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An Encounter With A Boko Haram Member In A Bus by luluosas(m): 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2012
One day, a bus conductor had this encounter with a Boko Haram member in a bus. Although the conductor didn't realised who his passengers were, but this conversation ensued:
Conductor :- Please, pay your transport fares.
Passenger :- I am a staff
Conductor :- Which staff are you? Are you a Policeman?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you a Soldier?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you a Navy?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you an Air Force?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Then, which staff are you? Please, pay me your money.
Passenger :- I am a Boko Haram.
On hearing this information, all the other passengers screamed and shouted 'WHAAT!! Conductor, are you mad? Please, 'Oga' Boko, sorry sir, don't mind the stupid conductor, we will pay for you sir.
Then, all of them at a sudden screamed again, 'driver next junction oooo'.
NB. If you were there, what would you have done?
Re: An Encounter With A Boko Haram Member In A Bus by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 07, 2012
luluosas: One day, a bus conductor had this encounter with a Boko Haram member in a bus. Although the conductor didn't realised who his passengers were, but this conversation ensued:
Conductor :- Please, pay your transport fares.
Passenger :- I am a staff
Conductor :- Which staff are you? Are you a Policeman?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you a Soldier?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you a Navy?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Are you an Air Force?
Passenger :- No
Conductor :- Then, which staff are you? Please, pay me your money.
Passenger :- I am a Boko Haram.
On hearing this information, all the other passengers screamed and shouted 'WHAAT!! Conductor, are you mad? Please, 'Oga' Boko, sorry sir, don't mind the stupid conductor, we will pay for you sir.
Then, all of them at a sudden screamed again, 'driver next junction oooo'.
NB. If you were there, what would you have done?
i'd av beaten hell out of u. Na stale joke joor.
Re: An Encounter With A Boko Haram Member In A Bus by hottprince: 10:06pm On Sep 07, 2012
Old joke
Re: An Encounter With A Boko Haram Member In A Bus by luluosas(m): 12:58am On Sep 10, 2012
hottprince:
Old joke
Does it matter?
Re: An Encounter With A Boko Haram Member In A Bus by dboardman: 9:44am On Sep 10, 2012
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