Relax and Enjoy
this piece please,




A call from a 419 guy with caller ID hidden:

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?

Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with?

Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK that could
be calling?

(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap, )

Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK
.)

(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)

Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognise my
voice initially?

(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially.
I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call
credit.)

Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially bad
boy) Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note.
Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such).
Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of
original curses for you.

Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.

Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama is leprous too? You didn't hear
about that, abi?

Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn't hear.

Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly). Too bad. Is your wife that foolish
too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our
blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too?

Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an
issue,

(, breaking in before he begins his story)

Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: (you offended me). I sent you money to buy me
a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back?
You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his
kind of patience I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I
give you what you deserve.

Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important,

Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to
school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419?
Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse you,
And you can't escape it if you continue like this. It's not a curse.

Mr. 419: I'll repay you.

After about 15 minutes of moves and countermoves, I owned up.

Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK . I just needed to
teach you a lesson. Go get a proper job.

Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and
you've been cursing me since morning!)

Disconnected

^^oloribuluku!

lmao!!!!

Kai you no try at all, you for engage am for 55 minutes. Son of a Leprous woman indeed!

Boring

kunnbee ur mouth eenh wen u turn man , i c ur swaggs u try small ,if i catch u eenh , i wud e-rape u for confusing me

@op
u b nutcase , u get time walai

WOman dey rape man ni

go joor after u tricked me yeye man abi woman de ni

Atleast you met me

hahaha!!

@Poster - that is most definitely the killer joke of the month!!

Wow!! abeg keep 'em rolling jor!!

love 'em

Nice joke . . i done laugh die ooo ,

And I have purposely been ignoring this serious joke for long enough.

Cracked me up like gbana!!!

Lol. I swear when nxt he sees ur number na faint be that.

I really love this joke!!

^^ Nah, I luv the smart dude more.

cool man, i love it, it is damn classic

Stale, but funny.

Girl, where's your sense of humour??

I've read the joke before.

But I still find it funny though.

okay

U know easy at all

nice joke

i like am

Nice joke anyway

dat was nice

Man you gave up too soon, you could have kept going and going. . .it was cool though.

You go send am credit ehn, see ya mouth like make him continue

lol

I likey! U sef na ju man!

cant help re-reading this stuff. . . ,

Very Funny!