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My Conversation With God by Pabloairmar(m): 1:47pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
Conversation with God Me : God, can I ask You a question? God : Sure Me : Promise You won't get mad….. God : I promise Me : Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God : What do you mean? Me : Well, I woke up late God : Yes Me : My car took forever to start God : Okay Me : at lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait God : Hmmmmm Me : On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call God : All right Me : And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. But it would not work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that? God : Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that Me (humbled) : OH God : I did not let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. Me : (ashamed) God : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I did not want you to catch what they have, I knew you could not afford to miss work. Me (embarrassed) : Okay God : Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I did not even let you talk to them so you would be covered. Me (softly) : I see God God : Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I did not think you wanted to be in the dark. Me : I'm Sorry God God : Don't be sorry, just learn to trust Me.... in All things , the Good and the bad. Me : I will trust You. God : And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan. Me : I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today. God : You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children... Comment "God is Great" and see what miracle will happen to you today 1 Like |
Re: My Conversation With God by Nobody: 1:54am On Sep 08, 2012 |
Pabloairmar: "God is Great"Yeah. |
Re: My Conversation With God by crackhouse(m): 5:40am On Sep 08, 2012 |
Yeah, God is great indeed! |
Re: My Conversation With God by larride(m): 10:27pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
GOD INDEED IS GREAT |
Re: My Conversation With God by dopeJemi: 11:00pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
omg! God z Greater dan d Greatest |
Re: My Conversation With God by Staris(f): 10:37am On Sep 09, 2012 |
Pabloairmar: Conversation with God
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