)
8. Am back! Did u miss me?
(I
didn't even
notice you had gone... Duh!)
9. Kampala, NewYork, Cape
town,
Dubai here I
come. (Hey?? Are you a
Crusade)
10. I love my man...... (Tel him
inbox, not us)
11. Like, if you wanna go to
heaven or if you
love GOD. (Grain brain who
wants
hell or you
are preaching?)
pls add urs if any including
answers.

Am happy (who said we are sad)
Today will be my day of blessing (go to church n pray for its fulfillment, we tell you say we no want baba God blessing too nii)
Unfinished sentences n innuendos. (Grab a pad n write a thriller or better still a suspense novel)
Nollywood can make use of ur type.
Writing somebody's name n nothing else (jeez, if dem offend you, let us know, if not we don't need d advertisement.